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In 8th grade, this dude kept messing with me in class and I got fed up and started yelling at him. I got sent to the dean's office and got suspended for 5 days. :smh: my mom was pissed that I got in trouble and he didn't. She goes up to the superintendent's office. (I think the superintendent wanted my mama :lol:) My mom gets the suspension appealed and I'm back at school in two days. About 4 years later, that dude got shot 4 times and died. :frown:
 
Sneekaz said:
yall attended prison school or some ****? :lol: these stories
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:lol: I went to an Alternative school in 3rd grade. (I was a badass kid man :lol: :smh: ) I was in school with some hood ******. :lol: These dudes was 17-18 years old and I'm 9. One day, the whole school was on lockdown because someone had Coke and weed. We didn't get out of school until 5. My *** was shook. :lol: I remember at a school dance this girl who was like 16 years started dancing with me. She told me at I was cute and gave me a kiss. :pimp: Also this white girl in my class liked me a lot. :pimp: She was kind of cute and she was about two years older than me. Low key she was kind of crazy. :lol: But my eye was on this one girl on my bus. She looked like Raven-Symone with glasses. :pimp: (My childhood crush) She was one out those early developed 14 year-olds. She had some nice ****. :pimp: Also she was cool as hell. We would talk about Yu-Gi-Oh and Spongbob together. But, I never built up the nerve to ask her. :smh: That's a few stories that I have.
 
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KingdomFlatbush said:
Really our recess was just the entire grade standing around and talking. There were like 4 walls for handball and a basketball hoop. Some kids played football but like I said, mostly standing around and talking :lol:
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Dat privelege

During middle school recess, cats were rolling dice, while others were sharpening toothbrushes on the pavement, to make makeshift knives just incase something popped off. One of my mans actually use to make these and sell em for $5 a pop during recess. He got suspended for a week, but during his suspension he use to sneak out of his crib while his parents were at work and ride his bike down to the school during recess to break bread with us. He use to be on the other side of the fence, so no teacher could really say anything to him. He was the first dude I knew to bring Alize to school.
 
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Ahh, my childhood. Where to begin...

We made our third grade teacher cry once. **** was crazy because she just broke down in the middle of class. We were some bad ***** though :lol:

I remember me and pretty much all of the guys in my middle school used to be HEAVY into wrestling. We used to go around pretending to be NWO red and black/white and black and beef with each other :lol:. We used to go around and do the "Suck It" thing to girls like XPac :lol:

Down here in San Diego we have this thing called 6th grade camp where all of the kids from the San Diego City School district went to camp at Palomar mountain for a week. You would pack a duffle bag and a sleeping bag then a bunch of school buses would take you up to the mountain. It was dope because you got to meet kids from other schools and hit on girls you'd never see otherwise :smokin. I remember getting sick one time from ODing on chocolate milk :lol:

One time in 8th grade one of my boys was full on sprinting over to us from across the blacktop at lunch and tripped and ate ****. This was lunch period so everybody was out and saw him. My boy, without skipping a beat, started counting off like he was doing push ups :lol:. This ***** had the nerve to start at "97" :lol:

One time in high school me, my little brother and a few of our boys went to a school dance in pj's and no drawers :lol: I bought these silky ones just for the occasion :lol:. Someone told the girls beforehand and they were grinding on us extra hard that night. Especially the white girls :smokin

This last one's kind of long so I'll spoiler it

Senior year in high school me and my friends Randy and Lamarcus decided to ditch school. Randy had a car so we all got in and started driving around the city. We didn't know where to go so I suggested going across town to my girl's school. We get there during lunch time and of course we stick out (hats weren't allowed at her school and I was wearing one, also we were the only kids at lunch wearing backpacks :lol:). We end up splitting up and I go talk to a few people I know there and my friends go do their own thing. Eventually my girls finds me (word gets out that I'm there) and we chill for a little.
.....The bell rings and and I don't know where my boys are so I'm like ****, I'm stuck. My girl tells me to just come to her class and even though im skepticle at first, I agree. Man, her teacher had to be the dumbest teacher ever! I was in there answering questions, taking notes, the whole nine :lol:. At one point I raised my hand and she was like "oh, I've never seen you before. Are you new to the class?" :lol:. I told her yea I just transferred and that my name was Mike :lol:. I knew some of the other students in the class and one of them, my boy Antwon, was like "HEY MIKE, YOU NEED SOME PAPER FOR NOTES!?" :lol:. He had to say it twice because I forgot that was supposed to be me :lol:. Eventually I get bored and decide to leave. When I do, my girl and like 6 other students just walk out with me lol. I eventually find my boys and find out they got picked up by security for loitering and trespassing and had to appear in court :lol:. I was clowning them on the way back to school because it was my idea to go and nothing happened to me :rofl:
 
