Office Bathroom Etiquette- WHY?

th3answ3r said:
yeah I don't know why people look through the crack, if it's locked it's locked
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I absolutely hate that. I mean, not only is it locked, but you could easily see feet under the door. There have been a handful of times where I was dropping bombs, and come dude comes in there and immediately locks eyes through the crack :lol: :x
 
How about when you walk in a bathroom, and it just smells like straight piss 
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Peep Game said:
th3answ3r said:
yeah I don't know why people look through the crack, if it's locked it's locked
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I absolutely hate that. I mean, not only is it locked, but you could easily see feet under the door. There have been a handful of times where I was dropping bombs, and come dude comes in there and immediately locks eyes through the crack :lol: :x
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They be thinking it's locked front he inside :lol:
Cruzzz said:
How about when you walk in a bathroom, and it just smells like straight piss :x
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That strong or stale smell :x :smh:

I gotta hold my breath and pee.
 
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There are older men that honestly can't hold their bowel movements. For many reasons, they lost the control of their bowels. So that is how it gets everywhere. When you get a certain age you will be more stympathetic towards that.

But with that said, no excuse not to clean after yourself
 
What I do is I wake up pretty early..I walk two blocks to dunkin donuts..eat breakfast at my house..then destroy my toilet before I shower lol..then go to work so I don't have to use the toilet there..I work in a big corporate company..but I was always grossed out by public toilets..if I really need to go I always look for the cleanest stall..it's been months since I had to use the bathroom there there's a bunch of different bathrooms to choose from since we have different buildings..I go if I have no other choice but I us usually take care of all that in the morning..lol..if a toilet is nasty there's no way I'm using that..I'll go from bathroom to bathroom to find one that is suitable lol
 
I found some secret bathrooms. But really unless I eat some messed up food I just hammer out a deuce in the morning and at night when I get home.
 
I know about a top secret restroom at the OFFICE building I work at. It looks like some christopher nolan batcave type ish with full length mirrors + ive never encounteted anyone else in there EVER. I took my fb profile pic there in 2010. Its almost like it shouldnt exist. But it stays clean & stocked.
 
I do field work. So when I do have bathroom tendencies, I usually find the most fanciest hotel, go through the side door and dooo the damb thing :smokin
 
DCAllAmerican said:
There are older men that honestly can't hold their bowel movements. For many reasons, they lost the control of their bowels. So that is how it gets everywhere. When you get a certain age you will be more stympathetic towards that.

But with that said, no excuse not to clean after yourself
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Nooooooooo!

I had bathroom duty in jail for a couple weeks and it wasn't nearly as bad as some of y'all stories.
 
So i'm using the restroom, sitting there and doing my business. Another guy pulls up to the stall next to me, and I look down and see his light blue gators he had on.

Anyway, dude went straight to work! He had no regard for anybody else in that restroom. Dude was grunting, moaning and farting everywhere! You can hear this dude's **** splashing and squirting everywhere! :x

I'm sitting there like...

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Dude finally finishes up, flushes his toilet... now i'm just waiting to hear that water faucet..... nothing! I just hear dude walk out and the door slam shut. :smh:

A couple minutes later, and i'm done, wash my hands and walk out. At the end of the hallway, I notice a man with light blue gators on... I guess he's a somebody because there was a group of people surrounding him ALL SHAKING HIS HAND!

He looked at my direction, then glanced at me and I was just like...

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Anyway... yeah end of story! WASH YOUR HANDS FELLAS!
 
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I've gone in bathrooms where there was poop in the urinals. Wasn't sure whether to laugh or throw up.
 
I remember dudes pooping in urinals quite often in high school. I found it kinda funny even though someone had to fish it out.
 
Am I the only one who finds these toilets very uncomfortable? Are they for fat people? I have no qualms taking a dump in public restrooms but these toilets are a dealbreaker for me.

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I prefer those to the long oval ones where the water is much closet to you. With those it's a lot harder for the water to splash back and hit your cheeks. I know there's a drop toilet paper beforehand thing but that doesn't always work if the water is really close
 
i am the type that lays layers of toilet paper inyo the toilet. no back splash for me. one time i had to shey at a park. them doors were low and the stalls were filthu. guys cpuld litterally peep over. zo i rushed on, did a 45 degree squat and just sprayed. there was no time to sit. nor prep. them public bathrooms alls tink
 
With all this being said I never ever to this day have got why white men just come in and sit on the seat to take a dump. No wiping of the seat, no toliet pads. Just walk in and sit down

Bathrooms back in the days didnt have doors on the stalls

My last job I knew when the toliets/bathrooms got cleaned so i would come in shortly after

But all in all I only take 1-2 poops a week

When pissing I just unzip my pants and let the canyon falls out no touching, when im down i just wiggle it back in and zip my pants, no need to wash my hands after that. Just grab a paper towel to open the door

I have copper handles at home that resist germs http://articles.mercola.com/sites/a...what-door-handles-actually-kill-bacteria.aspx

My old job had these handles that killed germs by UV lights  http://dornob.com/healthy-handle-self-sanitizing-uv-door-knob-kills-germs/
 
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From my understanding and watching lots of Penn & Teller: Bull ****, other than it being in your head you are at no risk if you sit on a public toilet seat with your bare ***.

Urine is completely sterile so you won't get anything from it. Unless the person smeared their doodoo all on the seat you shouldn't have any problems. You can't catch a STD from a toilet seat either which I've heard widely rumored and joked about unless you're having sex on the toilet seat :lol: Organisms won't survive long on a toilet seat to pass it on you.

Public counters and phones have way more bacteria on them than public toilet seats.

So what' left is the icky factor of other ppl's urine and pubes to you.

With all that in mind I still refuse to drop a deuce in a publicly used bathroom.
 
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^yep. It amuses me too that some people think that a thin piece of paper is some magical barrier to disease anyway.

If it looks clean it's fine.
 
ERACISM said:
 
Am I the only one who finds these toilets very uncomfortable? Are they for fat people? I have no qualms taking a dump in public restrooms but these toilets are a dealbreaker for me.
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you rock with the squaddy potty, correct? 

nothing will ever as comfortable unless a person can prop their feet up 
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kdawg said:
^yep. It amuses me too that some people think that a thin piece of paper is some magical barrier to disease anyway.

If it looks clean it's fine.
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Thine, when I do go Im not paying for the toliet paper I do multiple layers up to about 5
 
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