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when @sonunox34 caught his poo in the shower
dude who had a boner but had to poop?
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dude who had a boner but had to poop?
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http://niketalk.com/t/532070/batman-bruce-wayne-vs-iron-man-tony-stark
"Prep Time"
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"Prep Time"
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snow in the atlanta, afraid of your meat being too small thread, boozer, Gold St Thread, the undercover gay dad post in the wild smangin thread, many threads have had me in tears
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tf
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I remember a post where a dude misspelled a word and the word he misspelled was missing the letter h. So another poster highlighted the misspelled word with the :x face. So the poster who misspelled the word said his h key was broken... Then someone quoted and highlighted every h in his original post. **** was funny as hell.
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it's pretty much referred to as the "John" Thread. It got deleted but bruh's gf got smanged down by his roommate
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New age NT:
THE POST ABOUT OL BUDDY THAT SMASHES FAT CHICKS.
THE POST ABOUT OL BUDDY THAT SMASHES FAT CHICKS.
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that thread where bruh was talkin bout flogging chicks with bamboo canes
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I remember a post where a dude misspelled a word and the word he misspelled was missing the letter h. So another poster highlighted the misspelled word with the :x face. So the poster who misspelled the word said his h key was broken... Then someone quoted his original post and highlighted every other h in his post. **** was funny as hell.
TF x2
yall got these post?
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I remember a post where a dude misspelled a word and the word he misspelled was missing the letter h. So another poster highlighted the misspelled word with the :x face. So the poster who misspelled the word said his h key was broken... Then someone quoted his original post and highlighted every other h in his post. **** was funny as hell.
TF x2
yall got these post?
if i posted i would get banned lmfao
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Literally might be the best post I've ever seen on NT. @knowledgebones72 shut this down.
http://niketalk.com/t/573067/80s-babies-when-did-our-generation-end#post_18966309
http://niketalk.com/t/573067/80s-babies-when-did-our-generation-end#post_18966309
Our generation ended when Max B got locked up.
When we all realized that the Dipset Byrdgang Purple City Taliban Movement would never reach a higher height, that's when we gave up and started becoming grownups. We started wearing clothes that fit us and investing in V-neck t shirts. Our jeans went form Evisu to True Religion to Levi's, until we just sadly walk through H&M contemplating whether those skinny khaki's reveal enough nutsack to attract that young broad who works at the T-Mobile kiosk across from the store. She can't be more than 21. She has no idea about Rocafella's reign, or Jay Z retiring. She never heard of Xanga, or had sex with a stranger off of Black Planet or Mi Gente. She never even wore a jersey dress or high heeled Timbs. But I'll tell you one thing: she's bopping. Oh yes, my friend, she's bopping easier than any chick your age. Because nowadays they all have jobs and stuff to do during the day. But this tenderoni here, applying lipgloss while you pretend to be interested in how much data "unlimited" actually means, is down to walk away from her job, meet you in the bathroom, and slob you down in a stall. And you're so hyped, because all you did was ask her! Literally, while she paused in her sales speech for the lip gloss you were like "hey, listen. I don't have alot of time, but my johnson is really feeling the way your mouth looks. How bout you to meet?" In your mind you said "meat" but there's really no way for her to tell. She shrugs, "Sure. Why not?" And while you guys are walking and cracking jokes, it hits you.
You were in H&M with your fiance. Now you feel like a jerk. You feel bad, because she was looking for something to get your little brother for his birthday. And you're little brother sucks, but she's so nice that she just does stuff like that out of love and generosity. So you stop in your tracks. You turn to her, and take one more look at this tight little 21-but-probably-is-really-19-year-old, and you say to her:
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When we all realized that the Dipset Byrdgang Purple City Taliban Movement would never reach a higher height, that's when we gave up and started becoming grownups. We started wearing clothes that fit us and investing in V-neck t shirts. Our jeans went form Evisu to True Religion to Levi's, until we just sadly walk through H&M contemplating whether those skinny khaki's reveal enough nutsack to attract that young broad who works at the T-Mobile kiosk across from the store. She can't be more than 21. She has no idea about Rocafella's reign, or Jay Z retiring. She never heard of Xanga, or had sex with a stranger off of Black Planet or Mi Gente. She never even wore a jersey dress or high heeled Timbs. But I'll tell you one thing: she's bopping. Oh yes, my friend, she's bopping easier than any chick your age. Because nowadays they all have jobs and stuff to do during the day. But this tenderoni here, applying lipgloss while you pretend to be interested in how much data "unlimited" actually means, is down to walk away from her job, meet you in the bathroom, and slob you down in a stall. And you're so hyped, because all you did was ask her! Literally, while she paused in her sales speech for the lip gloss you were like "hey, listen. I don't have alot of time, but my johnson is really feeling the way your mouth looks. How bout you to meet?" In your mind you said "meat" but there's really no way for her to tell. She shrugs, "Sure. Why not?" And while you guys are walking and cracking jokes, it hits you.
