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My Boss Doesn't Wash His Hands After Using The Bathroom
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OP soft.
Scared of a little **** cheese. SMH.
Scared of a little **** cheese. SMH.
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Just a few minutes ago I walked in subway and saw the worker eating/wiping her nose. She reached to put on the plastic gloves and I politely asked, could you wash your hands please, and she obliged nicely. Call him out op, kinda jokingly. "ah man, mets fans don't wash their hands?" or something like that.
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I was going to say this is like that Seinfeld episode
I think it's funny your boss is a scumbag and Hank Scorpio was the best boss ever
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What's the likelihood of ppl like this using Hand sanitizer in their office?
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Perfect execution.
Opie, next time you two take a leak together make sure to finish before him and leave as well. Then when you proceed to shake hands it's almost like your dinks touched each other.
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I was using the bathroom a few days ago taking a piss. My managing director walks in and precedes to use the stall two spaces over to the right. We have some small chit-chat (I HATE small talk as I'm peeing, but I couldn't ignore him) about the World Series, because he's a huge baseball fan.
As he finishes using the urinal, we still continue to talk while I continue to talk my piss. After the conversation was over, the man just walks out of the bathroom. He doesn't even look at the faucet ONCE. I was standing there in shock. I couldn't believe someone like him simply didn't wash his hands after using the urinal. I thought maybe he forgot or he was in a rush to get back to his office (not an excuse), so I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt. We were the only ones in the bathroom.
Fast forward to a half an hour ago--I'm in the bathroom and in he walks in as we're the only two using the bathroom again. We have small talk about the game last night and after the conversation is over, he ends up leaving the bathroom without washing his hands. Now I know he's the type of guy that doesn't wash his hands after the using the bathroom.
My problem is that I see him quite a bit when he's in the office and we shake hands sometimes. After knowing he doesn't wash his hands, how do I figure out a way not to shake his hand anymore?
NT, i'm in a bind here
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Next time he does it b like
"Hey can you stop for a minute? Ive noticed that you do not wash your hands after you use the restroom. Not only is that a bad habbit but it can also spread germs. So next time you use the restroom wash your god damb hands"
Raise.
"Hey can you stop for a minute? Ive noticed that you do not wash your hands after you use the restroom. Not only is that a bad habbit but it can also spread germs. So next time you use the restroom wash your god damb hands"
Raise.
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Just gotta
from now on.
from now on.
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Should've grabbed her by the collar and demanded it.
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This was the exactly the reaction I had!
I didn't watch too much Seinfeld growing up, so I had no idea about this episode.
We do joke around sometimes, but it's usually about some pretentious ****. We never really **** on eachother. This guy is a 60 year old white man who also happens to be super conservative. IDK If I can be that direct with him.
Nice avy btw
Ebola season?
Not quite sure I follow what you're saying.
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You work in finance, are you surprised your boss doesn't have the morals that come with washing one's hands?
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/thread. Perfect response. Dude is cutthroat, he probably wanted op to notice that he doesn't care about him or his hygiene.
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Thread reminded me of that scene from Blue Streak:
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Security guard at my bank does the same thing.
Disgusting, b.
Disgusting, b.
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Make sure he sees you not washing your hands too. Then proceed to shake his hand. Now it's almost as if your penis made contact with his.
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Just go with a fist bump next time .
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Yesterday, I walking into a Walgreens bathroom.
as I was walking in some dude was taking a major dump, smelled so bad in that joint I almost left, but I couldn't, I was holding that piss in for hours.
as I'm pissing, I hear dude flush & walk out the door, I'm expecting to hear the faucet turn on, nope. all I hear was the door open.
My dude diddy bops outta there like its all gucci.
as I was walking in some dude was taking a major dump, smelled so bad in that joint I almost left, but I couldn't, I was holding that piss in for hours.
as I'm pissing, I hear dude flush & walk out the door, I'm expecting to hear the faucet turn on, nope. all I hear was the door open.
My dude diddy bops outta there like its all gucci.
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OP making that dirty money
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Man the people who speed wash are just is bad
If you're not scrubbing your hands for 10 seconds, ain't eem killin no germs man
If you're not scrubbing your hands for 10 seconds, ain't eem killin no germs man
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RIPee OPee
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:x
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So damn trifling. :x
And when you mention it, people have the nerve to get offended.
And when you mention it, people have the nerve to get offended.
Thread reminded me of that scene from Blue Streak:
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