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A ***** like me can't pull out
I almost got trapped one time.
With my ex, I had a condom on and I was smashing missionary or whatver. So the box starts feeling better, so I tell shorty, "yo I think the condom broke" and she's like "just keep going it feels too good" so I'm like "imma pull out when I'm about to burst" so I keep going and whatever, and then that time is approaching, so I tell her, and then all of a sudden she locks her legs around me, tightens the pum pum and starts bouncing :wow: :wow: :wow:

MY GUY...that had to be the hardest I ever came. I was scared as hell.. I pull out at the end and LUCKILY the condom was still on and in perfect condition. I look at shorty like "what the **** was that?!?!" And she's just like "sorry, I got caught up in the mood and it felt so good".. Yeah right :smh:
 
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You tell em and that just prepares them to lock you in. Next time just jump out without a word said.

******* be crazy.
 
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Yoooo those leg locks are the worst.
One time I was with this snow bunny, we start fooling around and im on top sucking on the pink nips. So my main man is out and im rubbing in on her wet wet. You know once that happens is gonna slide in like it has a mind of its own. So im stroking and she goes "im about to cum, dont stop" . For some reason, every time a woman says that it makes me want to cum too. So as soon as I start backing off to pull out, I get caught in the child support leg lock of doom. I was so mad at her, then she said she was on the pill. I told her to let me see that ****. She took them out her back pack and 30mins later we were at it again. Then bust in her with no damn given lol
 
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A ***** like me can't pull out
I almost got trapped one time.
With my ex, I had a condom on and I was smashing missionary or whatver. So the box starts feeling better, so I tell shorty, "yo I think the condom broke" and she's like "just keep going it feels too good" so I'm like "imma pull out when I'm about to burst" so I keep going and whatever, and then that time is approaching, so I tell her, and then all of a sudden she locks her legs around me, tightens the pum pum and starts bouncing
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MY GUY...that had to be the hardest I ever came. I was scared as hell.. I pull out at the end and LUCKILY the condom was still on and in perfect condition. I look at shorty like "what the **** was that?!?!" And she's just like "sorry, I got caught up in the mood and it felt so good".. Yeah right
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Makes sense that she's your ex now.

She was scheming.
 
 
niketalk... 

where science is obliterated by the bible, personal anecdotes trump research, and narrowly selective information becomes fact. 
[h3]  [/h3]
[h3]Abstract[/h3]
[h4]BACKGROUND:[/h4]
Oral contraceptives (OCs) are the most commonly used reversible contraceptive method among US women. Although the majority of previous studies have reported no association between OC use during pregnancy and birth defects, some studies have reported increased occurrence of neural tube defects, limb reduction defects, and urinary tract anomalies.
[h4]METHODS:[/h4]
We assessed OC use among mothers who participated in the multisite, case-control, National Birth Defects Prevention Study. Mothers of 9986 infants with 32 types of birth defects and 4000 infants without birth defects were included.
[h4]RESULTS:[/h4]
Maternal OC use during the first 3 months of pregnancy was associated with an increased odds ratio for 2 of 32 birth defects: hypoplastic left heart syndrome (adjusted odds ratio = 2.3 [95% confidence interval = 1.3-4.3) and gastroschisis (1.8 [1.3-2.7]).
[h4]CONCLUSION:[/h4]
Previous reports of associations between OC use and specific types of anomalies were not corroborated. Given that associations were assessed for 32 types of birth defects, our findings of 2 increased associations between OC use and gastroschisis and hypoplastic left heart syndrome should be interpreted as hypotheses until they can be evaluated further. Overall, our findings are consistent with the majority of previous studies that found women who use OCs during early pregnancy have no increased risk for most types of major congenital malformations.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20087193
NT is a forum, thus a microcosm of the real world. It aint no different outside this webpage bruh.
 
 
 
niketalk... 

where science is obliterated by the bible, personal anecdotes trump research, and narrowly selective information becomes fact. 
[h3]  [/h3]
[h3]Abstract[/h3]
[h4]BACKGROUND:[/h4]
Oral contraceptives (OCs) are the most commonly used reversible contraceptive method among US women. Although the majority of previous studies have reported no association between OC use during pregnancy and birth defects, some studies have reported increased occurrence of neural tube defects, limb reduction defects, and urinary tract anomalies.
[h4]METHODS:[/h4]
We assessed OC use among mothers who participated in the multisite, case-control, National Birth Defects Prevention Study. Mothers of 9986 infants with 32 types of birth defects and 4000 infants without birth defects were included.
[h4]RESULTS:[/h4]
Maternal OC use during the first 3 months of pregnancy was associated with an increased odds ratio for 2 of 32 birth defects: hypoplastic left heart syndrome (adjusted odds ratio = 2.3 [95% confidence interval = 1.3-4.3) and gastroschisis (1.8 [1.3-2.7]).
[h4]CONCLUSION:[/h4]
Previous reports of associations between OC use and specific types of anomalies were not corroborated. Given that associations were assessed for 32 types of birth defects, our findings of 2 increased associations between OC use and gastroschisis and hypoplastic left heart syndrome should be interpreted as hypotheses until they can be evaluated further. Overall, our findings are consistent with the majority of previous studies that found women who use OCs during early pregnancy have no increased risk for most types of major congenital malformations.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20087193
NT is a forum, thus a microcosm of the real world. It aint no different outside this webpage bruh.
implying all demographics in the real world are represented on NT as a forum. 

but, still i'll give you that most people are idiots.
 
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