got my coworker with a comeback and his jimmies got rustled...

The 7th Mile said:

OP need to get his mind out the damn gutter, bout to lose his job because he think everything about "yambs"

Sexually harassed that man smh

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[emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji] lmaooo

Yeah bruh I think he was dishing out that classic white people corniness and you revealed his widdle wee wee insecurities in front of a female smh.

But if he was tryna insinuate that he wanted to smash your wife, then you got em. ​

Freeze said:

dude said he's 'only seen it 3 times accidentally'.....'accidentally'.....which has me wondering, well how many times did you see it on purpose? and you watched him put a phone under his meat? when he finished did you ask for your phone back so you could check your voicemail, or did you just check it in its current position? story is all kinds of sus

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heirjordan15 said:

I would of lost it once the coworker got all red.

As someone mentioned before, it is a deep psychological fear of some men of other mens (doesn't have to be a black guy) large(r) pieces. I really do not understand it . I told my manager how my good friend (white guy) is known for having a pet iguana down there. Everyone at our high school knew it once he jumped off a roof naked into a pool at a party once. I've only seen it accidentally about 3 times, once from about 50 yards away and I thought he was holding a wiffle ball bat between his legs. He notoriously can put an iPhone 4s under it and you can't see the iphone

Ever since, everytime I bring up my friends name my manager gets all strange and pissy. Weirds me out man.


I'm white if it matters.

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Brolic Scholar said:

How are y'all sleeping on "everytime I bring it up" tho?

How often is he trying to start that convo?

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Mark Antony said:

Brolic Scholar said:

How are y'all sleeping on "everytime I bring it up" tho?

How often is he trying to start that convo?

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"man there's HJ with his damn penis conversations again"

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Freeze said:

dude said he's 'only seen it 3 times accidentally'.....'accidentally'.....which has me wondering, well how many times did you see it on purpose? and you watched him put a phone under his meat? when he finished did you ask for your phone back so you could check your voicemail, or did you just check it in its current position? story is all kinds of sus

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Jayzz said:

View media item 1201276And since your eyes aren't injured whatsoever...

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Quell said:

@ that long comeback, picturing the situation & imagining him trying to break down and analyze what you said has me dying

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Mark Antony said:

My man wrote this all verklempt. Probably fanning himself.

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KingKoopa said:

Dude got waaay to comfortable talkin about dudes meat im salty.

But in his defense I've seen most of my ****** butt booty naked due to HS sports and runnin trains.

We don't play hide the iPhone tho.

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Mark Antony said:

My man wrote this all verklempt. Probably fanning himself.

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What does that mean?

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