Man Films Terrifying Moment Neighbor Chops Down Front Door With Machete; Shoots attacker 3 times

NT Logic : The guy should have shot the floor and let the ricochet hit the machete blade, thus knocking the machete out of the attacker's hand.

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:rofl: :rofl: at the door jokes. I hope his spot has a doorbell because if a guest or delivery man tried to ever knock on it, they would have the same result as the guy with the machete.
 
Good GAWD! That door though! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

My Cinnamon Toast Crunch that's been sitting in milk for 20 minutes still holds up better than that.
 
Damn dude better than me I would've blew his head off then sued his family because I got his blood in my carpet
 
Door made out of recycled dwight howard and pau gasol posters


yeah, sure...


Pau's soft but he's top 5 in blocks per game right now.


:rolleyes Never understood that narrative.

And it all started by THE fakest tough guy in the league Kevin Garnett.


who wouldn't bust a grape in a food fight, dude was shook of Dwight Howard who legitimately is a *****.
 
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yeah, sure...


Pau's soft but he's top 5 in blocks per game right now.


:rolleyes Never understood that narrative.

And it all started by THE fakest tough guy in the league Kevin Garnett.


who wouldn't bust a grape in a food fight, dude was shook of Dwight Howard who legitimately is a *****.

Damn you mad.

Never seen anyone shook of Dwight Im calling ducktales
 
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Damn you mad.

Never seen anyone shook of Dwight Im calling ducktales


KG was major shook of Dwight, took all of two referees to pull him apart.


and when he did get free and had space to reach Dwight, he himself stopped and let folks pull him back.


that's been his MO since day 1.


always acting bout something BUT NEVER EVER threw a punch at anyone except CHANNING FRYE LMFAO.


Dude is fake as hell. Last person anyone in the NBA should ever fear. Sells more wolf tickets than Minnesota.
 
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KG will bully the hell out of a short European rookie though :lol:


exactly, repped, but when will he pick a fight with someone who has an unfavorable temperament?


never seen him get uppity with a Stackhouse or a Z-Bo.


Never seen him act up with a Ron Artest.


I wonder why? hmmm Oh I KNOW....


Because those dudes? Those dudes LIVE for that drama. They're OH SO ready for that action.


But a random quiet European player or a Channing Frye? He's the toughest guy in the world with them. Dude is straight ***** made.
 
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Funny how this turned into a KG slander thread. 
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 It's true though.

On the topic of NBA beef dope avy @JPZx  
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:lol: I'd just be pissed I'd have to take the time out of my day to go to court for shooting this idiot.
 
Real talk though. Someone needs to make home defense rounds for the ak. Something that won't over penetrate or maybe not even lethal.

I wouldn't sue. I'd just tell my landlord I'm moving out of your Roach motel and damn what the lease says.
 
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KG will bully the hell out of a short European rookie though
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exactly, repped, but when will he pick a fight with someone who has an unfavorable temperament?


never seen him get uppity with a Stackhouse or a Z-Bo.


Never seen him act up with a Ron Artest.


I wonder why? hmmm Oh I KNOW....


Because those dudes? Those dudes LIVE for that drama. They're OH SO ready for that action.


But a random quiet European player or a Channing Frye? He's the toughest guy in the world with them. Dude is straight ***** made.
There was one time he messed with Pachulia and I remember him looking surprised when he realized some Euro dudes are down to fight too
 
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