Pick a number 1-8 before entering, this is your fiance you bring home to meet your mom tonight

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No hovering please. Let's see what everyone chooses.

1. She smells worst than she looks. She also eats your dinner and your mom's dinner.
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2. You get to tell moms you both share a Gatorade bottle
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3. White. Check. Thot. Check. NT thick. Check.
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4. Nathalie Emmanuelle. Dominican HBB certified 10/10 and you can have her explain Game of Thrones to moms. No ninjahood reference needed.
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5 Real Doll. You have to cart your 100lb $10k love doll to meet your mother. You have the joy of explaining to her about the inanimate love of your life. On the plus side, it has gel implants in the butt so you can clap dem cheekz
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6. Antonia Iacobescu. Another 10/10 but she also has a child. You also have to explain to your mother that she is currently pregnant with someone else's child.
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7. Yoga pants girl will do this same exact stretch in front of your mother and then axe you to smash right then and there.
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8. A rock that you try to make love with. Oh forget it, you tried to smash with the might of 300 Spartans but all you left were little indentations.
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I don't think you guys know, but you're supposed to pick a number before entering the thread.
 
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This is why I always go 7 in situations like this, clutch gene strong.

lol @ everyone picking after seeing the girls, that's too easy.
 
Tre foe, six one, five deuce :smokin. Right on the money too! She so damn bad when we're suppose to be reverent around the elders :lol:
 
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