Life of a Sneakerhead

Asked my girl yesterday what she would do if I bought her some jays. She proceeded to tell me she might where them to the grocery store with me, but that's about it. Proceeded to say "That's my girl"

I still got love for retros, but everytime I cop a new pair I get rid of or sell a previous 1, I keep my rotation 5 or less. I rock wallabees though.
 
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A day in the life of an OG sneakerhead.
Wake up.
Go to work.
Hop on Niketalk.
Find out you missed another restock of a shoe that you missed out on release day because you didn't buy a bot.
Be salty.
Text a shorty to meet up for lunch. Chop it up.
Head home.
As consolation for missing the restock double on up some grails from the "connect" who found a steal.
Wear em out.
Get complimented and reply "thanks bruh"
Eat with the homies.
Hit a party..... On a Tuesday.
Reconnect with shorty from earlier.
Beat the cheeks.
Sleep.
 
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Only thing worse than these corny new age sneaker heads is a corny sneaker head that think he's tough

I'm no street cat, but back in the day, one of these "sneaker heads" tried to come at my son because his Jordan's weren't in tip too shape. Needless to say, my son gave him the ill mouth work in the back alley, old fashioned style
 
Only thing worse than these corny new age sneaker heads is a corny sneaker head that think he's tough

I'm no street cat, but back in the day, one of these "sneaker heads" tried to come at my son because his Jordan's weren't in tip too shape. Needless to say, my son gave him the ill mouth work in the back alley, old fashioned style
 
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Dude is corny
All these cats is corny
Cats rocking "exclusive" Jordan's but look like straight BUMS from the ankles up.
Get some designer jeans fam, step ya shirt game up. No grown *** man is gonna wear only a t shirt. Wear Layers fam. Step ya sexy up, pa.

Eventually all these cats is gonna realize that once you get a real job, and move on out of that T-Mobile kiosk in the mall, sneakers will be the last thing on ya mind


I buy sneakers for the gym

But I'm switching to cowboy boots next year word to MJ
 
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Only thing worse than these corny new age sneaker heads is a corny sneaker head that think he's tough

I'm no street cat, but back in the day, one of these "sneaker heads" tried to come at my son because his Jordan's weren't in tip too shape. Needless to say, my son gave him the ill mouth work in the back alley, old fashioned style
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boots>sneakers

did this fool really tuck his pants into his socks...I thought only akron cats & dudes from down south did that
 
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Only thing worse than these corny new age sneaker heads is a corny sneaker head that think he's tough

I'm no street cat, but back in the day, one of these "sneaker heads" tried to come at my son because his Jordan's weren't in tip too shape. Needless to say, my son gave him the ill mouth work in the back alley, old fashioned style
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Only thing worse than these corny new age sneaker heads is a corny sneaker head that think he's tough

I'm no street cat, but back in the day, one of these "sneaker heads" tried to come at my son because his Jordan's weren't in tip too shape. Needless to say, my son gave him the ill mouth work in the back alley, old fashioned style
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"YO B....YOU TRYIN TO CATCH DIS ILL MOUF WORK!!??!??
U THINK U HARD????
MEET ME IN DA BACK OF DA ALLEY....AT NIGHT...IMA GIVE YOU SUM O DAT OL FASHIONED ILL MOUTHWORK DUN."
 
boots>sneakers


did this fool really tuck his pants into his socks...I thought only akron cats & dudes from down south did that

I think he pinrolled them like the Euro runner heads do. He had to tuck the front of that shirt in so we could see his designer belt though.
 
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