Texas worker charged with tampering after rubbing genitals on pizza

 
"So you are old enough to know better than to put your balls on someone's pizza
Looool
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 I don't eem care about the rest. This is the best line in that quote. 
 
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some people have no sense of humor i tell you
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a bullet bruh?

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why the stoneface?

thats dowright disgusting, whats wrong with some of you. you are telling me you would be calm if dude rubbed his genitals all over your food and you got "lucky" enough to catch him? SMH
This is what Ricky would refer to as #NTExtremes.

There are other options that fall somewhere between remaining calm and shooting him in the head.
 
This is what Ricky would refer to as #NTExtremes.

There are other options that fall somewhere between remaining calm and shooting him in the head.
I'm saying doe...

I wouldn't be happy... I wouldn't even be a bit miffed....

I'd be extremely upset...

But to pull a bullet out and potentially kill a dude?

For balls on a pizza?

Come on, mayne... That's ridiculous.

OD to the fullest.


I couldn't help but think about this Austin Kincaid scene in Big Sausage Pizza :pimp:
*googles*
 
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Why do all that though? Why would I want cheese or pizza sauce on my balls?
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Been hearing about these occurrences way too much as of late. Almost makes me want to just grow my own food. Even buying packaged food, who knows what folks be doing up in those facilities.
 
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Texas been taking Ls though :lol: fools trying to erase slavery from the history books and teach creationism as science.

some people have no sense of humor i tell you :lol:

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a bullet bruh?

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why the stoneface?

thats dowright disgusting, whats wrong with some of you. you are telling me you would be calm if dude rubbed his genitals all over your food and you got "lucky" enough to catch him? SMH
You would kill a person over this or advocate somebody else doing so?

A beating would be appropriate imo. I aint gonna kill somebody over a pizza I aint even ate.

Yall dudes are mentally unstable if you down with that.
 
Been hearing about these occurrences way too much as of late. Almost makes me want to just grow my own food. Even buying packaged food, who knows what folks be doing up in those facilities.

it's because of all the bad tippers.
it's ok, they deserve it, these guys work HARD!
 
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