whats the best comeback youve ever told someone vol....the jerkstore called

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My manager comes into work wearing sunglasses when it was raining out. I tell him, "Hey, you look like a douchebag!"
He tells me, "Hey, you're cleaning the bathroom!"

I was pretty mad throughout the day :smh:
 
This cat in HS was legit going bald.

Everyone knew except him, he was on a Super Saiyan Lebron level of denial about his Carl Winslow hairline.

One day during senior year, he was talking all slick to me in front of the boys, so I flipped the plastic box & hit that Defcon button, "Yeah...but you're bald, b."

It was like a Freestyle Friday crowd response. You could literally see his soul leave his body like his hair did in sophomore year.

Next day and all the day after, son came to school with a shiny shaved head.
 
came in expecting lulz

not a one in here

*leaves thread*
 
In High School we received our English exam back and Kid B starts ragging on Kid A for getting Thirty out of 100. Kid A says don't you go to resource room ? and without missing a beat our teacher hits kid B with your test is with your resource teacher in front of the class.

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Well there was this one time with a salt shaker reference...

Wait... **** somebody beat me to it
 
I was watching one of those Jenny Jones "Geek to Popular" episodes back in the day. Chick comes on and brings the guy who teased her and bullied her throughout high school and called her ugly.

Chick: "now everyone loves me, I get any guy I want, I go to the clubs and don't come home until 5 am...(blah blah blah)"

Dude: "so you invited me on national TV to tell everyone you're a drunk ***?" 
 
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