I'm never eating Chipotle again vol. Cockroach in my bowl (pics)

don't want no doo doo crumbs on my food. ain't about to spread open a chicks butt cheeks and scoop out spoonful of rice and chicken. pass
 
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Is that Slow? :lol:

The gifs and parallels between *** eating and bug consumption have me lowkey wheezing.

But to answer this:


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Would you eat a chipotle bowl out of a girls ***?

Like just take a bish with a phat ***, have them slide her across the counter and throw the ingredients inside?

Yes. With very little hesitation.
 
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I think eating *** is something you quit doing when you get married. It's like the moment I watched her walk down that aisle, I knew I wasn't going to be eating *** anymore. No one wants to eat their wife's ***. "Oh, honey, I'm going to eat your *** as soon as we put the kids to bed and you get the baby food out of your hair." I'd still eat my wife's *** but I wouldn't be able to look my kids in the eye. "Guess what, you know that thing that mommy wipes with the wet wipes? I was tongue-deep in your mommy's!" I think when you start using words like "poopy", no matter whose poopy it is, your *** eating days are over.
 
I think eating *** is something you quit doing when you get married. It's like the moment I watched her walk down that aisle, I knew I wasn't going to be eating *** anymore. No one wants to eat their wife's ***. "Oh, honey, I'm going to eat your *** as soon as we put the kids to bed and you get the baby food out of your hair." I'd still eat my wife's *** but I wouldn't be able to look my kids in the eye. "Guess what, you know that thing that mommy wipes with the wet wipes? I was tongue-deep in your mommy's!" I think when you start using words like "poopy", no matter whose poopy it is, your *** eating days are over.

lobo to my eats.
 
OP let me know if you get any gift cards. I haven't "paid" for Chipotle in three years, let's keep this streak alive.
 
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I think eating *** is something you quit doing when you get married. It's like the moment I watched her walk down that aisle, I knew I wasn't going to be eating *** anymore. No one wants to eat their wife's ***. "Oh, honey, I'm going to eat your *** as soon as we put the kids to bed and you get the baby food out of your hair." I'd still eat my wife's *** but I wouldn't be able to look my kids in the eye. "Guess what, you know that thing that mommy wipes with the wet wipes? I was tongue-deep in your mommy's!" I think when you start using words like "poopy", no matter whose poopy it is, your *** eating days are over.

I'm howling! :rofl: :rofl:

At the breakfast table the next morning like

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Seriously, I'd rather eat a Chipotle bowl filled with cockroaches than the *** of a woman who I've had to sign a Last Will and Testament with.
 
Ever since they started skimping fools on the meat portions I been done. Those employees ration that meat out like we're all shipwrecked and gotta make it last. Oh and don't ask for guaq, your burrito will be 13 dollars. Oh you want extra meat? Your burrito is now 18 dollars


It just happened to me the other day man......


Im done with them. Straight insult.

All for some dog food tasting stuff too man. :smh:

you eat dog food?? weird.




OP went to his backyard and picked up a beetle just for a free meal??

#poor :smh:


Bout to have Chipotle for lunch thanks to this thread :smokin

and *** for dessert :evil:
 
New topic...

Would you eat a chipotle bowl out of a girls ***?

Like just take a bish with a phat ***, have them slide her across the counter and throw the ingredients inside?
If she used a enema 100% chance I would, and if she didn't there is a 99% chance I still would.
 
Bruh how are yall eating the booty, srs. Like what precautionary measures are taken before licking the chili ring, if any? Please PM instructions.
 
Thread went from ....

Eating around the bug to...

Eating *** to ..

Eatin Chipotle filled *** to...

Rather eatin random *** > your wifes ***?

I never want to meet any of you in real life!

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Thread went from ....

Eating around the bug to...

Eating *** to ..

Eatin Chipotle filled *** to...

Rather eatin random *** > your wifes ***?

I never want to meet any of you in real life!

SAVAGES
You basically summarized current gen NT

JUST A BUNCH OF FREAKS
 
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