#TweetLikeDameDash

• Mar 23, 2015

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flyny

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Mentioned in another thread thanks to bxBadboy90

2 weeks later and it's a trending topic on the twitter

It deserves it's own thread. Pure gold...pause

"You own a car that another man owned before you? Might as well sit on his lap"

"Real men don't go to cardiologists, what kind of man lets another man play with his heart"

 

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• Mar 23, 2015

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rico x hood

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Shout out to my daughter @AvaDash for opening up her own bar. #proudfather #harlemstickstogether




























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• Mar 23, 2015

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blastercombo

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Ain't dame into young girls??

 

• Mar 23, 2015

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BLASTERCOMBO said:

Ain't dame into young girls??

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What kind of grown men would penetrate old and wrinkled women? Mind as well buy used cars and wear fubu, b.

 

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• Mar 23, 2015

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#TweetLikeDameDash How you just gon' inhale the same oxygen as another grown man is inhaling. Im from Harlem. We photosynthesize b.
— kenny (@jailposejesus) March 23, 2015

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 *dies*

 

• Mar 25, 2015

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i would quote something in here, but I'm from harlem. If another man said something on NT, I can't have his post inside of my post... in front of my son

that interview had me in tears b. dude is like a supersayain ye.

 

• Mar 25, 2015

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Those tweets some of the funniest ***** I've ever read

 

• Mar 25, 2015

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sooperhooper said:

i would quote something in here, but I'm from harlem. If another man said something on NT, I can't have his post inside of my post... in front of my son

that interview had me in tears b. dude is like a supersayain ye.

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• Mar 25, 2015

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Why is this dude throwing pause after every sentence 

 

• Mar 25, 2015

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Undefined

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IN 

 

• Mar 25, 2015

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Grine

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LoL

 

• Mar 25, 2015

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monstar

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Subscribed for the lulz

 

• Mar 25, 2015

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Chiron

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monstar said:

Subscribed for the lulz

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Why would you subscribe for the lulz?

Make your own thread so that the lulz can be had by your children B.

 

• Mar 25, 2015

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Seems like Dame and his family really are self made.

 

• Mar 25, 2015

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"Real men don't use electricity. How you gonna let another man light up your life?"

 

• Mar 25, 2015

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This isn't even funny its corny.

*Waits for an NT hack to flip this into a corny dame dash tweet.*

 

• Mar 25, 2015

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• Mar 25, 2015

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Mangudai954 said:

This isn't even funny its corny.

*Waits for an NT hack to flip this into a corny dame dash tweet.*

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There's always that one guy

 

• Mar 25, 2015

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Order a pizza? How you gonna let another man come to your house and feed your son? You might as well call him daddy. #TweetLikeDameDash

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#TweetLikeDameDash why would I bring my children to Disney world? Micky is a rat, I'm from Harlem, Rats get killed b, we don't deal with rats

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Real men don't vote. how you gon choose another man to run your country b? #TweetLikeDameDash

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 Real men don't carry cash, how you gonna have another man in your pockets. #TweetLikeDameDash

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 I would never use state Farm insurance. How you gon let another man ask you "are you in good hands" I'm in my own hands b #TweetLikeDameDash

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 I just seen someone get stabbed and they asked me to call the ambulance for em... I said nah B I ain't no #ChattyPatty #TweetLikeDameDash

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 I don't buy a plan B pill for my women. Pause, i'm a boss and a real boss knows how to make plan A work. #TweetLikeDameDash

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• Mar 25, 2015

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Lol this had me rolling yesterday

 

• Mar 25, 2015

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Sum of my favorites lol

"Use my blinker? Real men dont snitch. Never let em know your next move"

"Real men dont listen to music on their headphones wit the volume low. How u gonna let another man whisper in your ears?"

"Real men dont get allstate. Wat man allows himself to feel safe in another mans hands? Might as well call him daddy"

"Real men dont pay child support. If that child cant support himself he isnt a man and thats not your son"

"Real men dont stand in lines. If i get there and theres another man in front of me thats his line. Imma make my own"

 

• Mar 25, 2015

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"A real man don't let another man fix his plate. When I go in a Chipotle, I make my own burrito. Flip it & buy the place"


"I don't believe in Mankind, because what kind of man believes in another man."

"real men don't have fathers. Why would u allow yourself to b created by another man. I'm from Harlem, we create ourselves"

 

• Mar 25, 2015

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These are hilarious, and reading them in Dame's voice in my head makes them better.

 

• Mar 25, 2015

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Yo the state farm insurance one lmaoooooooooooooooooo

 

• Mar 25, 2015

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