share something u do that you wouldn't want ppl in real life knowing

Frank Mucus said:
In 6th grade I spent the night at my friends house. His sister was hella bad and she was out of town.
We slept in his game room because his house big as ****. I got up in the middle of the night to piss, and his sisters room was right next to the bathroom. I went in her room and I guess she didn't clean before she left because she had panties and bra's all in the floor.
i picked up a pair of panties and smelled them.

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Obsessed with one girl.
Put on old boyscout costume.
Offered her mom free cleaning service when she left the house.
Got into her room and found her dirty underwear.
Smelled it hard and came on her zebra panties.
Took a pair of underwear home and still have them to this day.
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pics of oneitus? :nerd:
 
Frank Mucus said:
Speaking about panties...

This has been one of my darkest closest kept secrets and I thought I would never share this with anyone.
But due to the last panty post , I realized I may not be so weird/alone in this after all.
So here goes:

I remember when I had my oneitus back in 2012 that I was absolutely crazy about.
She was the usual popular high school girl that I would never get a chance with.

One day I came up with this great idea.
I sat in my car watching her house from a distance.
I knew she was going to a birthday party cause she updated it on her FB.

After 2 hours of waiting, the door opened and she finally left the house.
That's when I made my move.

You should know that prior before I made my way to her house , I slid back into my old boyscouts uniform from summer camp.
It still fit cause I never grew taller since I was still a 5'6 manlet.
It had the buttons and everything so it looked real official.

Anyways I opened the back of my car, took out a bucket, mop, some sponges, and detergents and made my way to her house.

I rang on her doorbell and her mom opened.
"Good day m'am, I'm from the helping hand organization, we do nonprofit chores for the elderly and those who can use a hand.
Completely free of charge.
So is there anything I can clean for you?"

I saw her facial expression going from thinking I was another Jehovah witness, to her eyes brightening up when I mentioned doing chores free of charge.

She gladly showed me the way in and told me I could clean the bathroom and mop the floors upstairs.
She stayed below to watch some tv show.

Now I finally made it.
I was inside my oneitus room and after some searching around, I found her bedroom with pictures of her and her friends on the wall.
The excitement and adrenaline rush made my heart pump.
My testosterone was literally going through the roof.
After some searching around, I finally found what I was looking for.
Her dirty laundry basket!
I can't recall exactly what happened, but I remember myself diving in there head first like a man grasping for air.

The sweet yet musky smell of her dirty thongs were beyond ecstatic.
I held one against my nose and licked the stains while I furiously masturbated with a pair of zebra printed lace underwear.
I came in seconds!

After that I freaked out worrying what would happen if I got caught.
Can you imagine if her mom, or even worse, my oneitus saw me ejaculating on her panties?

I quickly threw the cum stained zebra panties back in the basket and cleaned up the rest of the floors as fast as I could.
But before I made my way out, I made sure to grab 3 of the most stained panties I could find and hid them in my pocket.

I still have them today, kept closely in a shoe box under my bed.
And even though the smell has fainted over the last 3 years, i still use it like an oxygen mask the times I wanna reward myself after a long no fap, before the process starts over again.
Smelling her sweet musky *****, knowing her juices were on those thongs.
Seriously the best experience ever.






Cliffs:
Obsessed with one girl.
Put on old boyscout costume.
Offered her mom free cleaning service when she left the house.
Got into her room and found her dirty underwear.
Smelled it hard and came on her zebra panties.
Took a pair of underwear home and still have them to this day.
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Satire. Your a funny dude had me yelling out loud
 
yvespo3 said:
I believe him, there was this dude that did that in one of my college classes. Thought it was a one time thing but he did it every class and would look at chicks but cracks while doing it. I switched classes cause I thought any dude crazy enough to do that in class is crazy enough to shoot it up. Before I left the class laughed at him and started calling him names, I said that's my que to leave.
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He was definitely tryna shoot something up
 
There was a point in high school and college I genuinely embraced and enjoyed pursuing women in relationships. Ego gratification to the fullest. Challenge made the chase more fulfilling. "Just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score." Old, childish mantra.
 
ChampCruThik said:
There was a point in high school and college I genuinely embraced and enjoyed pursuing women in relationships. Ego gratification to the fullest. Challenge made the chase more fulfilling. "Just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score." Old, childish mantra.
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ChampCruThik said:
There was a point in high school and college I genuinely embraced and enjoyed pursuing women in relationships. Ego gratification to the fullest. Challenge made the chase more fulfilling. "Just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score." Old, childish mantra.
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Did it work. I know you got some stories
 
ChampCruThik said:
There was a point in high school and college I genuinely embraced and enjoyed pursuing women in relationships. Ego gratification to the fullest. Challenge made the chase more fulfilling. "Just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score." Old, childish mantra.
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DZaster said:
Andretti said:
When I was a kid my mom bought me a ginea pig for my birthday,some months later I ounched it to death cuz it popped in my bed when I let it chill with me outside its cage.
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:rofl:
 
GInfante said:
Did it work. I know you got some stories
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More than you'd like to think or hope. Partially the reason I'm cautious about entering serious committed relationships.

Lost a friend in high school because I got very close with his girlfriend. They're married now.

Seriously dated a girl my junior year of college who swore her boyfriend would kill me if he ever found out. Our thing was BYOB restaurants. We would do early dinners in the Newark and Montclair areas. Shack up in the dorms, and her BF would scoop her later in the evenings. In hindsight I'm convinced she was largely with me for material gain.

I slept with a girl in my neighborhood because her boyfriend wasn't overly sexual, and we literally only had a like for sushi and raisin bagels in common.
 
Word, I was gassin up this chick this weekend and she was down to come back to my place even though I never had any intention of doing anything. Just felt good, like when chicks get 100 likes on a picture.
 
marmourjr said:
I am 35 year old regretting not saving my marriage with her everyday...
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Sounds like she's the missing piece in your life, the crown jewel if you will. It's never too late to rectify the situation. It's worse to ignore or deny the fact.
 
7ATE9 said:
When I was younger I would grab my turd from the toilet to see what it felt like.

Used to save my old gum and re chew it later on, some where months old.

Pee sittin down
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doggy just won the weirdo/lame title with these

i dont got nothin that can even hold a candle to it
 
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