BOStoIAH said:
One time in like the 4th grade we had this FAT substitute. Like she had to have been 400 lbs. Anyways she was helping some kid in the row behind me and my friend's. She was bending over and her butt was directly behind my friend's head. i tapped him to turn around and his face was just nose deep in that ***. never laughed so hard in my life
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HILARIOUS
 
PJDaBullsfan said:
In 8th grade, this dude kept messing with me in class and I got fed up and started yelling at him. I got sent to the dean's office and got suspended for 5 days. :smh: my mom was pissed that I got in trouble and he didn't. She goes up to the superintendent's office. (I think the superintendent wanted my mama :lol:) My mom gets the suspension appealed and I'm back at school in two days. About 4 years later, that dude got shot 4 times and died. :frown:
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Be honest with us papi...








You clapped him didn't you :nerd:
 
KingdomFlatbush said:
Prepare for some grimey *** stories


In 7th or 8th grade this girl in our grade who was kinda quiet ******* herself in 2nd period and didn't tell anyone until like 4th or 5th. So she walked around the whole school with dookie drawers and literally stank up the ENTIRE 4 story building.

All the girls were super supportive and nice to her, but once the guys found out who it was, there was no mercy. :smh:

At recess like 10 of us walked past her as a group of girls were trying to be friendly and protective and we all exclaimed "OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT SMELL" while staring her in the face. :smh:

There was this nerdy white girl in our 6th grade class named Paulina who we all picked on and laughed at for no reason. One time after school a bunch of boys all ganged up on her. Didn't even do anything to her, just jumped around her in a circle yelling PAULINA! PAULINA! She ran home sobbing :smh:

One time our teacher was late or something and me and 2 or 3 friends were looking out of the door to see if a sub would show up. Paulina came over to ask if anyone was coming and 2 of my friends just said "**** OFF PAULINA. YOU UGLY ***** NOBODY WAS TALKING TO YOU." She just walked away quietly. :smh:

In we had this fat girl named Jenny who everyone also bullied. In like 7th grade recess one time, literally the entire grade began to ridicule her. I'm talking like at least 200 kids. An entire crowd circled around her, pushed her around, laughed at her. I just remember someone throwing a football high as **** in the air and hitting her square in the face and then a massively thunderous amount of laughter like at a Pryor concert. She ran inside the school sobbing :smh: I think her crib burned down too at some point :smh:

Our middle school was in bensonhurst and full of Asians and Europeans, but there were plenty of street catz in the making from places like East NY, Flatbush, Brownsville etc. I'm talking 12 year old gangbangers. In 8th grade when the kids were lining up to go inside after recess, the street catz would line up inside the building, and as asian or nerdy kids walked in, they would punch them in the head or spit on them :smh:

One time a group of 6th grade street catz jumped one of my white 8th grade contemporaries after school and broke his leg :smh: he was on crutches the whole year :smh: he was a good kid man :smh:

One time this crazy Eastern European kid named Gordei threw a smoke bomb at one of the meanest administrators during lunch. I'm talking this was literally on the same level to us as 9/11 was to adults. She was running and screaming because she thought she was on fire. Entire lunchroom was smoked out. At recess dude was shaking amd stammering like he had caught a body. Everybody knew who did it through word of mouth, and someone obviously snitched because the lady ran up to him at recess, yoked him up and screamed YOU WILL NEVER SET FOOT IN THIS SCHOOL AGAIN. He was back like next week :lol:

The black street catz and Albanian/Italian thugs would jump and rob the Asians. I was in a tough spot because by 8th grade they threw me in the class with the street catz and I was able to make friends with them because I was a funny, goofy kid and they liked me, but I still was good friends with the Asians because I was in the smarter classes in 6th and 7th grade.

