Official Uncle Denzel gif & img thread

[doublemesh96]

 



"if this ***** hit me the grondhog gon be his mail man''

 

[youngpablo]

Uncle zel doesnt use tooth floss...he takes a small piece of a plastic paper bag stretches out and thatll work just fine...

 

[lovehateself]

 
Uncle Zel still has and uses Murrays Pomade.

fixed

 

 

[RustyShackleford]

^^^ Been using the same can since 1998.

 

[art vandelay]

^^^ still almost full to this day.

 

[the qbz]

Uncle zel face darker than his legs..... chocolate in the face feet color of dry sand

 

[youngcfromthad]

Uncle Zel still has and uses Royal Crown Pamade.

So much truth in this whole thread. My uncle use Royal Crown to this day. How is it still in production.

 

[art vandelay]

A part of Unc died when GM announced they will no longer produce Oldsmobiles.

 

[wavycrocket]

Uncle Zel has all the copies of JET magazine in his bathroom.

Uncle Zel still faps to beauty of the week in the magazine.

Page 62 .

Fax

 

[rrlegend]

Uncle zel cashs his checks at the liqour store and keeps his cash in a purple crown royal bag

 

[rocman23]

Uncle Zel has all the copies of JET magazine in his bathroom.

Uncle Zel still faps to beauty of the week in the magazine.

Page 62 .

Fax

Nah b, that joint is like page 42 or 43. I remember from them dial up days and not wanting to let mom know i was getting online late as ****. Beauty of the week did the trick.

 

[servechilled81]

 
Unc still burns CDs. To cassettes though.

"Aunt Shirley" smokes, but she has a cigarette pouch with a pocket for her lighter.

 Her cigarette of choice is Virginia Slims. Not her favorite, but Unc will get her for her smokes if she smoked Newport 100s, and he'll complain that she should start buying "Shorts" because that is what he prefers.

bruh, that coin purse lol  this is too real, auntie keeps the cigarette pouch and a Busch tall boy on deck at all times

 

[gold slugs]

Dont even try to tell tio zel his fajitas dont have flavor and theyre more chewy then gum.
"Stay over there and **** and bring me a cold beer lil vato"

"Im the one that showed your daddy how to grill"

 

[gold slugs]

If tio zel sees you eyein a chick and you aint tryna holla at her, he days "***** you better go over there and werk that jelly 4 ya unk let her hold sumn"

 

[lovehateself]

tio zel tells you to put more chile on the carne asada when you complain about it being burnt

tio zel pulls up to the spot bumping los temerarios and los bukis out the 87 iroc

 

[SC kid]

Tito zel eats pish and rice wit his hands.

Rockin da tsinelas and da see through white button up

 

[lovehateself]

tio zel's house is the spot to be for family get togethers, he goes all out with 

birria de chivo, and has the  cazo with carnitas, tripitas and chicharron

tio zel pimp game so good, hes got a wife and a girlfriend...in both countries

 

[gold slugs]

Tio zel bangs screwed up tropa F

Better throw your empty beer cans to the side when your drankin wit him, you know dam well he goes and recycles them *****

 

[lovehateself]

tio zel still displays his vicente fernandez movies, on vhs

tio zel either looks like vicente fernandez or  marco antonio solis

tio zel says "dos mujeres un camino" was based on him 

 

[Sir San Diego]

Which one is tio Zel?

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

The ice cube looking one..

 

[Sir San Diego]

Tio Zel has ostrich skin wallabees and a belt to match custom made in TJ.

Tio Zel calls all his girlfriends, wives, and significant others his "Leeenda".

Tio Zel prefers his paint on his old school with the metallic chip glitter effect.

Tio Zel doesn't waste any part of the pig or cow. It all goes on tacos.

When Tio Zel puts on his vest, his cowboy hat and his boots... Dammmmit he looks charp huh?

When Tio Zel is about to disrespect you he says "no dishrespeck... budddum..."

 

[frink85]

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Grew up in the Philippines and this is what my uncle does everytime  

I grew up in the states and it's still the same except needs more empty red horse bottles and some isaw/pulutan

Also Tito Zel got the bootleg faded tore up Lakers jersey with the bottom pulled up over his beer gut

 

[lovehateself]

tio zel's favorite saying is ...

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

tio zel was the best quebradita dancer back in his day, even has trophies from el parral 

 

[gold slugs]

Tio zel calls everyone a 'pinche wey'

Tio zel will party all night, wake up in the mornin and be at the pool hall 2 hrs and 27 min later

When tio zel is tryna tell you what chick hes talmbout he says, la chichonnnaaaa weyyyyy