another zombie apocalypse thread. Vol. this one is different.

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okay, let's say that doctors around the globe created a vaccine as part of a doctor cult that turned people into zombies and they were injecting every patient in hospitals right now. let's say the second you finish reading this, you hear chaos out your home, what are your immediate actions? do you have food? what are your plans?

I live nearby a lot of stuff like, target, walmart, outdoorsman store, vons, costco and an auto mall within a 2 mile radius and across the street of 3 gas stations.

first I would hit up the outdoorsman store, snag some essentials like rope, flares, gas containers, flashlights, batteries as well as a gun and ammo, A GUN, I don't like carrying stuff, will grab a lot of ammo though. then I would hit up vons in the same plaza where the outdoorsman store and walmart is, I figure a lot of people will hit up walmart. I'd grab water, soda, beans, granola bars, hot pockets, microwavable burritos. then I would head to the auto mall and jack me an fx35. then I would head to one of 3 gas stations next to where I live and get containers full of gas. after that I would go to a sporting goods store and snag me a bike, a couple changes of clothes and a few baseball bats. then I would go to war bc sheltering is for women.
 
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Let out a sigh of relief, think/say "finally", get my weapons and go out and get busy killing.
 
I fell like since you said all that, surviving a situation like that would be darn near impossible. Everybody would be gunning for the same thing.
 
I would go to this pawn shop near me and break in.

Steal a katana a 45 and a backpack full of bullets.

Get a pickup.

Drive home to get my mother and sister.
pick up sum people

Then steal an aircraft carrier and live on the ocean.
 
Heard this somewhere else, but I would go to somewhere that's really cold. Zombies would freeze and never make it anywhere near where I am, and I'd just be chilling inside my igloo with my eskimo homies.
 
Kill myself or let the zombies eat me.

Living in a post apocalyptic world would suck. Not worth the hassle.
 
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stay in the crib tell all the food runs out. maybe raid some stores and do some looting in the meantime if **** hasn't gotten too crazy yet.
 
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All black cargos wit da Xtra pockets b
City lab black t
A machete
supreme pocket knife
supreme water bottle

Ready for war b hypebeast style
 
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Gotta find Ja Rule.

Exactly. Unlike Eugene and Sway, he'll have the answers for sure.

But u gotta lay low until all of the foolish killing and what not is done. But The best bet would be to live out in the ocean/sea/river. Pittsburgh is the 3 rivers so I'd try to get on the Gateway clipper :lol:. But I've already been scoping out the land for times such as these.
 
There's only one place one needs to go to in an emergency like this. The gun store. Imagine the chaos that would be going on at your local grocery store...

Go get enough guns and ammo that I could barter with someone for food, while still having enough to protect my family.

I'd probably go grab a sack of that sticky icky lol
 
start indoor grows, board up, make sure the cannons are loaded, relax.

got mad water bottles and canned food in here. aluminum bat, multiple knives of various sizes.

Full gas can downstairs and got some stuff in a bookbag already just in case I gotta evacuate.
 
okay, let's say that doctors around the globe created a vaccine as part of a doctor cult that turned people into zombies and they were injecting every patient in hospitals right now. let's say the second you finish reading this, you hear chaos out your home, what are your immediate actions? do you have food? what are your plans?


I live nearby a lot of stuff like, target, walmart, outdoorsman store, vons, costco and an auto mall within a 2 mile radius and across the street of 3 gas stations.
first I would hit up the outdoorsman store, snag some essentials like rope, flares, gas containers, flashlights, batteries as well as a gun and ammo, A GUN, I don't like carrying stuff, will grab a lot of ammo though. then I would hit up vons in the same plaza where the outdoorsman store and walmart is, I figure a lot of people will hit up walmart. I'd grab water, soda, beans, granola bars, hot pockets, microwavable burritos. then I would head to the auto mall and jack me an fx35. then I would head to one of 3 gas stations next to where I live and get containers full of gas. after that I would go to a sporting goods store and snag me a bike, a couple changes of clothes and a few baseball bats. then I would go to war bc sheltering is for women.
Your first mistake is that you dont already have these supplies in your crib
 
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