15 Reasons why Superman is the lamest superhero ever!! Vol. Approach thou.

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naruto would **** on superman

Going to assume this is a joke, because on the internet you can never be sure :smh:

Most other heroes ain't going toe to toe with Supes though :lol: See Injustice for decent reasoning why, his powers are that far above their's.
 
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Superman >>>. Batman

Superman >>> any dragon ball z characters and you anime nerds can kick rocks, too

Superman = Tom Brady of Superhero dudes


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Nah.

Humanity is flawed. That's the reason why superman sucks--as a superhero character he's hard to identify with. If you look at it, most heroes have an issue to offset their good quality. Batman has paranoia, hulk has rage, Sentry has agoraphobia, Spiderman has balance issues between life and hero, etc. 

Superman is ultimately great by default. He holds back because of a moral code. Therein lies the issue. Most people can't relate to the theme of "restraint". It's a niche thing which narrows him as a character.

He sucks bro.
 
That Sauske **** is definitely for emos.
i used to watch the anime and this is true. Naruto isn't bad but theres just constant buildup and monologue imo  that i just wish they could get to the point at times. i just lost interest in it but it has a great story tho
 
If you like DBZ then you should really give Naruto a chance. It fixed everything that we've spent the last some odd pages talking about DBZ for.

-Every character matters and contributes to the fighting instead of Saiyans running the show post Frieza Saga

-Every character went through dramatic character development and even when the "side characters got focus" it was stuff you wanted to read and watch

-Character powers didnt get out of control until the very end and even then it was two people (Naruto and Sasuke) that it happened to

None of this is and indictment on DBZ, they didnt know that people would have these gripes with the show, but Naruto is greatness.
 
Yea, I done slap grew out of anime altogether.

Its always the same formula. Awkard youngster giving some sort of huge responsiblity.
 
Nah.

Humanity is flawed. That's the reason why superman sucks--as a superhero character he's hard to identify with. If you look at it, most heroes have an issue to offset their good quality. Batman has paranoia, hulk has rage, Sentry has agoraphobia, Spiderman has balance issues between life and hero, etc. 

Superman is ultimately great by default. He holds back because of a moral code. Therein lies the issue. Most people can't relate to the theme of "restraint". It's a niche thing which narrows him as a character.

He sucks bro.

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I came to the conclusion Superman was corny when I was a kid.

Its like a bunch of kids are playing super heros and everyone is calling out their powers.

Kid 1: "My powers are super strenght and flight."
Kid 2: "My powers are invisiblity and telekenisis "
Kid 1: "What are you're powers Kid 3?"
Kid 3: "ALL OF THEM. I have a weakness, doe. Its a stone the come from my planet that was destroyed long ago.."

:stoneface: :stoneface: :stoneface:

Wheres the fun in that? How is one supposed to come up with intresting conflict if the hero, litreally, has ALL the anwers??
 
Nah.

Humanity is flawed. That's the reason why superman sucks--as a superhero character he's hard to identify with. If you look at it, most heroes have an issue to offset their good quality. Batman has paranoia, hulk has rage, Sentry has agoraphobia, Spiderman has balance issues between life and hero, etc. 

Superman is ultimately great by default. He holds back because of a moral code. Therein lies the issue. Most people can't relate to the theme of "restraint". It's a niche thing which narrows him as a character.

He sucks bro.
so he sucks because he's awesome...

Got it
 
I didnt say he wasnt.

Im strictly talking about Superman.

I can tolerate Batman....until he starts beating up people with superpowers, but thats another thread...

Well then who's not simple?

Jean Grey/The Phoenix
Psylocke
Longshot. I dare you to explain his powers in less than 5 words, without saying "luck". Thats not a super power.

They can be broken down simply. but its not as simple as Superman. The only way to get simplier than Superman is GOD.

Superman is literally what his name is. "Super" man.
 
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