got my coworker with a comeback and his jimmies got rustled...

UrBetterthenME said:
 
Fontaine said:
Back story...

Coworker is a 37 y/o white dude... We're both analysts at my job...

He invites me out to play volleyball with his team... So I show up...

We were talking, and I say "I'm not very good.. I took some tips from my girl. She used to play volleyball in college"

Lady: well, next time you see her,.. Tell her you want to pepper

(Pepper is a volleyball term of shooting around in basketball)

Me: aight cool


Here's where he comes in, jokingly, and I come back

Coworker: and afterwards, she if she wants some salt

Me: you was waiting on that huh? Lulz

Coworker: yep

Me: she might say the salt shaker ain't big enough... They never stack to to the pepper shakers anyway. That's why chicks always have pepper on deck.
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Coworker got RUSTLED. Dude was all "damn Fontaine.. That's just disgusting man.". Then his face got all red.

I'm over here like " what... You just said you trying to smash my chick "

He responds with "I was just playing man. You went to far"

I'm wee-bey'in because the white chick we were standing with just stood there... Couldn't tell who's side she was on.

I don't think I went too far. What y'all think?
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Ur come back was  lame bruh. Your delivery had to be off too cause thats too long of a come back. Shouldve just said "Well your girl ate my meat"
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While I agree that the comeback was a little too wordy to have any sort of "zing" to it, your comeback is the equivalent of this scene:

 
Go to work with a pepper shaker op
Pour it on his paper work and walk out.
If you got cubicles then just bomb him with it from above.
/thread
Ever body move along now
 
Comparison Ford said:
UrBetterthenME said:
 
Fontaine said:
Back story...


Coworker is a 37 y/o white dude... We're both analysts at my job...


He invites me out to play volleyball with his team... So I show up...


We were talking, and I say "I'm not very good.. I took some tips from my girl. She used to play volleyball in college"


Lady: well, next time you see her,.. Tell her you want to pepper


(Pepper is a volleyball term of shooting around in basketball)


Me: aight cool



Here's where he comes in, jokingly, and I come back


Coworker: and afterwards, she if she wants some salt


Me: you was waiting on that huh? Lulz


Coworker: yep


Me: she might say the salt shaker ain't big enough... They never stack to to the pepper shakers anyway. That's why chicks always have pepper on deck. :lol:




Coworker got RUSTLED. Dude was all "damn Fontaine.. That's just disgusting man.". Then his face got all red.


I'm over here like " what... You just said you trying to smash my chick "


He responds with "I was just playing man. You went to far"


I'm wee-bey'in because the white chick we were standing with just stood there... Couldn't tell who's side she was on.


I don't think I went too far. What y'all think?
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Ur come back was  lame bruh. Your delivery had to be off too cause thats too long of a come back. Shouldve just said "Well your girl ate my meat"
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While I agree that the comeback was a little too wordy to have any sort of "zing" to it, your comeback is the equivalent of this scene:
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Coworker's penis is in a coma, wild insensitive Ricky.
 
Comparison Ford said:
nawghtyhare said:
 
Comparison Ford said:
 
nawghtyhare said:
 
Comparison Ford said:
Ethering annoying co-workers is the great American pastime though. :lol:



Used to work in the dietary department at a hospital.  The executive chef was one of those dudes that peaked in high school that would brag about all the "important" people he knew/was friends with.  He used to love bringing up the fact that one of his friends was a boxer. 



One night we're serving dinner on the tray line and the following dialogue ensues:



Chef: Guys, turn on HBO when you get home.  My friend is gonna be fighting tonight.



Me: Oh ****... I didn't know Bumfights is on HBO now.



The whole kitchen starts laughing, particularly Lorenzo (from Crazy Stories from your Job fame http://niketalk.com/t/514373/crazy-stories-from-your-job/60#post_16635824). It got to the point where Lorenzo was laughing so much that he got pulled off the tray line and lectured about how it's not polite to laugh at the executive chef. :lol:
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Give us more yolorenzo stories :lol:


He finally get married???
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More pics of the wife :nerd:
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Gotta be something wrong with her.

