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Repped cause you know what's up.
You'll feel like a new man (or woman) with new DNA OP.
Jerry had a pint of Kramer inside him and he felt it.
Cleanse your system/detox
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Repped cause you know what's up.
You'll feel like a new man (or woman) with new DNA OP.
Jerry had a pint of Kramer inside him and he felt it.
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lol. theres a wsy to pass the test, the clorox method. i cant tell u.
but nothing you eat, drink or do will speed up the metabolism of the compounds. if it was that easy, how u think Josh Dumbdonbgot caught back to back?
but nothing you eat, drink or do will speed up the metabolism of the compounds. if it was that easy, how u think Josh Dumbdonbgot caught back to back?
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Blood transfusion? isnt that what lattimer did in The Program
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If you won't then I will.
You simply drink Clorox and specifically Clorox. Don't drink any other bleach cause it'll kill you. Clorox bleach has been scientifically proven it can't kill you. Anyways, once taken the Clorox effectively attacks the negative ions in your blood stream and bonds with the chemicals that'll show up on your drug test. It'll only show up as a clean person cause what does Clorox do? It cleanses.
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LMFAO.. funnies thread so far.How the hell do you even go about doing this?
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Negative ions in your blood? LOL naww
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I JUST posted how. Come on man, read a little.
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I JUST posted how. Come on man, read a little.
Sorry, I got so excited I didn't bother reading
BRB, cleaning my own blood and getting a CEO gig.
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I'm saying b.
Jay, if you want a quicker method you can use a vacuum.
I would recommend this:
Supplies needed:
10G needle
Duck Tape
Lightweight garden hose
Enclosed waste basket or 5 gallon mop bucket or if you don't use any baskets get a 5HP dry/wet vac (They should be cheap cause I got one at Home Depot on Black Friday for about $20)
You use the 10G needle on your arm or your thigh if you can isolate a vein. Then you want to attach the hose and use duck tape on the ends. Now this next step is all up to you. You can either suck the other end of the hose. Suck it like your favorite porn star (I'd recommend Juelz Ventura cause she gets sloppy and nasty with it which you'll have to as well as some of that dirty blood will probably get in your mouth) or you can attach the vacuum to the other end and it'll suck all that blood into the wet/dry vac.
The rest is pretty self explanetory
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Some really corny responses in here.
OP, drink lots of water + exercise + buy a detox and chill with the green for a few days. If I pass this interview I'll be having a test coming up soon as well.
OP, drink lots of water + exercise + buy a detox and chill with the green for a few days. If I pass this interview I'll be having a test coming up soon as well.
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But that won't detox you from THC. THC is fat-soluble. The only thing drinking a ton of water and "detoxing" will do is dilute your urine, which will show up on a urinalysis test when they look at the BUN and Creatinine levels. This test won't come back negative, but will marked as diluted, which is a big red-flag. Best case scenario: it will buy you a little more time to take another test. Worst case scenario: it will be treated as a positive.
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GNC
My old ex manager smoked like chimney. They wanted him to be manager one day and he had 48 hours to take a drug test.
He went to gnc and got something from there but it worked. It's a thick shake or something
My old ex manager smoked like chimney. They wanted him to be manager one day and he had 48 hours to take a drug test.
He went to gnc and got something from there but it worked. It's a thick shake or something
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That's if they send your sample to a lab to check. If it's a simple test where they'll get the results on the spot, you would be straight.
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All you guys giving him advice is making matters worse. Him finding a way around the system is just more food for his drug addiction. Drug addicts don't deserve to get money out here, B. Kick the addiction, then go get you some paper. You can't have your cake and eat it
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What serious employer does a urine test? These days they do a hair sample test by cutting a strand of hair at the root unless you are bald
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I worked at a tire shop in like 2000 while i was still in high school and they did this. The one dude i worked with had cornrows and he wouldnt let them take any off, so they said they had to cut it off his beard or armpit.
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for all you know hes just smoking a little weed here and there, i dont think that would classify someone as a "drug addict".
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you can use niacin to flush THC out of your system but that can wreak havoc on your liver.
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yall just need to fap and shoot inside the thing with da pee. drink so much water the night before that the uirine comes out like crystal geyser water
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None of these noobs directed you to quick fix?
Chief away. Place order. Follow instructions. Flourish
Chief away. Place order. Follow instructions. Flourish
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OP just fail the drug test and call them racist when you fail
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for all you know hes just smoking a little weed here and there, i dont think that would classify someone as a "drug addict".
Weed IS a drug, you know
It's also ILLEGAL, fam
If you're gonna do drugs, commit the sins, and smoke dope all day, you need to go to rehab before you go to a job interview
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be honest go run and drink a lot of water and also a cap full of vinegar it cleanses your system
