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Now that I think about it yeah OP she hit you with the ol' rope a dope, and you fell for it.
Bet you left with a random item didn't you? Be honest.
Awkward moment at Marshall's today
Bet you left with a random item didn't you? Be honest.
dh1water
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Alonzo gif
lobotomybeats
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I know dude, I'm not in my feels, I'm just setting the barrier for the otherd when they come.
And I'm 17-18 so everybody knows what it is.
Single and ready to mingle
just a tip- no one in the history of man has ever gotten any after uttering "single and ready to mingle." No woman has ever said "yo, he was out mingling and I knew I had to have him deep inside me right then."
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I was being sarcastic
And I've seen plenty of fat white girls go home with dudes after saying this
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Doesn't she know smiling causes wrinkles
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YES.
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I know dude, I'm not in my feels, I'm just setting the barrier for the otherd when they come.
And I'm 17-18 so everybody knows what it is.
Single and ready to mingle
just a tip- no one in the history of man has ever gotten any after uttering "single and ready to mingle." No woman has ever said "yo, he was out mingling and I knew I had to have him deep inside me right then."
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Bruh, if he would've said "basketball handles" i would've literally spit my drink all over my phone, and demanded that ewd use his Samsung connects to replace it.
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Your consistency is amazing
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He is ******* talented.
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Swerve game on fleek
Is funny because while girls use a ring to deflect guys, a lot of girls are attracted to a man with a wedding band on....***** makes no cents sometimes
Is funny because while girls use a ring to deflect guys, a lot of girls are attracted to a man with a wedding band on....***** makes no cents sometimes
Swerve game on fleek
Is funny because while girls use a ring to deflect guys, a lot of girls are attracted to a man with a wedding band on....***** makes no cents sometimes
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a) she wanted you to TAKE IT ( risk: jail/ rapist label/ disappointing all who know you exit - reward: spontaneous adrenaline yambs)
b) she was bored at work and wanted to mess wit ppl ( chicks live off of being wanted. they got bigger egos than us men)
b) she was bored at work and wanted to mess wit ppl ( chicks live off of being wanted. they got bigger egos than us men)
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Slippin and slackin on ya mackin playboy
Your next response should've been:
Me: I wasn't planning on buying anything I just wanted your number.
Her: Shows ring, "Sorry I'm getting married soon"
Me: Oh word? Congratulations! How about me and you have a private bachelorette party? *WIO*
Her: *Gets wet*
Yambs acquired.
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gets rejected
posts on NT
rep OP
posts on NT
rep OP
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hit on a girl who was working at a retail spot just yesterday...turns out she was married....
not shook
charge it to the game
not shook
charge it to the game
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