Does she want you to look/You a perv for looking

eracism said:

I find myself going to Target, Michael's, Bed Bath & Beyond just to perv the aisles. Always something fine to look at there. This milf in Lululemon pants was pushing a stroller and talking loudly on the phone... I don't even think she noticed me follow her for 6 aisles. That's all I really need nowadays, nothing more and nothing less. I put my shades back on and walked out the store a satisfied old perv.

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Juicebox215 said:

Jesus Christ the threads on this site. Men are weird.

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eracism said:

Tell me about it . The Wrestling thread hasn't left the first page in the 10+ years I've been here.

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frank mucus said:

A year ago before they banned spandex in my high school, this HBB dropped all her books out of her locker in the middle of the hallway. My locker was only a few feet away but it was empty in the hallway so of course I noticed it happen immediately. When she bent down I knew it was either now or never. This is what separated the men from the boys. Alphas from betas. Ninjahoods from ABHs. I rushed over as fast as I could while not making any noise. I had on my Converse Chuck Taylors, so I knew the canvas upper and rubber sole would not alert her to what I was about to do. As she was picking up her items that glorious mass was all open and just axing me to dive right in. I pulled my face so close to the black fabric. The only thing between my nose and her brown starfish was that thin layer of black fabric and whatever panties she had on. I like to imagine it was a pair of lacy Victoria's Secret type. But anything would do as my hormones were raging. I inhaled deeply and took the biggest whiff of that mass as I could handle. I got a little too excited from the bonrar in my pants and being so nervous about being caught. I fell forward into her butt and snorted at the same time. The smell was something like I never experienced before. It was like a mix of lavender Downy fabric softener sheet mixed with booty sweat and a virgin vagina. The feeling was better than bags of sand. I said sorry as I pulled my face out between those cheeks. She turned around and gave my the hardest slap I could never have felt as I blacked out from the hit. When I woke my mom was in the nurse's office with the school nurse ready to take me home. Little did I know, the principle had already talked to my mother and alerted her to my pervertedness. I was suspended for two days. I thought it was over. But when I finally came back to school I got nothing but applauds from my male classmates. Everyone from then on knew me as butt sniffer brah. That was the greatest day of my life yet and probably from now on.

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eracism said:

Tell me about it . The Wrestling thread hasn't left the first page in the 10+ years I've been here.

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eracism said:

Tell me about it . The Wrestling thread hasn't left the first page in the 10+ years I've been here.

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PLVN said:

You know it's bad when the guy who washes his face with old piss thinks a thread is weird

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PLVN said:

You know it's bad when the guy who washes his face with old piss thinks a thread is weird

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kingjay718 said:

I would stare. If you don’t, then x female might think you’re gay or something...

My ex told me she had a friend who would get dressed up, go home, and change if a guy or more didn’t stare at her...

....but this same female would get upset or annoyed when guys would approach her....

....I told my then girlfriend you need new friends....

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