Smashed A Co-Worker or Neighbor

H60D said:
I never smashed any coworkers. Its been brought up, time after time after time. All the atleast decent joints and up are super cuffed or married. The young ones too. Chick just started and is already married amd expecting at 18 :smh::smh: cant even flirt, my days be dead.
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It's no such thing as super cuffed or married at work unless their spouse\so works with them...and sometimes not even then
 
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I smashed a couple co workers

Most of them went well except for one chick who caught major feelings and I cut her off cold turkey! From that day on at work she would be rude and she would go out of her way to make me mad like if im talking to the fellas at work about the football games over the weekend she would just jump in the convo while im talking and switch it all up just to make me mad.....females :smh:


Smashed a few neighbors in high school and recently too

neighbors are the best! No clingy mess! None of the bad annoying things that comes with a girlfriend just texts building up energy only to get a late night text like "come over" to unleash all that built up sexting energy :pimp:

I only got caught up one time smashing a neighbor because my ex ended up moving back into town and she just wanted to smash and she was :smokin in the bed so I was like cool come over. Soon as she came over my neighbor pulled up next door while im walking my ex out my house :smh: took weeks to get that box back in my hands
 
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Wish I had a neighbor I could convientently knock off.. Only ever lived next to older couples.
sh0rtyy12 said:
 
haha i guess call centers are the same everywhere i worked for a call center in CT and everyone was pretty much early 20s and they all knew each other and everyone was doing each other...
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Fax bee.

Every call center ive ever worked at is like high school for the younger age groups, just more boring.

That regular proximity makes it ridiculous easy to get at each other. I have no plans for working in corporate america but I assume its the exact same thing for older adults. Married or unmarried.

No yambs shall be left undusted.
 
Law3001 said:
henz0 said:
No sex.. But I've gotten dome from a neighbor and a co-worker (both only once)

The Co-worker: Always wanted me to smash but I wasnt interested in her at all so I kept avoiding the situation all together.. One day on the least busiest day at the job she came and found me in the section I was working and asked me if I drove into work that day... Luckily for me I did and she said "lets go to your car real quick".. Guess she was just trying to show me she was about that action :smokin

Neighbor: Went to a friends baby shower a couple years back and everyone got wasted.. She ended up riding back to the block with me and that liquor mustve had her feeling extra nice because she just did all of that on her own.. Now every time I see her, in my head im like :nerd:
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These two stories are the reason why I love women. Yall boys be tryting to hard with these girls. Sometimes the best situations just happen on their own and all you can do is just sit back and enjoy
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I'm saying. I was just thinking about how every threesome story i've ever heard, even from the biggest pimps, the females initiated it.
 
H60D said:
I never smashed any coworkers. Its been brought up, time after time after time. All the atleast decent joints and up are super cuffed or married. The young ones too. Chick just started and is already married amd expecting at 18 :smh::smh: cant even flirt, my days be dead.
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Like the 7th mile the 7th mile said no such thing. Most of the chicks be in long term relationships & are married. Just from what I've seen.

You work with these females everyday so attraction builds up.
 
When I used to work in Restaurants I was a savage. Restaurants are the easiest place to get laid in. Everybody goes out after work gets drunk and sleeps with each other. I worked in 5+ restaurants and i knocked down at least 3+ at each. Honestly besides the immediate cash you get working this is the only other reason I continued to work in restaurants part time despite having a decent paying corporate job.

Now that I'm in the corporate world I chilled out. I knocked down one but she worked on a different floor. Things got weird real quick. Thank goodness I don't have to see here on the regular basis chick
 
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Bravelude said:
no, in work its called quid pro quo, its a form.of sexual harassment
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No it isnt. Quid Pro Quo means something for something, so unless you are their superior or have something they can gain from sleeping with you, it's perfectly fine.
 
never had a young girl live next to me or older chick I wanted to smash.

2 coworkers though when I use to work retail (tj maxx). tj maxx & marahalls stay hiring good looking females. da only thing I miss about retail. 1st coworker became my gf eventually for 4 years :smh: (not gone even get into that it'd be a tldr).

2nd coworker I smashed though was more like a one night stand. she'd never give me the time of day because she knew I had a gf. got invited over to her homegirl's crib by my boy (all of us worked at tj at the time) one friday night. the crazy part was I wasn't even supposed to be over there my other boy was supposed to be chilin with them but he was tired after basketball practice and flaked. I went over there with 0 expectations other than just chilling...boy was I wrong. I got over there they had already been sipping :evil: and then I joined in the festivities. after a few drinks and playing jenga (every time you knocked down a block you had to drink) we all ended up on da livng room couch watching tv. started getting flirty and touchy feely and then kissing. I gave no damns with my boy and the other shorty being on the couch (which he still make fun of me til this day about that). after they left us to be alone, we got in right in the living room on the couch. I ain't have no condoms either, so a lil bit of me is still left in that living room. that was a fun night :evil: :smokin.
 
I smashed my neighbor in college and it got annoying as hell, she would just pop in whenever she wanted

smashed a coworker my 1st year out of college in my 1st real job, probably not the best idea but I smashed her in a JCPenney dressing room on lunch :lol:
 
StillIn729 said:
I smashed my neighbor in college and it got annoying as hell, she would just pop in whenever she wanted

smashed a coworker my 1st year out of college in my 1st real job, probably not the best idea but I smashed her in a JCPenney dressing room on lunch
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Too much of a blessing, can be a burden.
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I smashed a couple of coworkers...dont remember smashing any neighbors doe..
 
Fozzy Badfeet said:
Too much of a blessing, can be a burden.:lol:
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it was great on the weekends but I would be sitting on my couch playing video games with my roommates and she would pop over and just come sit down

if she wasn't pretty hot then I would killed it a lot earlier then I did :lol:
 
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