One time this girl put lotion on her hand and slapped this kid Raymond across the head, causing him to lose literally all his hair in a manner of minutes. Dude was pretty popular with the girls and spent the entire day crying in every class with a harem of girls surrounding and consoling him. Everyone was out for blood. The girl who did it left for home early and like 3 different kids came to me on different occasions and told me how I should join them in going to her house and jumping her. I'm talking lynch mob.

That's all I can think of right now but there are definitely plenty more :smh: middle school was wild man :smh:
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paulina is prbly a trained killer now cuz of yall ******** :rofl:
 
some of these stories just corrupted. u cant tease people with disability or challenges that way. wat a shame
 
Bravelude said:
some of these stories just corrupted. u cant tease people with disability or challenges that way. wat a shame
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hopefully most of these dudes postin grew up and matured a bit.

most, if not all kids acted foolish like the stories posted here (to varying degrees). for better or worse, part of being a kid is doing stupid stuff immature stuff. if you still actin this way as an adult, thats inexcusable.
 
Mojodmonky1 said:
hopefully most of these dudes postin grew up and matured a bit.

most, if not all kids acted foolish like the stories posted here (to varying degrees). for better or worse, part of being a kid is doing stupid stuff immature stuff. if you still actin this way as an adult, thats inexcusable.
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This is why I laugh when people go ":smh: smh this generation" when we had kids laughing at handicapped kids and fashioning shivs at recess
 
KingdomFlatbush said:
Mojodmonky1 said:
hopefully most of these dudes postin grew up and matured a bit.

most, if not all kids acted foolish like the stories posted here (to varying degrees). for better or worse, part of being a kid is doing stupid stuff immature stuff. if you still actin this way as an adult, thats inexcusable.
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This is why I laugh when people go ":smh: smh this generation" when we had kids laughing at handicapped kids and fashioning shivs at recess
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fashioning shivs is something i never experienced in school but i grew up in the relative safety of the burbs hahahaha. the worst we did was steal a few bikes or pop the hood of someones car to mess with it.

but youre right. kids of all generations were jackholes.
 
One I can remember off the top of my head was this kid named chad in the 7th grade who had this weird fart problem. At first it was cool, everyone giggle for like a min or two and then move on but then this ***** got to a point where he would fart uncontrollably every 2 mins. He would then start blaming on other people with a dead serious face. Everytime he'd fart my old *** teacher would scream "did you take your medicine!?" :rofl:

...just thought about this nice girl named Kimberly who was so sweet in the 3rd grade. She would always offer her snacks and lunch to anyone who didn't have any. One day a roach crawled out her book bag when she opened it and the class let her have it. She started crying. I was the only one that didn't think it was funny and felt bad because she was always so nice to me and welcomed me when I was a new student. Her parents moves her to another school a week after because she didn't wanna be there anymore and our teacher took away recess from us for the rest of the year :wow: makes me sad thinking about it still damn near 20 years later
 
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lamekilla said:
One I can remember off the top of my head was this kid named chad in the 7th grade who had this weird fart problem. At first it was cool, everyone giggle for like a min or two and then move on but then this ***** got to a point where he would fart uncontrollably every 2 mins. He would then start blaming on other people with a dead serious face. Everytime he'd fart my old *** teacher would scream "did you take your medicine!?" :rofl:

...just thought about this nice girl named Kimberly who was so sweet in the 3rd grade. She would always offer her snacks and lunch to anyone who didn't have any. One day a roach crawled out her book bag when she opened it and the class let her have it. She started crying. I was the only one that didn't think it was funny and felt bad because she was always so nice to me and welcomed me when I was a new student. Her parents moves her to another school a week after because she didn't wanna be there anymore and our teacher took away recess from us for the rest of the year :wow: makes me sad thinking about it still damn near 20 years later
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I just shed a tear, B

Look her up on Facebook and reconnect with shorty, pa. Put a bun in her oven
 
i'm in 7th grade and I think I'm sam fisher. So i'm running into the restricted area outside the border of school hiding in the trees just tryna lay low and stay invisible. friends think it's funny pointing me out to the lunch monitor woman and I'm pissing my pants. So I sprint past her and run into the school , even change clothes. blend in the crowd assassin's creed style to get to class and everyone is telling me the lunch monitor woman is right behind me staring at me. busted. I still don't know how she spotted me


