V.2015 ITS BALLING SEASON AGAIN.....TAXES!!! Where you doing yours?

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Someone help a homie

So if you have a job but don't own **** you owe taxes ?

When you get your tax check you still have to pay it back to the "man"?

How does this work ?

I just got this job I aint got no ******* money fam :smh:

They take taxes out of your pay check : fed/state ( iff applicable)/ss
By Jan 31 of the following yr, your employer provides you with a w-2 ( breakdown on the prior yr earnings and taxation of income)
You report that via Tax agent or software ( H&R BLock, TurboTax, etc)
Based on that and specific financial situations, you either will get a refund for over pay, have to pay them, or owe nothing
Thought it was by the 27th they have to be at least mailed
you must efile by april 15 or have it most marked that date if mailing to not be late
 
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Wait. Wait . Wait

Someone help a homie

So if you have a job but don't own **** you owe taxes ?

When you get your tax check you still have to pay it back to the "man"?

How does this work ?

I just got this job I aint got no ******* money fam :smh:

You'll be good and probably see a couple hundred come in. That's how it was with me before my new job.

I kept all my receipts this time around. Boots, shirts, pants, tools, EVERYTHING. Don't think I've paid enough Union dues for that to help me either :smh:
 
I was making 11.33 for most of last year and that jumped by a good amount when I got my current job. I've been claiming 0 so idk if it'll be affected. I don't have kids, a wife or anything to write off :smh:

I'll probably be throwing mine into my savings account, assuming I get a good amount.
U have urself to claim my man
Don't write 0

Yea, I'm going to see how it goes claiming 0. The difference between claiming two and zero for me was like $50 on the paycheck.
 
Wait. Wait . Wait

Someone help a homie

So if you have a job but don't own **** you owe taxes ?

When you get your tax check you still have to pay it back to the "man"?

How does this work ?

I just got this job I aint got no ******* money fam :smh:

They take taxes out of your pay check : fed/state ( iff applicable)/ss
By Jan 31 of the following yr, your employer provides you with a w-2 ( breakdown on the prior yr earnings and taxation of income)
You report that via Tax agent or software ( H&R BLock, TurboTax, etc)
Based on that and specific financial situations, you either will get a refund for over pay, have to pay them, or owe nothing
Thought it was by the 27th they have to be at least mailed
you must efile by april 15 or have it most marked that date if mailing to not be late
No I'm saying ur employer must at least have them post marked by jan 31st ur w-2's
Also I thought once married
All assets and debt and credit combined
 
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Wait. Wait . Wait

Someone help a homie

So if you have a job but don't own **** you owe taxes ?

When you get your tax check you still have to pay it back to the "man"?

How does this work ?

I just got this job I aint got no ******* money fam :smh:

They take taxes out of your pay check : fed/state ( iff applicable)/ss
By Jan 31 of the following yr, your employer provides you with a w-2 ( breakdown on the prior yr earnings and taxation of income)
You report that via Tax agent or software ( H&R BLock, TurboTax, etc)
Based on that and specific financial situations, you either will get a refund for over pay, have to pay them, or owe nothing
Thought it was by the 27th they have to be at least mailed
you must efile by april 15 or have it most marked that date if mailing to not be late
No I'm saying ur employer must at least have them post marked by jan 31st ur w-2's
Also I thought once married
All assets and debt and credit combined
yes to the first
not really to the second ( depends on your filing status)
 
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Wait. Wait . Wait

Someone help a homie

So if you have a job but don't own **** you owe taxes ?

When you get your tax check you still have to pay it back to the "man"?

How does this work ?

I just got this job I aint got no ******* money fam :smh:

You'll be good and probably see a couple hundred come in. That's how it was with me before my new job.

I kept all my receipts this time around. Boots, shirts, pants, tools, EVERYTHING. Don't think I've paid enough Union dues for that to help me either :smh:
Okay it's another thing I'm 20 and I started working for the first time ever last fall so how do I even do this?

Can I do it myself? Or do I need to go to h n r block or something ?

Do I go to jail if I forget to do it?
 
Wait. Wait . Wait

Someone help a homie

So if you have a job but don't own **** you owe taxes ?

When you get your tax check you still have to pay it back to the "man"?

How does this work ?

I just got this job I aint got no ******* money fam :smh:

You'll be good and probably see a couple hundred come in. That's how it was with me before my new job.