You were in H&M with your fiance. Now you feel like a jerk. You feel bad, because she was looking for something to get your little brother for his birthday. And you're little brother sucks, but she's so nice that she just does stuff like that out of love and generosity. So you stop in your tracks. You turn to her, and take one more look at this tight little 21-but-probably-is-really-19-year-old, and you say to her:
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"Yo we gotta hurry up cause my girl is still in the store. I suggest you concentrate on the balls."
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These 90's babies broads are GOING!
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Where's Ninjahood? Vol Da
That idiot got ROASTED. Burnt to a crisp. Excellent.
That idiot got ROASTED. Burnt to a crisp. Excellent.
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Just lurking back then but this thread put NT on the map for me:
http://niketalk.com/t/210121/ben-ba...sha-singleton-vol-we-all-knew-it-wouldnt-work
http://niketalk.com/t/210121/ben-ba...sha-singleton-vol-we-all-knew-it-wouldnt-work
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+ his post about his uncle that ***** fat chicksthis + his post in the drake/butt chompers thread
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+ his post about his uncle that ***** fat chicks
didnt see those
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Man I don't even remember the thread. I just remember him coming in and shutting it down with this post about an uncle of his who lives off of fat women, borrowing their cars to go **** other fat chicks and ******* their fat folds and all kinds of wildness. Classic post man. Ima look for it just for you bruhdidnt see those+ his post about his uncle that ***** fat chicks
Edit: Found it!
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So we just not gonna mention the recent classic
The wiz and amber rose divorce thread
those 2 or 3 pages where wiz got roasted from the pic of him and his dog on the floor
The wiz and amber rose divorce thread
those 2 or 3 pages where wiz got roasted from the pic of him and his dog on the floor
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That was funny, but NT can do wayyyyyyyyyy better.
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a lot of the older threads would get shut down FAST if made today
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a lot of the older threads would get shut down FAST if made today
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5rsh5ab: (in reference to the lion king) what are u 80s babies talking about? Mufasa is the dad but i watched the clip.....the evil one his name is bruise or cut...
truubrasilian33: (back when ask NT for advice really was poppin' off) First of all no pics, sry yall im not talking to anyone in particular but when i start talking to them, i need to know whats next. Example: i was talking to this chick we were texting, you know, dayly basses within a week, and she txt me saying goodnight and all of that stuff, and when i said keep that smile on your face, she said ''only for you'' she must be feeling something, right? alright NT, wats my nxt step other than texting?
please no whip it out comment, reason is I still got a couple of more inches to go.
Laney Hi Vs: (i'm guessing he got suckered into posting his feels in one of those trap ''man crush'' threads) If i were a girl i'd let Boris Khodjoe beat out my guts, probably Allen Iverson too.
truubrasilian33: (back when ask NT for advice really was poppin' off) First of all no pics, sry yall im not talking to anyone in particular but when i start talking to them, i need to know whats next. Example: i was talking to this chick we were texting, you know, dayly basses within a week, and she txt me saying goodnight and all of that stuff, and when i said keep that smile on your face, she said ''only for you'' she must be feeling something, right? alright NT, wats my nxt step other than texting?
please no whip it out comment, reason is I still got a couple of more inches to go.
Laney Hi Vs: (i'm guessing he got suckered into posting his feels in one of those trap ''man crush'' threads) If i were a girl i'd let Boris Khodjoe beat out my guts, probably Allen Iverson too.
