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Here's a fascinating read:
Some of the hacks:
Wear a business casual outfit to a hotel in the morning. Walk through the lobby, take the elevator to a random floor, walk around. Pick up a mag or newspaper. Drape jacket over arm. Go back to lobby. Act natural. Pretend to read mag or newspaper. Walk to breakfast buffet. Free breakfast. Be polite as **** so you're not confronted by staff. Also probably helpful to be a white person for this one
If you have a test you haven't studied for, send a mass email to the class saying you completed the study guide and you'll swap with anyone who sends you theirs. When people send in their study guides, just send them someone else's as if it were yours.
Tell a woman you've never busted from getting dome. They'll rise to the challenge
Apparently if you're a complete psycho and in a relationship with someone whom you feel is out of your league and may dump you at any moment, slap a nicotine patch on them every night before they sleep and remove them in the morning before they wake up. They'll literally become addicted to you
Buy **** from Wal-Mart, use it, keep the receipt, and then return it saying it didn't work for whatever reason. Free item rental. Works great for items that come with additional perks (I.e. an Xbox or PlayStation accessory that comes with a month of free Gold or PS+)
Order something online. If it doesn't require a signature for delivery, claim you never got it. They'll send another one. Return the first one. I did this with video games once or twice as a teen.
File a stupid complaint against a fast food restaurant but act really offended by it. Get a free meal.
Sending a letter or small package? Put the address you're sending to as the return address and your own address at the sending address. Don't use postage and the mail will get sent to the return address.
On job applications, use your friends and families' phone numbers as references but label them with the the names of your former employers. Have them lie and give your new employers glowing remarks.
Send mail to large corporations, saying that you usually buy their products, but have been unsatisfied with your last purchase. They'll usually just send you a gift card for their stores to keep you happy. Just make sure it's a large enough corporation, and it's an actual letter.
Can't find a parking spot? Find someone with a ticket on their car, take it and park where you want, then put the ticket under your windshield. (HIGHLY UNETHICAL
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If applying to a graduate college requires a written essay portion and you are not slathering your credentials, volunteerism, and skills with bs then you are hustling backwards. If you think that these colleges are fact checking EVERY essay to see if you helped coached a high school girls volleyball team back in 2009 then you are mistaken.
Corrupt a word file, so that it won't open correctly. When you need an extra day or two on an assignment, email the professor the corrupted file and ask in class the next day if they got your paper. It will give you at worst one extra day, at best a week.
If you poop at your job, you got paid for pooping.
Can't write a good job application or CV? Post a job advertisement on those free websites for a position in the area you are interested in entering. Have random people apply to your fake job advertisement and use those CV's to create a master CV for yourself.
Try to tell a few lies, but do it really poorly. Confess to being a terrible liar. Do this periodically for things that don't matter. Actual lies go undetected.
1. Go to TGI friday.
2. Tell them you are"Stripes" member.
3. Enjoy unlimited chips or fries, your choice.
4. Repeat.
No proof of membership required or asked by any server. (IDK about this one)
Some of the hacks:
Wear a business casual outfit to a hotel in the morning. Walk through the lobby, take the elevator to a random floor, walk around. Pick up a mag or newspaper. Drape jacket over arm. Go back to lobby. Act natural. Pretend to read mag or newspaper. Walk to breakfast buffet. Free breakfast. Be polite as **** so you're not confronted by staff. Also probably helpful to be a white person for this one
If you have a test you haven't studied for, send a mass email to the class saying you completed the study guide and you'll swap with anyone who sends you theirs. When people send in their study guides, just send them someone else's as if it were yours.
Tell a woman you've never busted from getting dome. They'll rise to the challenge
Apparently if you're a complete psycho and in a relationship with someone whom you feel is out of your league and may dump you at any moment, slap a nicotine patch on them every night before they sleep and remove them in the morning before they wake up. They'll literally become addicted to you
Buy **** from Wal-Mart, use it, keep the receipt, and then return it saying it didn't work for whatever reason. Free item rental. Works great for items that come with additional perks (I.e. an Xbox or PlayStation accessory that comes with a month of free Gold or PS+)
Order something online. If it doesn't require a signature for delivery, claim you never got it. They'll send another one. Return the first one. I did this with video games once or twice as a teen.
File a stupid complaint against a fast food restaurant but act really offended by it. Get a free meal.
Sending a letter or small package? Put the address you're sending to as the return address and your own address at the sending address. Don't use postage and the mail will get sent to the return address.
On job applications, use your friends and families' phone numbers as references but label them with the the names of your former employers. Have them lie and give your new employers glowing remarks.
Send mail to large corporations, saying that you usually buy their products, but have been unsatisfied with your last purchase. They'll usually just send you a gift card for their stores to keep you happy. Just make sure it's a large enough corporation, and it's an actual letter.
Can't find a parking spot? Find someone with a ticket on their car, take it and park where you want, then put the ticket under your windshield. (HIGHLY UNETHICAL
If applying to a graduate college requires a written essay portion and you are not slathering your credentials, volunteerism, and skills with bs then you are hustling backwards. If you think that these colleges are fact checking EVERY essay to see if you helped coached a high school girls volleyball team back in 2009 then you are mistaken.
Corrupt a word file, so that it won't open correctly. When you need an extra day or two on an assignment, email the professor the corrupted file and ask in class the next day if they got your paper. It will give you at worst one extra day, at best a week.
If you poop at your job, you got paid for pooping.
Can't write a good job application or CV? Post a job advertisement on those free websites for a position in the area you are interested in entering. Have random people apply to your fake job advertisement and use those CV's to create a master CV for yourself.
Try to tell a few lies, but do it really poorly. Confess to being a terrible liar. Do this periodically for things that don't matter. Actual lies go undetected.
1. Go to TGI friday.
2. Tell them you are"Stripes" member.
3. Enjoy unlimited chips or fries, your choice.
4. Repeat.
No proof of membership required or asked by any server. (IDK about this one)
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lol
I won't do it but it would be interesting to see.
(really recommend) 