I was with my boys and we all bunched together, out of nowhere I threw a snowball at a lunch monitor lady and she started crying. funny part was nobody knew I threw it and they were pointing out innocent peeps. **** was funny
 
KingdomFlatbush said:
Mojodmonky1 said:
hopefully most of these dudes postin grew up and matured a bit.

most, if not all kids acted foolish like the stories posted here (to varying degrees). for better or worse, part of being a kid is doing stupid stuff immature stuff. if you still actin this way as an adult, thats inexcusable.
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This is why I laugh when people go ":smh: smh this generation" when we had kids laughing at handicapped kids and fashioning shivs at recess
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I remember in high school all the blacks and Mexicans were beefin one time and my boy Ladonte (R.I.P) came to school with this thing on his hand that looked like a cross between brass knuckles and a pitch fork :lol:. We all looked at him like :wow:. Like bruh, the **** were you gonna do with that? :lol:
 
so this kid Brandon used to live in our apartments and went to our middle school...he ALWAYS talked **** how if we ever hurt him we would get his brother to beat are ***....so one day coming home from school he was walking by the road and a car came so me and blake (best friend) started pushing him toward the the road as the car came..he was screaming and crying and he ran home..later that day we were playing baseball and his brother ran at full speed behind me and tackled me, jumped on top of me and strait up beat my ***. i ran beside the building with blake and we cleaned me up (i was bleeding alot)...we came up with the best idea....we both had some daisy Pellet gun pistols we would shoot the otters with so we were gonna put them to use..next day coming from school we came up to him as he was walking by the lake in the apartments.. i pushed him in the water (this is November 
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) and he shoots up pissed off and mad.he gets up ready to fight and that's when when we pull them out from our waists..his eyes get big asf and he tried to run but we get him on the ground....i put the gun to his head and said go get your brother *****..hes crying so much and we make him swear no matter what we ever do hes not gonna say anything or were gonna kill him...kid pisses himself and is sitting there promising he wont. 

honestly i look back and feel soooo bad for what i did. i was such a **** and truly feel bad for the kid. he was one of those kids who set himself up in a lot of situations to get bullied but man i look bad at all the times i bullied that kid and it makes me mad how i was and pisses me off 
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I have sooo many stories from when i lived there...best moments of my life man 
 
FlyNY said:
lamekilla said:
One I can remember off the top of my head was this kid named chad in the 7th grade who had this weird fart problem. At first it was cool, everyone giggle for like a min or two and then move on but then this ***** got to a point where he would fart uncontrollably every 2 mins. He would then start blaming on other people with a dead serious face. Everytime he'd fart my old *** teacher would scream "did you take your medicine!?" :rofl:

...just thought about this nice girl named Kimberly who was so sweet in the 3rd grade. She would always offer her snacks and lunch to anyone who didn't have any. One day a roach crawled out her book bag when she opened it and the class let her have it. She started crying. I was the only one that didn't think it was funny and felt bad because she was always so nice to me and welcomed me when I was a new student. Her parents moves her to another school a week after because she didn't wanna be there anymore and our teacher took away recess from us for the rest of the year :wow: makes me sad thinking about it still damn near 20 years later
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I just shed a tear, B

Look her up on Facebook and reconnect with shorty, pa. Put a bun in her oven
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agreed, her struggle made her an adult way before you guys could be allowed into pg13 movies. sounds like she'd be an awesome person right now.
 
Mojodmonky1 said:
fashioning shivs is something i never experienced in school but i grew up in the relative safety of the burbs hahahaha. the worst we did was steal a few bikes or pop the hood of someones car to mess with it.

but youre right. kids of all generations were jackholes.
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Mojodmonky1 said:
hopefully most of these dudes postin grew up and matured a bit.

most, if not all kids acted foolish like the stories posted here (to varying degrees). for better or worse, part of being a kid is doing stupid stuff immature stuff. if you still actin this way as an adult, thats inexcusable.
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I understand and I'm just saying.  The 'softness' comes from the technological shift in society.  It's kind of the revolutions, industrial, tech, etc.  Some how this 'shift' into tech is much more different because the new generation is so entrapped w/ the digital world they are forgetting the 'real' world.
 
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