Smashed A Co-Worker or Neighbor

Once you're no longer ******* each other, and that time will come you better prepare for the worst.

It's not even worth it.

I like coming to work now knowing I haven't touched one chick in the office. Granted it's a small staff, but peace of mind is everything while on the job.
 
Last edited:
you guys are lucky to be smashing or dating coworkers... all the girls at my job are either unattractive or just taken... i flirt with them just to pass time but nothing crazy
 
News flash: Women want and like to ****.
Doesnt matter where you @.

Being in close proximity can only amplify that if they are somewhat attracted to you. Had plenty neighbors and colleagues in my old life... Not a special feet... Hell, one of my former colleagues bout to have my 4th seed in a couple months..
 
Last edited:
1st call center job was JC Penny catalog in Ga knocked down 3 there.

My current job I do IT for a software company & we got a call center smashed about 6 here. Been over an 11 year period though.

Im married now so out the game but every peak season we get temps & they be choosing. Very easy.
 
Last edited:
I guess it depends when I was in Saks and Neimans. I was hitting chicks all over the place...but I don't condone it. Kinda lazy on my part. 
 
Messed around with a couple co workers. If it ends and one person has feelings then work will be uncomfortable. None of the jobs were what I would consider quality employment so it wasn't like a career was affected. I've messed around with about 4 or 5 coworkers, it only got weird with 1.
 
I've worn out plenty of co-workers. That's the easiest place to get some because you're around them so often so they get bored or pick up on things that they start to like about you. Way too easy.


Had sex with a close friend in my neighborhood a few times, still close friends............if you're reading this, :smokin
 
I work in a corporate office and everybody is screwing everybody. And its common knowledge. Basically my company dont give a damn.
 
HTG Designs said:
News flash: Women want and like to ****.
Doesnt matter where you @.

Being in close proximity can only amplify that if they are somewhat attracted to you. Had plenty neighbors and colleagues in my old life... Not a special feet... Hell, one of my former colleagues bout to have my 4th seed in a couple months..
Click to expand...


Old?





Your wife must be pissed
 
Coworkers smashed: 5 6 (at different jobs) that I can remember without thinking too hard. One was my boss. Had a bbq and was at the pool and she started grinding on me in the jacuzzi... IN FRONT OF ALL OF OUR COWORKERS. :smh: :evil: Played it off and told her to leave 20 minutes after me. Gave her that pipe all week long. *** had me tired. Best part was, she was actually having a convo while doming me up. She liked the kid.

Neighbors smashed: 2 (far more if you count females living in the barracks when I was in the Navy :lol: )
 
Last edited:
This is how I pretty much got yambs till senior year..

Stayed knocking off coworkers. I don't advise though. Gets real awkward when things eventually go south.

And they usually always do.
 
I think I ****** a girl at almost every job I've had before I got married dating back to I was 16 :lol:

I got top from my neighbor when I was 15, first time I ever got sloppy toppy :pimp:

But yeah who hasn't ****** a chick from work before.
 
No sex.. But I've gotten dome from a neighbor and a co-worker (both only once)

The Co-worker: Always wanted me to smash but I wasnt interested in her at all so I kept avoiding the situation all together.. One day on the least busiest day at the job she came and found me in the section I was working and asked me if I drove into work that day... Luckily for me I did and she said "lets go to your car real quick".. Guess she was just trying to show me she was about that action :smokin

Neighbor: Went to a friends baby shower a couple years back and everyone got wasted.. She ended up riding back to the block with me and that liquor mustve had her feeling extra nice because she just did all of that on her own.. Now every time I see her, in my head im like :nerd:
 
henz0 said:
No sex.. But I've gotten dome from a neighbor and a co-worker (both only once)

The Co-worker: Always wanted me to smash but I wasnt interested in her at all so I kept avoiding the situation all together.. One day on the least busiest day at the job she came and found me in the section I was working and asked me if I drove into work that day... Luckily for me I did and she said "lets go to your car real quick".. Guess she was just trying to show me she was about that action :smokin

Neighbor: Went to a friends baby shower a couple years back and everyone got wasted.. She ended up riding back to the block with me and that liquor mustve had her feeling extra nice because she just did all of that on her own.. Now every time I see her, in my head im like :nerd:
Click to expand...

These two stories are the reason why I love women. Yall boys be tryting to hard with these girls. Sometimes the best situations just happen on their own and all you can do is just sit back and enjoy
 
Man not "next door neighbor" but smashed many girls on the same block as me. But then again I didn't grow up in 1 house like a lot of people, we moved a lot. Smashed multiple co workers back in my day, that's the easiest, u get more time a week with them than their actual bfs do.
 
Did the coworker thing twice...both times went pretty damn smoothly if I may say so myself.

Too much room for things to completely blow up on your face, though.

Made work interesting though...I'll tell you that much.:lol:
 
jm2000 said:
Smashed co-workers at pretty much all my jobs.

Chicks get clingy and it always turns out bad :smh:
Click to expand...

I hit a chick at every single job except for 2 and that's because I only worked them for a couple of weeks. Sometimes more than 1 at the same workplace, just gotta keep it on the low.
 
haha i guess call centers are the same everywhere i worked for a call center in CT and everyone was pretty much early 20s and they all knew each other and everyone was doing each other...
 
I never smashed any coworkers. Its been brought up, time after time after time. All the atleast decent joints and up are super cuffed or married. The young ones too. Chick just started and is already married amd expecting at 18 :smh::smh: cant even flirt, my days be dead.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

Mokorider
Relocation opportunities worth the shot or not? vol. share your experience(s)
2
Replies
47
Views
7K
datznasty
datznasty

The ultimate sneaker enthusiast community.

NikeTalk was created as a way of giving back to both the sneaker enthusiast community and to the greater global community of which we are all a part.

NikeTalk is NOT affiliated with Nike Inc. in any way, shape, or form. All opinions expressed herein do not necessarily reflect those of Nike, Inc.

© 1999-2024 NikeTalk.com

Share this page

Back
Top Bottom