You, a lightsaber, and a male African lion

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I heard lions love vienna sausage.
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Wonder if it'll love this

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OP why the lion gotta be African?
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Jedi is an official religion in the uk? Wow. Legit. I legit believe in the principles of the sith more than i do any "real" religion.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
 
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a blinkin said:
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A few years back here in the UK they did a nationwide census and there was a campaign to get it officially recognised as a religion. Most people did it just as a laugh obviously but there were eventually enough "voters" for it to go through... at the time it was officially the 4th most practised religion in England.

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With all the Star Wars fan boys in the US I could only imagine what percentage would actually claim it as religion  
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They had to change a law or a bill or something because so many people petitioned the govt to build a death star.
 
First of all, if I'm in possession of a light saber, I'm obviously trained to use it, because Jedi don't just lose lightsabers and they don't get taken unless you're on the level of badassery to take one.

Secondly, I need y'all to know that I took my training from none other than the force ghost of Mace Windu.

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Lastly, I don't eem gotta whip my saber out. I'm force pushing the lion 50 yards away anytime it starts a charge until it bows down and realizes I'm in control. Then I'm making it my pet and teaching it to do tricks like bow down and ****.

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With all the Star Wars fan boys in the US I could only imagine what percentage would actually claim it as religion  
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Haha that would be awesome.

I did it partly as a bit of fun, partly as a little rebellious "middle finger" to the Govt, and of course, mostly because I'm a huuge Star Wars nerd.

But yeah, next time you guys have a census in the States, NT should definitely start the underground movement to get it pushed through 
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ModernDarwin said:
Jedi is an official religion in the uk? Wow. Legit. I legit believe in the principles of the sith more than i do any "real" religion.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
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Getting that tattoo'd on my upper inner thigh.
 
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