Share Your Funny Post-Surgery Stories vol. David After Dentist

AgentZero

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Just had surgery on my knee this morning and after I woke up from the anesthesia I was laughing non-stop and running my mouth since I was still pretty out of it. The nurses were doing their best to suppress their laughter at some of the stuff I was saying.

At one point my dad told me that they shaved the hair off my knee for the operation and I said, "Well I've still got more hair on my legs than you do on your head." 
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You guys have any funny stories after waking up or being there while someone else does?
 
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i had surgery under thr anesthesia twice. its the nost wicked high ever. you feel da drugs hitting you, ur head gets a buttery smoothe buzz like you bought to fall asleep with the victoria secrets angels, then when u get up, you‘re like WtH just happened. X amount of hours passed.

for real dough, flouncing in hospital garment and and seeing other butt cracka with cute nurses can be devastating.

nah, that first time getting anesthesic was a trip. lol. they control the dosages so well.
 
Man after inwoke from surgery my muscles was dead cuz of anestheisia so i couldnt pee but the nurse said she couldnt release me till i peed so she grabbed my penor and was playin with it so i can pee

Was wierd brah
 
Wisdom teeth removed surgically.

Nurse: how do you feel?
Me: I feel wiggly lol

Proceeded to poplock while laying down and fell asleep. When I woke up I was doing the same motion like I never stopped.

Slept for so long that day :lol:
 
Had a procedure and had to stay in the hospital for a week. Had an epidural (drugs pumped directly into your spine). It was great.

I had my PS2 there and was playing Madden with my boys and was RUNNING SHOP. High out my mind and destroying cats in Madden :lol:

I also had a colostomy for a few months. The first time I crapped out of my stomach was an interesting sight :lol:
 
Wisdom teeth.

Woke up. Forced my girl to drive me to Walgreens while still spitting blood everywhere. Bought a 12 pack to keep my buzz going. Bad idea.
 
After my hernia surgery I told the nurse I know I couldn't have sex for a while but asked if I can still get "blowies". Also lied and said I was in agonizing pain after the procedure just to pop some oxys even though I couldn't feel a damn thing.
 
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RIP sleazyy said:
Wisdom teeth removed surgically.

Nurse: how do you feel?
Me: I feel wiggly lol

Proceeded to poplock while laying down and fell asleep. When I woke up I was doing the same motion like I never stopped.

Slept for so long that day :lol:
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When I got my fillings re-done my mom copped me some food afterwards that I couldn't eat so I ended up just drinking the soda but my mouth was still numb so everytime I took a sip my lips would go towards the left and the soda would fall onto my shirt. Then when we got home I decided to hop on the computer to chill out and I ended up seeing a spider on the table but I couldn't talk or yell for someone to get the bug spray so I had to just smash the thing with some newspaper and I almost destroyed my laptop in the process.

This was funnier when I thought of it in my head...|I
 
I absolutely looooooooove trying to fight the anesthesia.  Yo if i was a anesthesiologist id be LITT errrrnight lol 

Get that good sleep. 
 
Exactly.. Ive been put under a few times.  When that diprivan flows through everything gets all warm ..i swear i can feel it going through my body. 

i hear brain anurisms feel exactly the same.
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