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Some targets are open till midnight here. Perfect to scheme on pieces. Everyone knows the best everyday store for girls is target.
If you could live at any store without the fear of getting kicked out, which store would it be?
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Some of you acting like you can't leave the store to get food. Title said what store would you live at, didn't say you'd have to stay inside forever.
I'd say maybe Target, Costco, Sears. Ikea has those cool room displays that I like and the food court is pretty good too and place is attached to a mall.
I'd say maybe Target, Costco, Sears. Ikea has those cool room displays that I like and the food court is pretty good too and place is attached to a mall.
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Agreed. But who's really gonna live at nordstroms or Macy's? It's idiotic. You'll have NOTHING to do except look at the same clothes everynight.
Not coming at you, I know u picked a place that makes sense.
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This is a really good question. I don't know, yo...
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bruh, somtimes you gotta keep info to yourself and let em find out for themselfs
dis aint da outlet thread b
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its the tight khakis 
Remember the movies 40 Year Old Virgin or 40 Days, 40 Nights?
They were told not to think about woman or sex....
Then everywhere they turned, there was an attractive female, booty, *******.... ect.
Well the first time I went to Target... That's EXACTLY how I felt!
Every damn aisle I passed by, I saw big booty skin tight khaki pants bending over or putting boxes away, organizing clothes.
T Levels were kicking in high my bros!
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I had to look up super target 
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Man all of you going to this big name stores during zombie apocalypse will be the first to go dummies
dummies
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Zombies ain't real though.
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They as real as living in a store right ya big ole silly you
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def walmart
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Super Target or Walmart Supercenter
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Zombies weren't a part of the op's question though.
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How did this turn into a zombie thread?
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Thats wild cuz my friends clearly told me to stay away from stores during a zombie apocalypse because zombies only look for sex at those places. I'm not saying all but a very high percentage will check out the stores to see whether someone is pure or not. Guys who would like to verify this or contest it?
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I dunno why everyones worried about having everything. Just cuz you live there doesn't mean you can't go shopping for food. Why not pick a furniture store or something? Stock up 40 double door refridgerators and then chill on a recliner in front of all the tvs and the quality surround sound. Unless the food replenishing is free... then I guess I'd go with the big stores.
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Stripclub without zombies
Playboy Mansion with zombies.
Playboy Mansion with zombies.
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If it's a zombie apocalisp then Old Country Buffet.
They have a ton of high quality food that should last for at least several months if I'm there alone. Theres also plenty of weapons ranging from knives to plates.
Since it's a buffet they have a lot of utencils like spoons. I would just duck tape the spoons all over my body and create and impenetrable armor of spoons that the zombies couldn't bite through.
They have a ton of high quality food that should last for at least several months if I'm there alone. Theres also plenty of weapons ranging from knives to plates.
Since it's a buffet they have a lot of utencils like spoons. I would just duck tape the spoons all over my body and create and impenetrable armor of spoons that the zombies couldn't bite through.
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Costco.
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Where the he'll would you get duct tape from?
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so why does the pentagon have an emergency reaction plan for a zombie attack?????????
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Man all of you going to this big name stores during zombie apocalypse will be the first to go
This is just theoretically for the thread.
Irl if zombies came I'd go to one of the many marinas around here and jack a boat and hold down an island.
