Anyone have a pet kangaroo?

this one

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Reminds me of a buff ******
10/10 would not **** with
 
Sheeeeeeeeeeed... ******? Those bad boys are like 6 feet tall and don't have a concern or care for when that toenail snatches all your stomach lining out.
 
Sheeeeeeeeeeed... ******? Those bad boys are like 6 feet tall and don't have a concern or care for when that toenail snatches all your stomach lining out.
Not so much in comparison of height
Just in comparison of intimidation
Nothing creeps me like a buff *** ******
Like I'm 6 ft and have the muscle mass of a 10 year old Indian girl
Meanwhile 4 ft 2 over here looks like the rock
 
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Just don't be insecure OP. Kangaroos like this one can take your girl.


Did they experiment on him or something?  That doesn't look normal at all.  Freakishly scary!

But man, guys should stop pulling a Michael Jackson, and domesticating wild animals.  Let them be, and let them roam.  
 
One of my friends owns a kangaroo actually 
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You need a large property and it cost about €4000 for a male kangaroo if I recall correctly and €3000 for a female.

I live in Belgium though so the prices could differ a lot but this should give you a general estimate.
 
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Man why you want a kangaroo b, them muf**** look like that one buff extra in them Ruff Ryder videos with the durag and bandana on at the same time, and to the homie talm bout midgets man, if midgets where like 6 feet tall they would be wrecking ish out here word to the iron fist pillage
 
 
One of my friends owns a kangaroo actually 
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You need a large property and it cost about €4000 for a male kangaroo if I recall correctly and €3000 for a female.

I live in Belgium though so the prices could differ a lot but this should give you a general estimate.
You can fly out to Australia and get you one for free those things are pests out  in the country see em lying dead on the side of the road and ****
 
Realistically speaking having a wallaby as a pet makes a lot more sense. They appear to run somewhere around $1200-$2000. It seems that you can't be away from them for too long though.
 
I really wouldnt mind a miniature giraffe tho, bruh can eat a bowl of lettuce at the dinner table with us. The mini giraffe just standing on my lap eating salad off my plate while wifey is having a fit because i aint eat her arugula salad
 
Man why you want a kangaroo b, them muf**** look like that one buff extra in them Ruff Ryder videos with the durag and bandana on at the same time, and to the homie talm bout midgets man, if midgets where like 6 feet tall they would be wrecking ish out here word to the iron fist pillage
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