Stuff your family does that annoys u VOL. stoneface

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I get irritated every time we watchin a movie and they want to blurt out answers and try to guess the ending/all the plot twists. Everybody wants to be a genius or somin

I'm just sittin like 
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Discuss any of yours
 
I call my mom: probably a text the next day, maybe a call back.

Mom calls me: WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL BACK WITHIN 20 MINUTES, I WAS WORRIED SICK


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Mom always buys too much food and I have to come over and clean the fridge every few weeks, bro has times where he doesn't want to be nice to me for some reason, and Dad completely disregards what I say and gives his two cents. They're all great though and I wouldn't trade them for anybody.
 
Pretend to know it all, and consider their advice God-tier above people doing much much better than themselves.

About a month ago my pops really asked me why I would rather take financial cues from Warren Buffett instead of himself.. Just looked at him like
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I wanted to say, "Because he has 1,XXX,XXX,XXX+ and im liable to be making as much/more then you in about two years at less than half the age."

Just kept quiet.
 
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When they call and be like "Hey we gonna stop by ____ want something to eat?"

Then hours later I'm wondering when they coming through with the chow. They be like "Nevermind, we didn't go!"

Had my hopes up and ****! :smh: Stomach all rumbling now.

On that subject, I also hate when I'm waiting for them to scoop me up and they be like "Be there in 5 minutes... we at the stoplight now"

Then like 30 minutes later, I call and ask their ETA... and they like "Oh we leaving the house now!" :stoneface:
 
They only thing I hate, or find annoying, is the constant questions about marriage. I get it from my parents, uncles, aunts, older cousins, and family friends. It's literally non ******* stop.
 
My mom calls the Philippines and everyday to know whats going on like the commander and chief making suggestions and orders to my fam there. Id get it if she did it once in a while but everyday b?

More concerned with whats going on there than here in her own life, you know, with immediate family. :lol:
 
Marriage, another baby smh
But I got a sister, she's 33 and believe all types of ******ed rumors. Like when somebody start a twitter rumor or something she gets to calling acting like its facts and she got inside sources. Most recently my nephew was rapping lifestyle and she goes "uh uh don't sing that song. Y'all know young thug gay and he bragging about the gay lifestyle? The song is really about him coming out to everybody and expressing the love him and birdman got". Then when the whole Wayne thing popped off she calls "see y'all never listen to me, birdman broke up with Wayne and him and thug tired of hiding there relationship so Wayne hurt and wanna leave". **** is crazy, u don't know how many times she called and told me xxx died and 10 minutes later they post a IG video.
 
When my dad takes a few hundred bucks without me knowing and a few days later he's like oh here I owe you this money
I'm like, n how I know this all of it?

Pretty sure he's "forgotten" he owes me money
 
My brother has a.d.d. And can't watch a movie or shut up for a minute. Can't have a moment of silence. He's super paranoid and reminds me of a little girl.. He changes songs literally after 30 seconds cause he gets bored of them. He ask questions just for the sake of asking questions. Always trying to make a buck off of everybody family included. Shady AF and a proud hypocrite...

I really can't stand my brother for anything and glad I only see him once a year if that...
 
My oldest sister puts literally every aspect of her life on Facebook. Jesus Christ. Log out sometime.
 
I'm 31 and single so it's annoying that my family tries to set me up with every woman they come in contact with.
 
My brother has a.d.d. And can't watch a movie or shut up for a minute. Can't have a moment of silence. He's super paranoid and reminds me of a little girl.. He changes songs literally after 30 seconds cause he gets bored of them. He ask questions just for the sake of asking questions. Always trying to make a buck off of everybody family included. Shady AF and a proud hypocrite...

I really can't stand my brother for anything and glad I only see him once a year if that...

:smh: Bruh my lil' siser does this ****... watching a movie, anytime something significant happens or plot twist.

It's "Why did he/she do that? What does that mean? Wait what did they say? Can you rewind?" :x

Just shut up and pay attention! Watch the movie.
 
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My mom claims she loves & accepts all people ....but then turns around and is lowkey racist when it comes to me dating outside our race. Talking bout why can't I find a good "strong black woman instead?" :smh: . Cmon man..just let ya boy be happy with whomever I choose to be with. I love my mom but the ignorance sometimes is just ridiculous.
 
 
I get irritated every time we watchin a movie and they want to blurt out answers and try to guess the ending/all the plot twists. Everybody wants to be a genius or somin

I'm just sittin like 
indifferent.gif
 
Moms be so paranoid about the randomest things.
She be making up stories like
"Where are my keys!?!?"
"I saw you take them"
"I saw you"
"I'm gonna start putting cameras in the rooms"
"Who moved the papers in my file cabinet"
I legit sit there like [emoji]128563[/emoji][emoji]128529[/emoji]
 
Ever since twerking became mainstream, my cousin's husband always decides to throw on a Nicki Minaj track and bust his boy-***** open in the middle of the living room, talmbout "check out what I learned in Zumba".
Son got the whole cheek isolation movement down pact :smh:

I always make sure that he never comes to daily functions. I can only imagine what he would do at my niece's next birthday party :smh:
 
Ask to borrow money and I'm in a twisted position. Had to drop out of school and put so much stuff on hold, so I can work full time to support the fam.
 
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