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At some of these stories. I'm glad I went to an elite prep school where I didn't have to deal with these sorts of things is all I can say.

Man I went to an elite prep school for HS and got stories for days smh lol.

My hustle in 9th and 10th grade was selling CDs in school.

My older bro would help me download an album or mixtape that leaked online or already came out. We'd burn the Cd's and sell it for $5-$8 to the rich white kids. They never ratted me out.

To this day they say I'm the one that put them on to Lil Wayne before he got hot in '08 and they feel proud about it lol. :pimp:
 
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There was this kid who brought the ratchet to school one day and made the mistake of telling a few people. This extremely religious kid overheard and told the assistant principal....dude got his locker popped open and the gun was there. Obviously dude got suspended on the spot but the religious kid caught mad ish for it from plenty of students. Logically speaking he did the right thing but a bunch of young dudes ain't thinking like that. Eventually they eased up on him but he still had it pretty rough.
 
Man I went to an elite prep school for HS and got stories for days smh lol.

I have stories too, but some of the stuff people said here is just wild. They would have been tossed out of the school that same day without even a chance to explain.
 
I have stories too, but some of the stuff people said here is just wild. They would have been tossed out of the school that same day without even a chance to explain.

I know what you mean mane. I transitioned from a hood public school to an elite private prep HS. Let's just say there was an adjustment period. You could get in trouble for anything [emoji]128514[/emoji].
 
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At some of these stories. I'm glad I went to an elite prep school where I didn't have to deal with these sorts of things is all I can say.
it was soooo much fun

you missed out bruh
 
it was soooo much fun
you missed out bruh

In the short run sure maybe. I mean the guys I played ball with in the neighborhood constantly told me some stories too. But looking back, the school I attended helped mold me into who I am today because of the discipline, the rigorous environment, and high expectations. I have zero regrets and I did have an option of going to a top public school in NYC if I chose to go that route.
 
In the short run sure maybe. I mean the guys I played ball with in the neighborhood constantly told me some stories too. But looking back, the school I attended helped mold me into who I am today because of the discipline, the rigorous environment, and high expectations. I have zero regrets and I did have an option of going to a top public school in NYC if I chose to go that route.
you sound like you made out of honey buns, i hate the snobbery your pouring into da thread
 
I got suspended for doing the stone cold stunner on a female that I had a crush on. **** sounds crazy but I was a wild boy during middle school. I also made a comic book that ******* on and clowned on people I didn't like. My comic was mad popular and I sold it for a dollar. Unfortunately my principal acquired a copy of my comic and wasn't amused. She wasnt a fan of my creativity. I pulled the turban off a dude at my school. I disrespected his culture by pulling off his turban but I didn't give a damn lol. I smoked weed with my math teacher. I threw a CD player at my science teacher for attempting to throw salt in my game. I used to ditch school everyday during high school and hang w my Samoan and Tongan homies smoking weed, banging broads, and punking squares. I had so much fun being a rebel during elementary, middle school, and high school that I'm surprised that I haven't caught eight bodies like aaron Hernandez.
 
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I remember back in 1st grade I once sat next to this NTthick girl. And she used to hide lunchables on her lap during class to snack on. One day she was drinking milk in class and she farted loud while it was quite and everyone look in our direction and she said in her squeaky voice "IT WAS YOU!!!!"


FDB.
 
I got suspended for doing the stone cold stunner on a female that I had a crush on. **** sounds crazy but I was a wild boy during middle school. I also made a comic book that ******* on and crowned on people I didn't like. My comic was mad popular and I sold it for a dollar. Unfortunately my principal acquired a copy of my comic and wasn't amused. She wasnt a fan of my creativity. I pulled the turban off a dude at my school. I disrespected his culture by pulling off his turban but I didn't give a damn lol. I smoked weed with my math teacher. I threw a CD player at my science teacher for attempting to throw salt in my game. I used to ditch school everyday during high school and hang w my Samoan and Tongan homies smoking weed, banging broads, and punking squares. I had so much fun being a rebel during elementary, middle school, and high school that I'm surprised that I haven't caught eight bodies like aaron Hernandez.

Now I know why your laptop gets stolen in the middle of the afternoon and why you constantly get c-blocked at the bar every weekend
 
In middle school one of the subs at the beginning of class told us how he had fought in the korean war and he suffered from ptsd. One dude in my class threw some pennies at the board and the sub got down on the ground and screamed "HOLD YOUR FIRE". 
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Also in middle school this one asian kid would pull his pants down and show the girls his pubes. They were freaked out but never told the teacher. He even cut his pubes and placed em on this guys head in class once. Nobody said a word and he never knew.

One dude had to use the bathroom in 7th grade and told the teacher it was an emergency. As soon as he gets up to leave, a trail of poop follows him and he had a huge brown stain on his pants lol. 

In high school one dude took xanax, vomited on himself and passed out in the hall. 
 
