whats the craziest thing you did as a teen/youngin?

i didnt listen to kanye until i was 18, which is pretty crazy

When I was like 14-15 me and my boys used to jack cars just to go joy riding.

Had a cop behind me once

Wow. I'd hate to go into detail about that kind of stuff, because honestly it's embarrassing looking back. So I'll tell a story about a female.

When I was a junior in high school, this chick that played basketball was on the track team with me. She was fine! I didn't really mess with white women in those days, but she had something about her. She was a red head and had this exotic look about her. Long curly hair, big full breasts (the biggest I had personally seen/felt up to that point in life) and she was athletic, which was a HUGE plus.

One day I went to her house to play a little before her folks got home. Now she lived in a white neighborhood, so I already felt out of my zone and funny about going in her car, because I was like what if her folks come home. What am I gonna do? Walk home through this neighborhood? Nah. But I was also thinking with my D, so

So we're in her bed, and I'm trying to smash and she's blocking every move I make. I go to suck a titty, she's pulling her sports bra down. I go to finger the cooch, she's pulling her panties back from the side slide. Just trying to get under my skin and tease me. And keep in mind, I had seen this chick full blown naked by this point. She even took a shower in front of me one of the times I went to her house.

As we're lying there playing the cat and mouse game, we hear a car door close outside. She jumps up, looks out of the window and says "OH ****!!!" And I'm like what, you parents are home? She had used that one a few times just to **** with me. She's like nah, it's my boyfriend. I'm like foh. I look and sure enough it was a dude coming to the door. So I'm like what do we do? This is pre Biggie "A Story To Tell" era... like 94 or 95, so I didn't have any clue of how to play it.

She says go to the back yard while she's getting dressed. And I'm like ***, if you think I'm just gonna stand outside while your man comes in here and y'all kick it, you got the wrong one. I'll just fight that ***** and you can give me a ride home. She's like LISTEN just do it. Trust me. So I got back there and she grabs two basketballs and hands them to me. And I'm like what the... we gonna pretend we were playing ball now?

She goes to let dude in and brings him directly to the back yard. She's like this is my friend from science class (me) and we're working on a project about air pressure. ....

This due buys it. He tries to kiss her, but she curves his old handcuffing *** and says can you give him a ride home? Bruh!!! I'm like AW HELL NAH. So a few minutes later, I'm in this dudes El Camino, sitting in between him and his lady on the bench seat and she's rubbing on me leg the whole time getting my meat rocky. Dude drops me off WITH the basketballs and I punted them as soon as I got out of the car and laughed my *** off.

She was a cool *** chick.

sckid20 said:

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You first.

Ill reply in a min

Damn, these **** aint loyal lol

brolic

my homie played the outfield in "little league" (we were like 15)

finds a random key while sitting in the outfield

Shows me that joint and I'm like aye, this looks like a bulldozer key or something.. since it had the CAT logo

So we climb the back fence at night to the construction site behind the field and low and behold the key works on the dozer, we violate smash into another box truck (fed ex looking joint)

It is FILLED with upside down construction spray paint... we go ham writing on everything, find gas cans and light up a mac truck and leave

nobody got hurt and we lived to see another day

I danced with the devil under the pale moonlight a number of times.

80's baby, baby.

Is that cocaine? Lol

Went and did a drive by with 4 dumb *** ****** when I was 16 smh

I thank God nobody died

Threw water balloons at cabs, buses and ice cream trucks smh

I set a whole hillside on fire in California smh
My pops was a firefighter and I found a lighter in his van on the ride home from school...took it with me to the park that evening n just wanted to burn a few pine needles...
Them Thangs went up quick, I panicked n next thing I know errthang was poppin n ****
The fear that was in me that day ..

da story too fake to be believable. lol at duck tales. come on. who types a sex novel that way with quotes n all. lolz

Bravelude said:

da story too fake to be believable. lol at duck tales. come on. who types a sex novel that way with quotes n all. lolz

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Nah.

It's real af.

Her name was Carrie Armstrong. No ducktales here. I don't know what it'll take for y'all dudes to realize I don't lie. No reason to. When I tell people all the **** that I've seen/done they say I should write a book. One day...

Stole my teachers car (well I wasn't the one who actually stole it, only a passenger) and got caught about 10 minutes later lol. 

Had to change school districts and everything to avoid any juvenile time. 

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Bravelude said:

da story too fake to be believable. lol at duck tales. come on. who types a sex novel that way with quotes n all. lolz

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Nah.

It's real af.

Her name was Carrie Armstrong. No ducktales here. I don't know what it'll take for y'all dudes to realize I don't lie. No reason to. When I tell people all the **** that I've seen/done they say I should write a book. One day...

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dis her?

Nah.

I wouldn't tell you where she lives NOW or what's she's up to. The name is pretty common, I'm sure.

Brolic Scholar said:

Nah.

It's real af.

Her name was Carrie Armstrong. No ducktales here. I don't know what it'll take for y'all dudes to realize I don't lie. No reason to. When I tell people all the **** that I've seen/done they say I should write a book. One day...

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How did u service ur meat and did u keep.smelling ur fingers?

dam NT detectives are top notch ... wow

hand on the bible in this place

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Bravelude said:

da story too fake to be believable. lol at duck tales. come on. who types a sex novel that way with quotes n all. lolz

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Nah.

It's real af.

Her name was Carrie Armstrong. No ducktales here. I don't know what it'll take for y'all dudes to realize I don't lie. No reason to. When I tell people all the **** that I've seen/done they say I should write a book. One day...

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brolic's told the story before

Carrie Armstrong wit da honda civic?

Brolic Scholar said:

Nah.

I wouldn't tell you where she lives NOW or what's she's up to. The name is pretty common, I'm sure.

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which one is she bro?

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