Smashed A Co-Worker or Neighbor

Is this prevalent in the corporate settings?
Yes.
Specially if you black and look decent.
Women (specially non black ones) expect me to be some sex fiend that walks around wit a
permanent stiffy and no dambs to give... they used to be right

News flash: Women want and like to ****.
Doesnt matter where you @.

Being in close proximity can only amplify that if they are somewhat attracted to you. Had plenty neighbors and colleagues in my old life... Not a special feet... Hell, one of my former colleagues bout to have my 4th seed in a couple months..


Old?





Your wife must be pissed

Old life, I finally answerd God's call.


My wife was a former colleague lol
 
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^ oh ok

had sex with coworker but only messed around with one while on the clock. 
i tried having sex with a neighbor once but that's how they found out I was 21 and got kicked out the retirement home.



ummm you tried to sleep with a senior citizen
 
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I work corporate and man, I had no idea initially how all those stereotypes of that environment comes true. You have people cheating on their wives, managers sleeping with their secretaries, one night stands with coworkers after happy hours, etc. I even knew of a guy that was the resident male ***. He slept with like 20 girls in like a 5 year span all at work. I even knew a guy that was doing like IT stuff that got a BJ in the closet after hours by a married woman. It really is like another form of high school if the environment is right for it. My first job had only like 2 people married in my department and the rest were single. All we would do to blow steam is to go and drink. It literally made relationships which even lead to marriages for some that I know.
 
Damn what kind of "corporate" do yall work at?

Theres just too many people in my damn company, cant find time/place to smash
 
Also it depends on what kind of industry you are in. It's not like this everywhere. My industry is just really suited for it since drinking is almost part of the job since you have to talk to clients. Things just get said and personal info is shared and you just become really close with people you work with.

This happened not too long ago at a brokerage company in New Zealand. A boss slept with her coworker and both were either married or engaged. It was all caught from a person that saw it from a bar across the street. Everyone in our industry like knows about this story and yet all know that this stuff happens all the time.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ior-incident-gone-viral-spotted-Facebook.html

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Also it depends on what kind of industry you are in. It's not like this everywhere. My industry is just really suited for it since drinking is almost part of the job since you have to talk to clients. Things just get said and personal info is shared and you just become really close with people you work with.

This happened not too long ago at a brokerage company in New Zealand. A boss slept with her coworker and both were either married or engaged. It was all caught from a person that saw it from a bar across the street. Everyone in our industry like knows about this story and yet all know that this stuff happens all the time.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ior-incident-gone-viral-spotted-Facebook.html

that tweet though...

"congrats to the gentleman who made a deposit at Rabobank this evening" :rofl:
 
Why do people want to smash coworkers tho :lol:

I never understood that. That's onne thing that could ruin your career to :smh:
 
I wait until one of us quits and move in. Pretty flawless so far. I will smash a co worker though. Just don't get salty when your boy hits after you :lol: if everyone is chill it isn't s big deal.
 
@calYe2da I'm currently in that boat now i smashed a girl at work who is my current gf for 4 years and counting. You gotta share that story man [emoji]128516[/emoji]
 
Why do people want to smash coworkers tho :lol:

I never understood that. That's onne thing that could ruin your career to :smh:

it could also help your career :nerd:




smashed this girl when i was working retail.

she'd give me top in the backstore, i'd bang her in the toilet, good times.
 
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All this don't ruin your career nonsense, bruh who gives a **** if you young working at the mall. Ain't nobody over the age of thirty doing that **** :lol:

Just admit nobody was throwing some of yall the p back at sears
 
All this don't ruin your career nonsense, bruh who gives a **** if you young working at the mall. Ain't nobody over the age of thirty doing that **** :lol:

Just admit nobody was throwing some of yall the p back at sears

Girls love the office hookup. I saw this on an episode of girl code when I was hanging out with my sister. I thought it was a joke but she assured me its real.
 
Girls love the office hookup. I saw this on an episode of girl code when I was hanging out with my sister. I thought it was a joke but she assured me its real.
Well yeah they been talking about you with the other coworkers since you started, so now they get to brag and be the center of the gossip circle at work.

They have a NEED for that. Even if they only tell one person. Just like they need instagram likes.
 
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