dudes in serious relationships..

LDR is a bit different but I found that we keep it interesting by making the effort to care. Meaning for example in regular relationships the girl comes and says "x,y, and z" happened at work to day. guy nods, makes a small reply, some sort of small acknowledgement. because we're in ldr we have to really work at especially when life is a bit dull atm.  So same example, instead of small response, ask questions, dig deeper etc. Not only does it help you to keep the relationship but it also helps you know each other at a deeper level because things you wouldn't normally explore, almost have to be talked about in order to not fall into a rut.

also its like fresh yambs because im not there all the time BUT when we were in the same city for about 3 months, it never felt old because I cared about her that much. her box was the only box that was interesting to me.
 
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Say what gall want...

But going back to cobdoms was a safer decision...

We aren't trying to have any accidental babies...

She got off birth control because she had been on it for years .. I didn't want her to get back on it and jeopardize her having kids later..

It sucks, and I'll sneak in every now and again raw...

But I'm telling y'all... The yambs so moist... I aineem tripping..

And going raw really makes it feel like new yambs every now and again..
 
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Been with my girl for almost 8 years, been together since highschool

imo, things just havent gotten old yet. A lot of people ask how we do it and I honestly dont even know. Just good vibes all around
 
What's the best way to PIITB :nerd:
while hitting it from the back
While she was about to have an orgasm
I slowly started inching my finger closer to her hole from her cheeks
She Started giggling and was like too close to my hole babe :lol:

She was giggling at you fam
You not supposed to creep your finger in there...RAM IT UP INNA HER BACKSIDE
Make sure you lick ya finger first tho to get it wet, then just jam it up in there. Best position is when she's riding you on top. Just take ya finger and put it in. It's even better when you do it right when she's about to orgasm. You might even get a little discharge out da backside :pimp:
Trust me when I tell you ya finger will get stuck in there like a Chinese finger trap. The more you pull, the tighter it gets...Fax, B



you guys that eat the butt, did you start eating the butt from day one or was that something you built up to as the relationship progressed?

I started eating booty in 2007, but the thought of eating butt has been in my mind since 98 when Canibus said :
"Well let me tell you something: you might got more cash then me, but you ain't got the skills to eat a ****** *** like me"
I took the words to heart (after replacing "******" with "females" of course)
 
She was giggling at you fam
You not supposed to creep your finger in there...RAM IT UP INNA HER BACKSIDE
Make sure you lick ya finger first tho to get it wet, then just jam it up in there. Best position is when she's riding you on top. Just take ya finger and put it in. It's even better when you do it right when she's about to orgasm. You might even get a little discharge out da backside :pimp:
Trust me when I tell you ya finger will get stuck in there like a Chinese finger trap. The more you pull, the tighter it gets...Fax, B
I started eating booty in 2007, but the thought of eating butt has been in my mind since 98 when Canibus said :
"Well let me tell you something: you might got more cash then me, but you ain't got the skills to eat a ****** *** like me"
I took the words to heart (after replacing "******" with "females" of course)

yo **** lmao :rofl: :lol:
 
What's the best way to PIITB :nerd:
while hitting it from the back
While she was about to have an orgasm
I slowly started inching my finger closer to her hole from her cheeks
She Started giggling and was like too close to my hole babe :lol:

She was giggling at you fam
You not supposed to creep your finger in there...RAM IT UP INNA HER BACKSIDE
Make sure you lick ya finger first tho to get it wet, then just jam it up in there. Best position is when she's riding you on top. Just take ya finger and put it in. It's even better when you do it right when she's about to orgasm. You might even get a little discharge out da backside :pimp:
Trust me when I tell you ya finger will get stuck in there like a Chinese finger trap. The more you pull, the tighter it gets...Fax, B



you guys that eat the butt, did you start eating the butt from day one or was that something you built up to as the relationship progressed?