I kept all my receipts this time around. Boots, shirts, pants, tools, EVERYTHING. Don't think I've paid enough Union dues for that to help me either :smh:
Okay it's another thing I'm 20 and I started working for the first time ever last fall so how do I even do this?

Can I do it myself? Or do I need to go to h n r block or something ?

Do I go to jail if I forget to do it?
Prolly won't get much since u just started working
Plus if u make under a certain amount u don't have to file
May be cheaper to do it urself
 
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Wait. Wait . Wait

Someone help a homie

So if you have a job but don't own **** you owe taxes ?

When you get your tax check you still have to pay it back to the "man"?

How does this work ?

I just got this job I aint got no ******* money fam :smh:

They take taxes out of your pay check : fed/state ( iff applicable)/ss
By Jan 31 of the following yr, your employer provides you with a w-2 ( breakdown on the prior yr earnings and taxation of income)
You report that via Tax agent or software ( H&R BLock, TurboTax, etc)
Based on that and specific financial situations, you either will get a refund for over pay, have to pay them, or owe nothing
Thought it was by the 27th they have to be at least mailed
you must efile by april 15 or have it most marked that date if mailing to not be late
No I'm saying ur employer must at least have them post marked by jan 31st ur w-2's
Also I thought once married
All assets and debt and credit combined
yes to the first
not really to the second ( depends on your filing status)
What's the most beneficial status for ME
married filing jointly :nerd:
Also will I lose that head of household status or should I do that instead
 
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U can quote me
Then select all the text after my sn and delete
That way my name will just be quoted and u can type whatever u want after
 
Wait. Wait . Wait

Someone help a homie

So if you have a job but don't own **** you owe taxes ?

When you get your tax check you still have to pay it back to the "man"?

How does this work ?

I just got this job I aint got no ******* money fam :smh:

You'll be good and probably see a couple hundred come in. That's how it was with me before my new job.

I kept all my receipts this time around. Boots, shirts, pants, tools, EVERYTHING. Don't think I've paid enough Union dues for that to help me either :smh:
Okay it's another thing I'm 20 and I started working for the first time ever last fall so how do I even do this?

Can I do it myself? Or do I need to go to h n r block or something ?

Do I go to jail if I forget to do it?

man just started working what the hell did you do in your teens?
 
Wait. Wait . Wait

Someone help a homie

So if you have a job but don't own **** you owe taxes ?

When you get your tax check you still have to pay it back to the "man"?

How does this work ?

I just got this job I aint got no ******* money fam :smh:

You'll be good and probably see a couple hundred come in. That's how it was with me before my new job.

I kept all my receipts this time around. Boots, shirts, pants, tools, EVERYTHING. Don't think I've paid enough Union dues for that to help me either :smh:
Okay it's another thing I'm 20 and I started working for the first time ever last fall so how do I even do this?

Can I do it myself? Or do I need to go to h n r block or something ?

Do I go to jail if I forget to do it?

man just started working what the hell did you do in your teens?
Well, I was going though some ROUGH **** back in high shool so I ended up going to job corp at 16 graduate a year later after that I spent the next year and 3/4 of a year smoking weed playing videos games all day sleeping in until I apllied for college

Went to college and carried myself like a ***** for a semester then got frustrated at my own pos'ness and got off my *** and got my **** together ,now I'm here working to save up for my first car till I go back to school this August .
 
Wait. Wait . Wait

Someone help a homie

So if you have a job but don't own **** you owe taxes ?

When you get your tax check you still have to pay it back to the "man"?

How does this work ?

I just got this job I aint got no ******* money fam :smh:

You'll be good and probably see a couple hundred come in. That's how it was with me before my new job.

I kept all my receipts this time around. Boots, shirts, pants, tools, EVERYTHING. Don't think I've paid enough Union dues for that to help me either :smh:
Okay it's another thing I'm 20 and I started working for the first time ever last fall so how do I even do this?

Can I do it myself? Or do I need to go to h n r block or something ?

Do I go to jail if I forget to do it?

man just started working what the hell did you do in your teens?
Well, I was going though some ROUGH **** back in high shool so I ended up going to job corp at 16 graduate a year later after that I spent the next year and 3/4 of a year smoking weed playing videos games all day sleeping in until I apllied for college

Went to college and carried myself like a ***** for a semester then got frustrated at my own pos'ness and got off my *** and got my **** together ,now I'm here working to save up for my first car till I go back to school this August .