Not saying she's some trophy wife or anything, but even Lorenzo isn't worthy of that. :lol:
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She cute
Yolorenzo got the W
 
Bro...picture this...you are standing around the volley ball spot, after work hours, with a random lady who is telling corny quips, and you're with a 37 year old white guy who you solely know from work...ABOUT TO PLAY VOLLEYBALL... and you talking about peppering angus and little debbie yambz keeping pepper shakers on deck and making metaphors and ****. 
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Next time roast your co-worker in proper english and see how it goes. 
 
The 7th Mile said:
OP need to get his mind out the damn gutter, bout to lose his job because he think everything about "yambs"
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This.

dtb00201 said:
I don't think I've ever seen that Lil B avi and not have some sort of post about yambs or something sex related right next to it
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This.

Dude seriously how you took it that far in that context is beyond me. Clearly based on his reaction it was a simple salt and pepper joke. You should have apologized right after, but instead you ran to NT for e-cred for your inappropriateness at a work function. :smh:
 
I think he got offended cause a girl was near. If you say a guy has small junk in front of a girl he might take it as being humiliated.
 
trunks206 said:
This.


This.

Dude seriously how you took it that far in that context is beyond me. Clearly based on his reaction it was a simple salt and pepper joke. You should have apologized right after, but instead you ran to NT for e-cred for your inappropriateness at a work function. :smh:
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work function?

Wrong. :lol:

Its a liquored up volleyball league at cantina right outside of downtown...

And I guess you missed my post about him saying stuff about smashing my chicks before...

And uses me as a pseudo bodyguard when he goes into a black neighborhood.

Dude was talking about smashing my girl, famb...
 
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sckid20 said:
Dont expect white women to have your back.
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Fam.. :rofl:

As for the OP, I definitely didn't see the salt joke as him wanting to smash your chick.

But if he's said similar stuff before, who knows.
 
You gotta understand OP, for a lot of white dudes (not all!  but many) the fear of a black dude's sex organs is the ultimate fear that they have.  The reasons why are pretty deep and psychological, but it's an extremely common fear and you hit it right on the head with that comment.

That said, he brought it up so you just cooked him accordingly.  The woman didn't know who to side with because she knew you were right but didn't want to betray her team by siding with you.
 
Drones said:
 
You gotta understand OP, for a lot of white dudes (not all!  but many) the fear of a black dude's sex organs is the ultimate fear that they have.  The reasons why are pretty deep and psychological, but it's an extremely common fear and you hit it right on the head with that comment.

That said, he brought it up so you just cooked him accordingly.  The woman didn't know who to side with because she knew you were right but didn't want to betray her team by siding with you.
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do people ever tell you that you may be too hard on white people? 
 
DH1Water said:
Drones said:
 
You gotta understand OP, for a lot of white dudes (not all!  but many) the fear of a black dude's sex organs is the ultimate fear that they have.  The reasons why are pretty deep and psychological, but it's an extremely common fear and you hit it right on the head with that comment.

That said, he brought it up so you just cooked him accordingly.  The woman didn't know who to side with because she knew you were right but didn't want to betray her team by siding with you.
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do people ever tell you that you may be too hard on white people? 
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Leave my Anglo brethren alone!!!!
 
has OP ever posted about a topic not pertaining to yambs?

OP's opponent more than likely suffers from micropenis 

comeback was lame, too many words, more than likely lead to extreme awkward silence.  
 
BuddhaChris said:
has OP ever posted about a topic not pertaining to yambs?

OP's opponent more than likely suffers from micropenis 

comeback was lame, too many words, more than likely lead to extreme awkward silence.  
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Graduate Students of NT

My first major corporate job (i secured as a black man with dreads)

questions about home mortgages and condos.

how i got over my ex (that prolly doesnt count)

why are black men still look at as deadbeat fathers

motorcycle

those are just some off the top that were successful.
 
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