Wiping the butt vol. do you stand or sit?

illwill8710 said:

I stand up,

buss it wide open,

look back at it,

and wipe

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bamez said:

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sckid20 said:

Mind is blown at dudes standing at attention to wipe loool

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BOStoIAH said:

just lean forward and wipe. **** don't drip down when y'all stand?

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In his 1966 book The Bathroom, which is still considered the bible of bathroomology, Cornell professor Alexander Kira called the modern, sit-down toilet “the most ill-suited fixture ever designed.” Kira believed—and subsequent studies have confirmed—that toilets work against our bodies by forcing us into unnatural angles when we sit down to defecate.

The solution to hunched-over posture, Kira wrote, is squatting—a more natural position that opens the anal sphincter, moves the body’s plumbing into proper alignment, and allows us to evacuate more freely. A 2003 study published in Digestive Diseases and Sciences found that squatters took an average of 51 seconds to move their bowels, as opposed to 130 seconds for those sitting on a standard high toilet. A more recent study by a group of Japanese researchers found that “the greater the hip flexion achieved by squatting, the straighter the rectoanal canal will be, and accordingly, less strain will be required for defecation.” Our caveman ancestors, in other words, had it right.

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NazDrowie said:

you get cleaner wipes if you are able to prop your legs up to emulate a squat...

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DH1Water said:

That's wild cause my mind is blown on how dudes wipe while sitting...srs

How the hell can you possibly wipe thoroughly while sitting?  

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sckid20 said:

No hate but u must b fat as hell or had yo mom or stepdad wash yo *** until you was 12.

Its all good doe.

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SneakerHeathen said:

sckid20 said:

No hate but u must b fat as hell or had yo mom or stepdad wash yo *** until you was 12.

Its all good doe.

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this ***** said stepdad,

****** getting flagrant in here.

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sckid20 said:

No hate but u must b fat as hell or had yo mom or stepdad wash yo *** until you was 12.

Its all good doe.

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ksteezy said:

I'm mindblown YA dudes wipe standing up, how is that possible!?...my *** too hairy, I go through half a roll in one sitting

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just nikes said:

Stand and wipe here. at asking if it drips. What kind of gross ***** you taking

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