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Wiping the butt vol. do you stand or sit?
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sitting requires wiping from back to front.
When's the last time ya'll cleaned your belts? I thought about this the other day. You take a dump everyday, some days with a belt. Yeah you wash your hands after getting up, but not before you buckle your belts...
When's the last time ya'll cleaned your belts? I thought about this the other day. You take a dump everyday, some days with a belt. Yeah you wash your hands after getting up, but not before you buckle your belts...
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Co-signing.
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They aint trying to die early b.
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If I stand it's only because I have help
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YOU'RE DISGUSTING.
NO WONDER YOU GAVE ME THAT GUN WHEN WE WERE PLAYING LAST SUMMER.
I TOLD YOU IT SMELLT FUNNY
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WHAT?!!!!?!!
How the HELL are you guys standing to wipe? What sense does that make. When you stand, ya booty cheeks cover the hole...
I sit down, scoot forward to where I can touch the bathroom floor , arch my backside up and spread the legs open and get to work
Y'all cats standing up have to manually spread ya *** cheeks to get to the Anus, B
Unless y'all cats just mad skinny and don't got no cake
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What the hell are you talking about?
sitting requires wiping from back to front.
When's the last time ya'll cleaned your belts? I thought about this the other day. You take a dump everyday, some days with a belt. Yeah you wash your hands after getting up, but not before you buckle your belts...
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What the hell are you talking about?
sitting requires wiping from back to front.
When's the last time ya'll cleaned your belts? I thought about this the other day. You take a dump everyday, some days with a belt. Yeah you wash your hands after getting up, but not before you buckle your belts...
i have no idea what im talking about. I thot with sitting to wipe, the only way to get to your hole is reaching between your legs while sitting on the toilet. And the only way to wipe with wiping between your legs in front to back. 
I always hovered when i wipe. Not sitting, so i can get a good angle. Not standing, with clenched cheeks either. But if im at home i always hop in the shower and get a good clean.
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No belt crew checking in.
I'm on that dreamers bulk right now so pant's have elastic crew.
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I always hovered when i wipe. Not sitting, so i can get a good angle. Not standing, with clenched cheeks either. But if im at home i always hop in the shower and get a good clean.
So you bathe with the ****** wash cloth?
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Grab tp, fold, lean forward and hitch to the side, wipe like a boss, front to back, until aint none left. Wash hands.
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i just use the bidet
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i crouch n wipe
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Dudes got mustard water runnin down the back of their legs