:lol: sounds like fun. Good to hear you're doing better. Keep going fam :pimp:
 
Wait. Wait . Wait

Someone help a homie

So if you have a job but don't own **** you owe taxes ?

When you get your tax check you still have to pay it back to the "man"?

How does this work ?

I just got this job I aint got no ******* money fam :smh:

You'll be good and probably see a couple hundred come in. That's how it was with me before my new job.

I kept all my receipts this time around. Boots, shirts, pants, tools, EVERYTHING. Don't think I've paid enough Union dues for that to help me either :smh:
Okay it's another thing I'm 20 and I started working for the first time ever last fall so how do I even do this?

Can I do it myself? Or do I need to go to h n r block or something ?

Do I go to jail if I forget to do it?

man just started working what the hell did you do in your teens?
Well, I was going though some ROUGH **** back in high shool so I ended up going to job corp at 16 graduate a year later after that I spent the next year and 3/4 of a year smoking weed playing videos games all day sleeping in until I apllied for college

Went to college and carried myself like a ***** for a semester then got frustrated at my own pos'ness and got off my *** and got my **** together ,now I'm here working to save up for my first car till I go back to school this August .

:lol: sounds like fun. Good to hear you're doing better. Keep going fam :pimp:
:lol: appreciate it fam :pimp:
 
last year i had 7 W2's i dont take **** from no employer. I got about 1300 back. bought a gucci belt at nordstrom $325 & $1000 down on my truck

this year i will only have 3 W2's ive been living in california since last march. I've had 2 jobs since april. so taxes im assuming gonna be at least a rack! hoping!
this year i paid a laywer to get all the negatives off my credit, the same guy made my moms credit score jump 90 points in the first month.
im just gonna save 1/2 and put something down on a nice vehicle and chill out this year. keep working, trying to open a business in march!
 
last year i had 7 W2's i dont take **** from no employer. I got about 1300 back. bought a gucci belt at nordstrom $325 & $1000 down on my truck

this year i will only have 3 W2's ive been living in california since last march. I've had 2 jobs since april. so taxes im assuming gonna be at least a rack! hoping!
this year i paid a laywer to get all the negatives off my credit, the same guy made my moms credit score jump 90 points in the first month.
im just gonna save 1/2 and put something down on a nice vehicle and chill out this year. keep working, trying to open a business in march!

:rofl: my dude, I hope you're trolling.
 
Always did my taxes with a pro at a private operation. Did them on my own last year to save a few bucks and got way less than I normally do. And only saved $35
 
Always did my taxes with a pro at a private operation. Did them on my own last year to save a few bucks and got way less than I normally do. And only saved $35

No one person can get you more than another... Whether you're doing it or someone else, the outcome should be the same if the same numbers are being put in

Don't be fooled thinking you're getting "more money"
 
last year i had 7 W2's i dont take **** from no employer. I got about 1300 back. bought a gucci belt at nordstrom $325 & $1000 down on my truck

this year i will only have 3 W2's ive been living in california since last march. I've had 2 jobs since april. so taxes im assuming gonna be at least a rack! hoping!
this year i paid a laywer to get all the negatives off my credit, the same guy made my moms credit score jump 90 points in the first month.
im just gonna save 1/2 and put something down on a nice vehicle and chill out this year. keep working, trying to open a business in march!

:rofl: my dude, I hope you're trolling.
:lol: Let him cook man :lol:
 
The money I get back is usually from my 2 kids
My state is usuallh around 10-20 dollars back
My fed is usually a couple hundred until I get that child tax

The thing is you can claim those expemtions and get the money on your paycheck instead of giving the IRS a free loan
 
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my dude, I hope you're trolling.
dead srs bruh.. i was working in and out of bars last year. the alcohol was flowing and the womens were too. couldnt tell me nothing last year lol
 
The money I get back is usually from my 2 kids
My state is usuallh around 10-20 dollars back
My fed is usually a couple hundred until I get that child tax

The thing is you can claim those expemtions and get the money on your paycheck instead of giving the IRS a free loan
I do claim them during the year
That a-g number u fill out in ur w-4 mine is like 9
 
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