Official Uncle Denzel gif & img thread

[Chiron]

Tito Zel got the most broke jump shot, but the only thing he wants to do is jack up jumpers

Uncle zel never actually leaves the ground when shooting jumpers but his arms are raised so high he releases from the same height anyway

 

[frink85]

Uncle zel never actually leaves the ground when shooting jumpers but his arms are raised so high he releases from the same height anyway

we must have the same uncle/tito

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[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

Tito Zel got the most broke jump shot, but the only thing he wants to do is jack up jumpers

Uncle zel never actually leaves the ground when shooting jumpers but his arms are raised so high he releases from the same height anyway

Nah Uncle Zel is jumping his highest off of his sky hook!!

Uncle Zel never leaves the ground but somehow is rebounding like Barkley..

 

[blastercombo]

Tito zel cheats but calls it "old school".

 

[Mark Antony]

Why the hell we all got these uncles. Tio, Zel, and Daniel.

 

[gold slugs]

Tio zel is that ol skoo playa that be mackin on chicks sittin in the car. You see him bent over movin his hands while he talks, then when you see him lean over the car wit his forearms over the roof its a wrap.

 

[art vandelay]

After a long day Unc soaks his feet in Epsom Salt.

 

[RustyShackleford]

Uncle Zel and Tio Zel have been homeboys since grade schools and at the same time are sworn enemies.

There friendship turned sideways during the Roberto Duran v. Leonard fight.

 

[art vandelay]

Tio zel is that ol skoo playa that be mackin on chicks sittin in the car. You see him bent over movin his hands while he talks, then when you see him lean over the car wit his forearms over the roof its a wrap.

I don't have a tio Zel, but damned if I haven't seen the forearms crossed leaning over the roof, Zel is super throwed at this point.

 

[SC kid]

Wenever tita zel invites uncle zels family over for dinner uncle zel stays home cuz tito zel still hasnt returned his vhs copy of wrestlemania 6 where hulk hogan fought ultimate warrior.

 

[lovehateself]

Tio zel cried when Julio Cesar Chavez lost to de la Hoya

 

[gold slugs]

One time tio zel was messin wit auntie shirley and uncle zel got suspicious. Tio zel had to keep it coo and sucker uncle zel over with margaritas, fajitas, and flour tortillas. Nunadat corn ****.

 

[RustyShackleford]

Tio zel cried when Julio Cesar Chavez lost to de la Hoya

Yet Tio Zel is a rabid Oscar supporter whenever he fights a black fighter because he ain't wanna hear Otis and Uncle Zel's ****

He be spitting all the Oscar defense force talking point when Uncle Zel around:

The judges robbed him against Trinidad
Mosley was juicing
Hopkins was like 8 weight classes above him
And if kept jabbing and wasn't dehydrated he would have decision Floyd

Unc and Tio aslo threw dem hands after the Pernell Whitaker decision

 

[gold slugs]

Cant tell tio zel nada

 

[joeyxfresco]

Tio Zel broke his TV when he threw a beer at it after Mayweather came out in the Mexican colors and sombrero

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

Tio Zel broke his TV when he threw a beer at it after Mayweather came out in the Mexican colors and sombrero

And still cursed De La Hoya to this day for losing..

 

[blastercombo]

Tio zel has so much Jesus and Mary memorabilia, but never goes to church

Tio zel has a tv with a dvd/vhs player. In the DVD player is porn, in the vhs player is salena the movie with porn taped halfway through it

 

[joeyxfresco]

Tio zel has a tv with a dvd/vhs player. In the DVD player is porn, in the vhs player is salena the movie with porn taped halfway through it

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The accuracy tho

 

[SC kid]

My uncle boy made ribs today.

Joints was tender like he bolled em

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Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

he actually did boil them he is very distinguished and has an extensive culinary background

 

[Sir San Diego]

I got uncle Zel working the grill at my house too.

It's goin dyne!

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That's the shed in the back btw.

 

[SC kid]

Da white socks
Da bball shorts wit da chaps polo
Da baked chikenz
Da foldin chairs stolen from the jay hova witness church

 

[RIP sleazyy]

I like how you pointed out that's a shed.

Can't be too safe on here

 

[Sir San Diego]

Chicken ain't eem cooked yet. That's just the seasoning my sister put on there.

 

[blastercombo]

Sister?

 

[Mark Antony]

I'll probably growto be Uncle Zel.