I started eating booty in 2007, but the thought of eating butt has been in my mind since 98 when Canibus said :
"Well let me tell you something: you might got more cash then me, but you ain't got the skills to eat a ****** *** like me"
I took the words to heart (after replacing "******" with "females" of course)
See maybe that's why I slipped up
I was hitting it from the back while massaging her cheeks
And I would inch it closer and closer
When she was about to orgasm that's when I got like RIGHT to the hole
But she did kinda giggle not like repulsed it was kinda like she was surprised
I think she kinda wants it but a lil afraid to ask
I shoulda just hadouken'd the finger right then and there
Ok cool I'm a try next time I'm in the feelin
 
You have to become real best friends because eventually things are going to get boring.

Also it helps to plan and execute things that take teamwork from both you like business moves, building things, cooking etc.


Sex wise at least for me, Its not so much getting tired of the same () it's just the temptation of other ().

It's easy to maintain a healthy sex life if yall are both adventurous and down to do whatever filthy things to each other yall can imagine.

This, except involving business in your relationship. I would never do that.
 
Do y'all talk about work with your chicks?

My girl has a more simple job that's based on relationship intelligence...

So I'm always vested in her work stories... I ask questions and am an active listener... Offering opinions on certain things

But I work in finance... So when I tell her about work...

She just gives me the same tired clichés. :lol:




And I dont think of myself as a boring guy... Lol.
 
Lol yo... so this is how I got that booty play goin with shorty:

no way will It go in if u hitting doggy, NO WAY, especially if she ain't have it before.

You gotta show her the value that in it for her lol...so when she on top, and riding that and she is at her wettest and u the hardest. Slide tip of the finger in, again best way is if she on top. She won't kno what's happenin, but I bet dough she will cum in 3 Mins

After that when u tell her u had a finger in she will be like ewwwww no Way!!! 4 more times and that joint will be open for u
 
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I'm only officially a month into one, so I'll get back to ya :lol:

But that being able to talk about anything is clutch. Helps being with somebody who is also very into sports, and has a raunchy filthy sense of humor
 
Fun?

My gf can roast on my level so we keep each other laughing. We crack jokes on each other and we laugh at a lot of **** together. We have similar tastes in music although we occasionally put each other on to new ****.

We both like binge watching shows and will work out together pretty regularly. She knows my past from being trife, running through females, etc. She's kinda fascinated by **** I've done because she had a tame life in comparison.

So we're best friends.

The sex remains BOMB because we've ****** in all kinds of places, vehicles, etc. She's down for whatever, whenever. I taught her a lot and she listened. If I want some dome or p it's on command. Never any hesitation or bs. If I wanna choke her or pull her hair, she's with it. The only thing we're both not into is anything anal, but if that was my thing she would be down.

I guess it's all about finding that person you mesh with on all levels.

She's also cool about giving me space when I need or want it. Not the clingy type at all.
 
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You both gotta be open about the bedroom, do **** she likes and she'll do **** for you (hopefully)

My girl is into girls so it makes it very very interesting.
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  So im not even close of getting tired of sleeping with the same girl 
 
I slowly started inching my finger closer to her hole from her cheeks

nah son u gotta be a man about it

"babe imma put my finger in da mass dw" :evil:

as far as sex goes you're right, you have to be the nastiest and freakiest people alive with each other.

another thing is that you have to be able to talk about absolutely anything, there's no limits to what my girl and i can talk about..

yooo thisss

sometimes im feeling edgy and ill try some new **** on her out the blue and ill ask her what she likes and doesnt like

to my surprise she likes a lot of **** but doesnt really opt for it i gotta be the one going out on a limb :lol:
 
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i pulled out a coloring book and some colored pencils on her the other day and she loved it..
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 that's love. If I did some ish like this my chick would be in bed or another room with the quickness or flat think I'd lost my mind.  Copped a kayak for her last summer (I already had one that I wanted to start using more often) and the ***** hit me with the medusa stare. Man F her 
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My chick is random as fk, we both just kinda play off each other and the box is hof worthy. 5 years in, never cheated, never been close.

Dudes cheat for a myriad of different reasons, I've been lucky enough to evade those thus far.

Long as she stays plugged in and faithful, I'll remain locked in.
 
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