2015 NY Knicks offseason thread, Los Almighty appreciation thread

[donewithjs]

Every single jersey I ever wanted to buy since Houston and Marbury, got traded. Gallo, Shumpert, Hardaway, so imma stay away from Zinger

maybe you should buy a Calderon Jersey then.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

I still got my Starbury jersey.

 

[nick.]

Every single jersey I ever wanted to buy since Houston and Marbury, got traded. Gallo, Shumpert, Hardaway, so imma stay away from Zinger

maybe you should buy a Calderon Jersey then.

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[ballinsam23]

Bargs wishes he can do this...

 

[nick.]

Bargs isn't half the athlete Zinger is

also Zinger can hit 3's with consistency

 

[johnnyredstorm]

That was a nice euro step in the second highlight. Not sure how well he'll be able to do that in the NBA, but hey, let's hope for the best.

 

[redd spyder]

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guess I gotta start beating my meat til erectile dysfunction every night to appreciate the free pr0nz. I will not allow this to slip thru my fingertips

 

[Master Zik]

It's clear to me it'll take time for the rest of yall to realign your minds and adjust yourselves to the decisions of the Zen Master. Those of you that are still fans and are sticking around.

 

[brendasdeadbaby]

Bargs isn't half the athlete Zinger is

also Zinger can hit 3's with consistency

At worst he will be able to stretch the floor and knock down jumpers while taking the pf or c away from the paint.

 

[yeeupp]

JUNK YARD DAWGGGGGGG

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[ballinsam23]

Hoping we add Cliff Alexander to the SL team.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Hoping we add Cliff Alexander to the SL team.

As do I. High upside, not much risk.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

I'm calling him King Zinger from now on. If I gotta watch this guy, I'm giving him a nickname that I get a kick out of.

 

[art vandelay]

who was nicer than this idiot .....


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just dunk the ball moron >:

I remember that game like it just went off, I laughed so damn hard.

 

[nick.]

calling him WorldStar, Kris, or Zinger

nothing else

 

[art vandelay]

Bargs isn't half the athlete Zinger is

also Zinger can hit 3's with consistency

No matter how anyone feels about Kristaps, I'd rather have him over Bargs anyday.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

King Zinger

 

[hymen man]

killa kris

big poppa porzingis

 

[nick.]

The Chosen One

 

[johnnyredstorm]

about to make King Zinger t-shirts and sell them outside of the Garden.

 

[harlemtothebronx]

watching the tank is ur own fault b. like there's millions of tv shows/movies/good basketball teams, and you chose to watch our team lose on purpose?   

Son deserves a Purple Heart for that.

my man is the only dude with the full scouting report and tendencies of Lance Thomas and Ricky Ledo.

dude has Langston Galloway's shot chart etched on his bedroom wall.

i heard he got a man bun because of Lou Amundson

dude traded for Travis Wear in his 2K franchise because he knows exactly how to use him

One of my friends who I haven't seen in a while rocks a man bun these days. Last time I saw him all I could think about is damn, dude is a mini Lou Admundson.

I love you dudes.

 

[onewearz]

 

[Master Zik]

What about Papanikolaou?

 

[johnnyredstorm]

What about Papanikolaou?

Praying we trade for him to dump Caldo's contract. Need another body back from the Rockets to make it possible though.

 

[yeeupp]

Zing zinger, who got the keys to my beamer...