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simple but effective lol
whats the best comeback youve ever told someone vol....the jerkstore called
simple but effective lol
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Her reaction, priceless
mr marcus
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
She heard him. Had no reply is all.
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
She heard him. Had no reply is all.
She looked like she had a stoke after that comeback
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"I didn't here you because I'm sure it was something stupid and I'm glad I didn't hear it"
***** sounded like a kindergartner with that come back
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Her face when he delivered that ether was priceless.
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I was at my homies wedding and I was in the wedding party... I had my girl (really my ex, but she was my bottom _) with me. This one bridesmaid was all on my D Friday night.... could have knocked it down for sure.
Saturday we're taking pictures and I'm next to ol'girl. She's rubbing her butt up against my crotch, so I start ******* with her (putting her hand on my D, grabbing her butt, etc).
Later that night I'm in the elevator with her and her two homegirls, and one of the homegirls says, "oh look, the creeper is balding". GD right I'm balding. I rock the baldy with pride.
"Creeper? Your girl would marry me tonight if I asked her. She's been on my D all weekend, but my girl is here with me, as you all know. Aren't all three of y'all in your early 30's, and you're all here stag (without dates)? Damn, that's has to be frustrating knowing you're gonna be single forever."
Door opens up and I roll out cheesin' back at'em. Happy, they were not.
Later that night one of the chicks is taking a picture with one of those Cigar man statues, so I yell over, "Better enjoy it while you can, that's the only guy who will be pushing up on you all night." The other two also heard it and were PISSED.
I'm an *******.
Saturday we're taking pictures and I'm next to ol'girl. She's rubbing her butt up against my crotch, so I start ******* with her (putting her hand on my D, grabbing her butt, etc).
Later that night I'm in the elevator with her and her two homegirls, and one of the homegirls says, "oh look, the creeper is balding". GD right I'm balding. I rock the baldy with pride.
"Creeper? Your girl would marry me tonight if I asked her. She's been on my D all weekend, but my girl is here with me, as you all know. Aren't all three of y'all in your early 30's, and you're all here stag (without dates)? Damn, that's has to be frustrating knowing you're gonna be single forever."
Door opens up and I roll out cheesin' back at'em. Happy, they were not.
Later that night one of the chicks is taking a picture with one of those Cigar man statues, so I yell over, "Better enjoy it while you can, that's the only guy who will be pushing up on you all night." The other two also heard it and were PISSED.
I'm an *******.
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Damn son how many head nods and hand cues he gonna do before responding
Nice comeback though.
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In 04 I was the first person in town to get a Dodge Magnum. A couple people were asking me about it a the time clock and this chick that lied on me twice to our foreman is hating. ' I think it's ugly. It looks like a grocery go getter' I'm just ignoring her. The bell rings, we start clocking out, and a big group of people re walking towards my car. She says, real loud It looks like a station wagon!' And starts laughing. I turned around and said, a little louder than her
'Thats because is a station wagon you stupid dead tooth b----!' ( She has a dead tooth ) The parking lot goes silent for a couple seconds then erupts in laughter. She turned bright red and changed departments the next week
'Thats because is a station wagon you stupid dead tooth b----!' ( She has a dead tooth ) The parking lot goes silent for a couple seconds then erupts in laughter. She turned bright red and changed departments the next week
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