Anyone have a pet kangaroo?

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We on kangaroos now? :lol:

Think about it. They're mad chill, eat grass and hop around all day. If someone breaks into your house they'll put the hands on them.


No burglar would expect that they will have to fight a kangaroo when they do a break-in.
 
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Kangaroos are proportioned so weird. The lower half is so large and exaggerated compared to the torso, esp the size of the limbs.
 
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It's all fun and games until you come home one day and it Grabs you behind the NECK, Stands on its TAIL, and Dropdkicks you in the Chest
 
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Outback Steakhouse sells them out back on the low. You have to know someone though...
 
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I like how you asked this like we got an African safari in our backyards :rofl:
Hell no I ain't got no kangaroo
1 false move and I lose my rib cage to a swift kick in the chest

PASS.
 
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