found the cure for traffic

I've been listening to stand up comedy on pandora. I'm on the 405 everyday btw so i know the feels.
 
Wouldn't work in this ridiculous Houston traffic. Fools out here can't drive, especially when it's raining/sprinkling.
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yup and i can't roll the windows down when it's 100 degrees outside and 100% humidity.  
 
Bill burrs most recent podcast talks about this...

I just make it a game of it... Trying to time it and roll through without hitting the breaks so much.
 
I've actually fapped on the road before

It was 2009, I was on the I95 on my way outta town, had some business to handle in PA. It was dark, I was the only driver on the road, 3AM, and I had my overnight bag (with some lotion) on my passengers seat...pulled up a site on my blackberry and got to work as I drove
 
Use to drive my old lady to work from Santa ana to van nuys back in the days. 6-7 hrs on the road :x.
Hotboxin and a good mix cd was good for freeway therapy.
 
Right, I'll just roll down my window...

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Oh, wait. Nope. Can't do that when it's 5 goddamn degrees not including wind chill. Well, maybe I can enjoy some scenery.

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Ah, thats right. Limited visibility because I live in the motha ****** tundra of America. If I squint I can just barely make out a couple of winos splitting a bottle of Stoli...maybe they went big tonight and got the Karkov.

Your steps ******* suck, OP.


Nothing is worse than the 405, NOTHING!

I use to Old Mulholland to PCH to 405

Then Old Mulholland had a landslide and closed :smh:

So I had to 101 from Calabasas to 405 to Inglewood.

I never had the urge to kill people just because until then :smh:


I've actually fapped on the road before

It was 2009, I was on the I95 on my way outta town, had some business to handle in PA. It was dark, I was the only driver on the road, 3AM, and I had my overnight bag (with some lotion) on my passengers seat...pulled up a site on my blackberry and got to work as I drove
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Right, I'll just roll down my window...



Oh, wait. Nope. Can't do that when it's 5 goddamn degrees not including wind chill. Well, maybe I can enjoy some scenery.



Ah, thats right. Limited visibility because I live in the motha ****** tundra of America. If I squint I can just barely make out a couple of winos splitting a bottle of Stoli...maybe they went big tonight and got the Karkov.

Your steps ******* suck, OP.
Bruh, is that tape deck with the walkman attactment 
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I've actually fapped on the road before

It was 2009, I was on the I95 on my way outta town, had some business to handle in PA. It was dark, I was the only driver on the road, 3AM, and I had my overnight bag (with some lotion) on my passengers seat...pulled up a site on my blackberry and got to work as I drove
you NY dudes are weird. CA > NY not rly srs
Use to drive my old lady to work from Santa ana to van nuys back in the days. 6-7 hrs on the road
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Hotboxin and a good mix cd was good for freeway therapy.
 
Holy Crap Santa Ana to Van Nuys! That's an hour drive without traffic, probably 2 hours with traffic.
It was nuts. And I had my 1 yr old in the back. tried every short cut using the 5 or even the 110. They were all the same time or even longer. LA traffic can be numbing to the soul.
 
Right, I'll just roll down my window...

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Oh, wait. Nope. Can't do that when it's 5 goddamn degrees not including wind chill. Well, maybe I can enjoy some scenery.

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Ah, thats right. Limited visibility because I live in the motha ****** tundra of America. If I squint I can just barely make out a couple of winos splitting a bottle of Stoli...maybe they went big tonight and got the Karkov.

Your steps ******* suck, OP.

Got that good ole sport design gs3 huh??

Repped
 
over the summer there was a bad accident on the belt way near Wisconsin Avenue, as i was merging onto the inner loop traffic was at a stand still, there was a guy who had pulled his motorcycle over and was napping on the median 
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so today i was on the 405 in socal aka da most congested freeway west of the Mississippi.
i didn't even get mad or frustrated or agitated. in fact i was happy sitting in traffic

the trick was to take my mind off the traffic
so i looked at the scenery along the freeway
and also some music that you know the lyrics too so you can focus on singing along instead of dreading the traffic
also its important you have your windows down so you get fresh air and don't feel trapped in your car

people who sit in traffic follow these steps and let me know how it affects you

Man that aint no got damb cure.
 
Figured it out along time ago. Just hit my pipe and blast some hiphop or reggae music and if im with my girl i let here carress my **** lol
 
Right, I'll just roll down my window...

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Oh, wait. Nope. Can't do that when it's 5 goddamn degrees not including wind chill. Well, maybe I can enjoy some scenery.

View media item 1354683
Ah, thats right. Limited visibility because I live in the motha ****** tundra of America. If I squint I can just barely make out a couple of winos splitting a bottle of Stoli...maybe they went big tonight and got the Karkov.

Your steps ******* suck, OP.

Lake st.? Nice
 
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9 times out of 10....theres an alternate route to take.

Also, the freeway isnt always faster than the feeder/service road.
 
Lived in socal for 2 years having to commute from downtown long beach to el segundo. Hated the 405 only time there wasn't traffic was after the lax shooting.
 
:lol: there's no way this is true.
495 DC beltway 5-630pm particularly on Friday's you will not move, there will be wrecks and if it's snowing forget about it. I use to drive it everyday, now I tske the train and 3 buses to and from work so I can keep my car in the garage til the weekend. I'm goin back to jersey city after this year, i need that Manhattan money again.
 
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i caught the earliest bus a few times departs from the stop at 4:39 am...wasnt so bad, slept on it too
 
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