got my coworker with a comeback and his jimmies got rustled...

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fontaine

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Back story...

Coworker is a 37 y/o white dude... We're both analysts at my job...

He invites me out to play volleyball with his team... So I show up...

We were talking, and I say "I'm not very good.. I took some tips from my girl. She used to play volleyball in college"

Lady: well, next time you see her,.. Tell her you want to pepper

(Pepper is a volleyball term of shooting around in basketball)

Me: aight cool


Here's where he comes in, jokingly, and I come back

Coworker: and afterwards, she if she wants some salt

Me: you was waiting on that huh? Lulz

Coworker: yep

Me: she might say the salt shaker ain't big enough... They never say no the pepper shakers anyway. That's why chicks always have pepper on deck. :lol:



Coworker got RUSTLED. Dude was all "damn Fontaine.. That's just disgusting man.". Then his face got all red.

I'm over here like " what... You just said you trying to smash my chick "

He responds with "I was just playing man. You went to far"

I'm wee-bey'in because the white chick we were standing with just stood there... Couldn't tell who's side she was on.

I don't think I went too far. What y'all think?
 
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:lol: @ that long comeback, picturing the situation & imagining him trying to break down and analyze what you said has me dying
 
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Didn't go too far.  He opened that can of worms and got pissy when you hit him back.  That wasn't even harsh.  If a dude said that to me I'd either laugh it off or turn the joke around on him.  Then again, I would never make such a comment to begin with.

Hate dudes that can dish it out but can't take it.
 
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Maybe he's just corny and mentioned salt as a lame joke (simply in reference to pepper) , and you got all extra.

Kinda like that one guy who only has $ and always finds a way to mention it, regardless of topic
 
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Comparison Ford said:
 
Didn't go too far.  He opened that can of worms and got pissy when you hit him back.  That wasn't even harsh.  If a dude said that to me I'd either laugh it off or turn the joke around on him.  Then again, I would never make such a comment.

Hate dudes that can dish it out but can't take it.
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Ford is absolutely right. If you're going to try and make fun of someone, they better be ready for the comeback. Clearly he wasn't.

Does he have a crush on that chick that was talking volleyball with the both of you? Sounds like maybe he was trying to impress her more than actually insult you.
 
flightman said:
Maybe he's just corny and mentioned salt as a lame joke (simply in reference to pepper) , and you got all extra.
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This is what i was thinking

Co-worker was just trying to make
OP laugh bc he thinks he's cool; wants to be friends

Then OP embarassed him in front of a female :smh:

:lol:

Jk
 
maybe he felt like you were trying to assert your d dominance...
 
Nah yall reading to deep into this.
Bruh wanna talking about smashing op girl, I would whipped out the first lil **** joke I could think of.
You're 100% in the right op. I woulda threw them ones with him.
































Well not really because I'm a *****, but that *** woulda been mine in my mind...
 
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Ethering annoying co-workers is the great American pastime though. 
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Used to work in the dietary department at a hospital.  The executive chef was one of those dudes that peaked in high school that would brag about all the "important" people he knew/was friends with.  He used to love bringing up the fact that one of his friends was a boxer. 

One night we're serving dinner on the tray line and the following dialogue ensues:

Chef: Guys, turn on HBO when you get home.  My friend is gonna be fighting tonight.

Me: Oh ****... I didn't know Bumfights is on HBO now.

The whole kitchen starts laughing, particularly Lorenzo (from Crazy Stories from your Job fame http://niketalk.com/t/514373/crazy-stories-from-your-job/60#post_16635824). It got to the point where Lorenzo was laughing so much that he got pulled off the tray line and lectured about how it's not polite to laugh at the executive chef. 
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Comparison Ford said:
Ethering annoying co-workers is the great American pastime though. :lol:

Used to work in the dietary department at a hospital.  The executive chef was one of those dudes that peaked in high school that would brag about all the "important" people he knew/was friends with.  He used to love bringing up the fact that one of his friends was a boxer. 

One night we're serving dinner on the tray line and the following dialogue ensues:

Chef: Guys, turn on HBO when you get home.  My friend is gonna be fighting tonight.

Me: Oh ****... I didn't know Bumfights is on HBO now.

The whole kitchen starts laughing, particularly Lorenzo (from Crazy Stories from your Job fame http://niketalk.com/t/514373/crazy-stories-from-your-job/60#post_16635824). It got to the point where Lorenzo was laughing so much that he got pulled off the tray line and lectured about how it's not polite to laugh at the executive chef. :lol:
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Give us more yolorenzo stories :lol:
He finally get married???
 
I didn't take it as him meaning it like that, I took it as him really meaning salt on some verrrry corny ****, not even insinuating he wanted to smash your chick. Only reason I see him getting upset, y'all wasn't on the same page
 
nawghtyhare said:
 
Comparison Ford said:
Ethering annoying co-workers is the great American pastime though. 
laugh.gif


Used to work in the dietary department at a hospital.  The executive chef was one of those dudes that peaked in high school that would brag about all the "important" people he knew/was friends with.  He used to love bringing up the fact that one of his friends was a boxer. 

One night we're serving dinner on the tray line and the following dialogue ensues:

Chef: Guys, turn on HBO when you get home.  My friend is gonna be fighting tonight.

Me: Oh ****... I didn't know Bumfights is on HBO now.

The whole kitchen starts laughing, particularly Lorenzo (from Crazy Stories from your Job fame http://niketalk.com/t/514373/crazy-stories-from-your-job/60#post_16635824). It got to the point where Lorenzo was laughing so much that he got pulled off the tray line and lectured about how it's not polite to laugh at the executive chef. 
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Give us more yolorenzo stories
laugh.gif

He finally get married???
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The 7th Mile said:
I didn't take it as him meaning it like that, I took it as him really meaning salt on some verrrry corny ****, not even insinuating he wanted to smash your chick. Only reason I see him getting upset, y'all wasn't on the same page
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:lol: it really just sounds like a general salt blurb because you said Pepper. That escalated quickly.
 
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