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In 7th or 8th grade this girl in our grade who was kinda quiet ******* herself in 2nd period and didn't tell anyone until like 4th or 5th. So she walked around the whole school with dookie drawers and literally stank up the ENTIRE 4 story building.

All the girls were super supportive and nice to her, but once the guys found out who it was, there was no mercy. :smh:

At recess like 10 of us walked past her as a group of girls were trying to be friendly and protective and we all exclaimed "OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT SMELL" while staring her in the face. :smh:

There was this nerdy white girl in our 6th grade class named Paulina who we all picked on and laughed at for no reason. One time after school a bunch of boys all ganged up on her. Didn't even do anything to her, just jumped around her in a circle yelling PAULINA! PAULINA! She ran home sobbing :smh:

One time our teacher was late or something and me and 2 or 3 friends were looking out of the door to see if a sub would show up. Paulina came over to ask if anyone was coming and 2 of my friends just said "**** OFF PAULINA. YOU UGLY ***** NOBODY WAS TALKING TO YOU." She just walked away quietly. :smh:

In we had this fat girl named Jenny who everyone also bullied. In like 7th grade recess one time, literally the entire grade began to ridicule her. I'm talking like at least 200 kids. An entire crowd circled around her, pushed her around, laughed at her. I just remember someone throwing a football high as **** in the air and hitting her square in the face and then a massively thunderous amount of laughter like at a Pryor concert. She ran inside the school sobbing :smh: I think her crib burned down too at some point :smh:

Our middle school was in bensonhurst and full of Asians and Europeans, but there were plenty of street catz in the making from places like East NY, Flatbush, Brownsville etc. I'm talking 12 year old gangbangers. In 8th grade when the kids were lining up to go inside after recess, the street catz would line up inside the building, and as asian or nerdy kids walked in, they would punch them in the head or spit on them :smh:

One time a group of 6th grade street catz jumped one of my white 8th grade contemporaries after school and broke his leg :smh: he was on crutches the whole year :smh: he was a good kid man :smh:

One time this crazy Eastern European kid named Gordei threw a smoke bomb at one of the meanest administrators during lunch. I'm talking this was literally on the same level to us as 9/11 was to adults. She was running and screaming because she thought she was on fire. Entire lunchroom was smoked out. At recess dude was shaking amd stammering like he had caught a body. Everybody knew who did it through word of mouth, and someone obviously snitched because the lady ran up to him at recess, yoked him up and screamed YOU WILL NEVER SET FOOT IN THIS SCHOOL AGAIN. He was back like next week :lol:

The black street catz and Albanian/Italian thugs would jump and rob the Asians. I was in a tough spot because by 8th grade they threw me in the class with the street catz and I was able to make friends with them because I was a funny, goofy kid and they liked me, but I still was good friends with the Asians because I was in the smarter classes in 6th and 7th grade.

One time this girl put lotion on her hand and slapped this kid Raymond across the head, causing him to lose literally all his hair in a manner of minutes. Dude was pretty popular with the girls and spent the entire day crying in every class with a harem of girls surrounding and consoling him. Everyone was out for blood. The girl who did it left for home early and like 3 different kids came to me on different occasions and told me how I should join them in going to her house and jumping her. I'm talking lynch mob.

That's all I can think of right now but there are definitely plenty more :smh: middle school was wild man :smh:
 
Prepare for some grimey *** stories


In 7th or 8th grade this girl in our grade who was kinda quiet ******* herself in 2nd period and didn't tell anyone until like 4th or 5th. So she walked around the whole school with dookie drawers and literally stank up the ENTIRE 4 story building.

All the girls were super supportive and nice to her, but once the guys found out who it was, there was no mercy.
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At recess like 10 of us walked past her as a group of girls were trying to be friendly and protective and we all exclaimed "OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT SMELL" while staring her in the face.
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There was this nerdy white girl in our 6th grade class named Paulina who we all picked on and laughed at for no reason. One time after school a bunch of boys all ganged up on her. Didn't even do anything to her, just jumped around her in a circle yelling PAULINA! PAULINA! She ran home sobbing
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One time our teacher was late or something and me and 2 or 3 friends were looking out of the door to see if a sub would show up. Paulina came over to ask if anyone was coming and 2 of my friends just said "**** OFF PAULINA. YOU UGLY ***** NOBODY WAS TALKING TO YOU." She just walked away quietly.
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In we had this fat girl named Jenny who everyone also bullied. In like 7th grade recess one time, literally the entire grade began to ridicule her. I'm talking like at least 200 kids. An entire crowd circled around her, pushed her around, laughed at her. I just remember someone throwing a football high as **** in the air and hitting her square in the face and then a massively thunderous amount of laughter like at a Pryor concert. She ran inside the school sobbing
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I think her crib burned down too at some point
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Our middle school was in bensonhurst and full of Asians and Europeans, but there were plenty of street catz in the making from places like East NY, Flatbush, Brownsville etc. I'm talking 12 year old gangbangers. In 8th grade when the kids were lining up to go inside after recess, the street catz would line up inside the building, and as asian or nerdy kids walked in, they would punch them in the head or spit on them
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One time a group of 6th grade street catz jumped one of my white 8th grade contemporaries after school and broke his leg
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he was on crutches the whole year
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he was a good kid man
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One time this crazy Eastern European kid named Gordei threw a smoke bomb at one of the meanest administrators during lunch. I'm talking this was literally on the same level to us as 9/11 was to adults. She was running and screaming because she thought she was on fire. Entire lunchroom was smoked out. At recess dude was shaking amd stammering like he had caught a body. Everybody knew who did it through word of mouth, and someone obviously snitched because the lady ran up to him at recess, yoked him up and screamed YOU WILL NEVER SET FOOT IN THIS SCHOOL AGAIN. He was back like next week
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The black street catz and Albanian/Italian thugs would jump and rob the Asians. I was in a tough spot because by 8th grade they threw me in the class with the street catz and I was able to make friends with them because I was a funny, goofy kid and they liked me, but I still was good friends with the Asians because I was in the smarter classes in 6th and 7th grade.

