got my coworker with a comeback and his jimmies got rustled...

Coworker: and afterwards, she if she wants some salt

Me: you was waiting on that huh? Lulz
I don't get why you interpreted this as a d reference? Sounds like he was just trying to make a dumb joke about the term pepper.
 
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Dude was talkin bout salt, you were talkin bout yambz. Your fault, b.
Are you married?
Because if so let someone walk up to your wife and say he'll give her the salt shaker.
Then just walk off.
Record it too b
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I took it that way because he's been there before...

He will sometimes ask me to walk with him to the bank because he's 5'8" 160 and his bank is in a black neighborhood...

Dead *** SRS...

He's said something along those lines before... (Him getting my yambs)

Guess we were on different pages...

I didn't think about the salt angle y'all are talking about...

But o don't know if he was either
 
Are you married?
Because if so let someone walk up to your wife and say he'll give her the salt shaker.
Then just walk off.
Record it too b
But at the same time it's 37 year old white male whose an analyst and plays volleyball in his free time :lol: I could definitely see him viewing that as a salt and pepper joke
 
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Oohh they sooo sensitive.


He makes a sexual based joke and it's ok but when you make a sexual one back that counters his it's too far and disgusting :rofl:
 
I took it that way because he's been there before...

He will sometimes ask me to walk with him to the bank because he's 5'8" 160 and his bank is in a black neighborhood...

Dead *** SRS...

He's said something along those lines before... (Him getting my yambs)

Guess we were on different pages...

I didn't think about the salt angle y'all are talking about...

But o don't know if he was either
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I'm a dude, famb.

I don't have yambs.

I meant in him smashing the chicks I smashed.

I show him pictures of chicks I date and tell him you don't have to spend extraordinary amounts of money to kick it...

$80 is far too high for a first date, IMO...

He counters and says th chicks are ugly and he only deals with fine ladies.

I show him pictures and he blames it on them being young (like college sophomores)

I tell him that they're all 25+ with their own place and career...

And then he finds another reason to hate. :lol:

Or something like "well let me have her"
 
I took it that way because he's been there before...

He will sometimes ask me to walk with him to the bank because he's 5'8" 160 and his bank is in a black neighborhood...

Dead *** SRS...

He's said something along those lines before... (Him getting my yambs)

Guess we were on different pages...

I didn't think about the salt angle y'all are talking about...

But o don't know if he was either
Man, the only salt invalid was how salty he was you said that out in public with females around knowing he fits the stereotype.
OP need to get his mind out the damn gutter, bout to lose his job because he think everything about "yambs"

Sexually harassed that man smh
Yall buggin :rofl: :rofl:
 
 
Ethering annoying co-workers is the great American pastime though. :lol:


Used to work in the dietary department at a hospital.  The executive chef was one of those dudes that peaked in high school that would brag about all the "important" people he knew/was friends with.  He used to love bringing up the fact that one of his friends was a boxer. 


One night we're serving dinner on the tray line and the following dialogue ensues:


Chef: Guys, turn on HBO when you get home.  My friend is gonna be fighting tonight.


Me: Oh ****... I didn't know Bumfights is on HBO now.


The whole kitchen starts laughing, particularly Lorenzo (from Crazy Stories from your Job fame http://niketalk.com/t/514373/crazy-stories-from-your-job/60#post_16635824). It got to the point where Lorenzo was laughing so much that he got pulled off the tray line and lectured about how it's not polite to laugh at the executive chef. :lol:
Give us more yolorenzo stories :lol:

He finally get married???
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More pics of the wife :nerd:
 
Smash his mom Ricky.


I don't know why but seeing "I'm a dude, I don't have yambz" made me laugh for whatever reason.

But smash his mom, take her to a nice seafood dinner and never call her back.
 
Op. I'm with you, I thought that was a reference to smashing your girl as well. Dude soft/sensitive, though. You shouldn't be hanging with ***** ****** like that anyway.
 
 
 
 
Ethering annoying co-workers is the great American pastime though. 
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Used to work in the dietary department at a hospital.  The executive chef was one of those dudes that peaked in high school that would brag about all the "important" people he knew/was friends with.  He used to love bringing up the fact that one of his friends was a boxer. 


One night we're serving dinner on the tray line and the following dialogue ensues:


Chef: Guys, turn on HBO when you get home.  My friend is gonna be fighting tonight.


Me: Oh ****... I didn't know Bumfights is on HBO now.


The whole kitchen starts laughing, particularly Lorenzo (from Crazy Stories from your Job fame http://niketalk.com/t/514373/crazy-stories-from-your-job/60#post_16635824). It got to the point where Lorenzo was laughing so much that he got pulled off the tray line and lectured about how it's not polite to laugh at the executive chef. 
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Give us more yolorenzo stories
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He finally get married???
More pics of the wife
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Gotta be something wrong with her.

Not saying she's some trophy wife or anything, but even Lorenzo isn't worthy of that. 
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Back story...

Coworker is a 37 y/o white dude... We're both analysts at my job...

He invites me out to play volleyball with his team... So I show up...

We were talking, and I say "I'm not very good.. I took some tips from my girl. She used to play volleyball in college"

Lady: well, next time you see her,.. Tell her you want to pepper

(Pepper is a volleyball term of shooting around in basketball)

Me: aight cool


Here's where he comes in, jokingly, and I come back

Coworker: and afterwards, she if she wants some salt

Me: you was waiting on that huh? Lulz

Coworker: yep

Me: she might say the salt shaker ain't big enough... They never stack to to the pepper shakers anyway. That's why chicks always have pepper on deck.
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Coworker got RUSTLED. Dude was all "damn Fontaine.. That's just disgusting man.". Then his face got all red.

I'm over here like " what... You just said you trying to smash my chick "

He responds with "I was just playing man. You went to far"

I'm wee-bey'in because the white chick we were standing with just stood there... Couldn't tell who's side she was on.

I don't think I went too far. What y'all think?
Ur come back was  lame bruh. Your delivery had to be off too cause thats too long of a come back. Shouldve just said "Well your girl ate my meat"
 
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I would have taken it the same way as you fontaine fontaine , especially after you're telling us he has a history of joking about wanting to smash your girl.

Dude got his feelings hurt because you hit him on something he seems to be insecure about and whether you were aware or not, he feels his lil' pecker is off limits. **** 'em. He started the ****. I would take a jab at him every now and then for acting like a ***** about it too.

I used to work with a know it all dude that actually didn't know **** and would just Google his "facts" right as he said them and roast him for being wrong on the regular. I always had a one-liner for him too. :lol: Dude was a similar type to what you're describing and anytime he could bring up a negative story about black people, he would. I had the whole aisle laughing at his *** one day. Dude quit and went to nursing school not too long after I started sitting close to him. If you can't take the heat, keep your dumb mouth shut.
 
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