One time this girl put lotion on her hand and slapped this kid Raymond across the head, causing him to lose literally all his hair in a manner of minutes. Dude was pretty popular with the girls and spent the entire day crying in every class with a harem of girls surrounding and consoling him. Everyone was out for blood. The girl who did it left for home early and like 3 different kids came to me on different occasions and told me how I should join them in going to her house and jumping her. I'm talking lynch mob.

That's all I can think of right now but there are definitely plenty more
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middle school was wild man
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you little ***** 
 
Prepare for some grimey *** stories


In 7th or 8th grade this girl in our grade who was kinda quiet ******* herself in 2nd period and didn't tell anyone until like 4th or 5th. So she walked around the whole school with dookie drawers and literally stank up the ENTIRE 4 story building.

All the girls were super supportive and nice to her, but once the guys found out who it was, there was no mercy. :smh:

At recess like 10 of us walked past her as a group of girls were trying to be friendly and protective and we all exclaimed "OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT SMELL" while staring her in the face. :smh:

There was this nerdy white girl in our 6th grade class named Paulina who we all picked on and laughed at for no reason. One time after school a bunch of boys all ganged up on her. Didn't even do anything to her, just jumped around her in a circle yelling PAULINA! PAULINA! She ran home sobbing :smh:

One time our teacher was late or something and me and 2 or 3 friends were looking out of the door to see if a sub would show up. Paulina came over to ask if anyone was coming and 2 of my friends just said "**** OFF PAULINA. YOU UGLY ***** NOBODY WAS TALKING TO YOU." She just walked away quietly. :smh:

In we had this fat girl named Jenny who everyone also bullied. In like 7th grade recess one time, literally the entire grade began to ridicule her. I'm talking like at least 200 kids. An entire crowd circled around her, pushed her around, laughed at her. I just remember someone throwing a football high as **** in the air and hitting her square in the face and then a massively thunderous amount of laughter like at a Pryor concert. She ran inside the school sobbing :smh: I think her crib burned down too at some point :smh:

Our middle school was in bensonhurst and full of Asians and Europeans, but there were plenty of street catz in the making from places like East NY, Flatbush, Brownsville etc. I'm talking 12 year old gangbangers. In 8th grade when the kids were lining up to go inside after recess, the street catz would line up inside the building, and as asian or nerdy kids walked in, they would punch them in the head or spit on them :smh:

One time a group of 6th grade street catz jumped one of my white 8th grade contemporaries after school and broke his leg :smh: he was on crutches the whole year :smh: he was a good kid man :smh:

One time this crazy Eastern European kid named Gordei threw a smoke bomb at one of the meanest administrators during lunch. I'm talking this was literally on the same level to us as 9/11 was to adults. She was running and screaming because she thought she was on fire. Entire lunchroom was smoked out. At recess dude was shaking amd stammering like he had caught a body. Everybody knew who did it through word of mouth, and someone obviously snitched because the lady ran up to him at recess, yoked him up and screamed YOU WILL NEVER SET FOOT IN THIS SCHOOL AGAIN. He was back like next week :lol:

The black street catz and Albanian/Italian thugs would jump and rob the Asians. I was in a tough spot because by 8th grade they threw me in the class with the street catz and I was able to make friends with them because I was a funny, goofy kid and they liked me, but I still was good friends with the Asians because I was in the smarter classes in 6th and 7th grade.

One time this girl put lotion on her hand and slapped this kid Raymond across the head, causing him to lose literally all his hair in a manner of minutes. Dude was pretty popular with the girls and spent the entire day crying in every class with a harem of girls surrounding and consoling him. Everyone was out for blood. The girl who did it left for home early and like 3 different kids came to me on different occasions and told me how I should join them in going to her house and jumping her. I'm talking lynch mob.

That's all I can think of right now but there are definitely plenty more :smh: middle school was wild man :smh:

lol why yall bullying girls so much
 
One time this chick stood up in science class and had period blood on her skirt. She then changed into sweatpants.
 
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