Official Uncle Denzel gif & img thread

[wavycrocket]

Can't have dark liquor around Uncle Denzel.

Type of dude to say, "Ayy there young fella, lemme get a lil taste of that thang right there."

Proceeds to chug the whole 5th of Henny in his light breeze khaki short set from men's wharehouse....complete with a pair of team Jordan's or sandals.

 

[pip777]

This one got me good

Tears are streaming down my face right now.

100% accurate

 

 

[District of Columbia]

 

Dog that blue tooth so real..add a towel, tucked in polo and a Chrsyler 300 and u got everybody black uncle

 

[the qbz]

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[art vandelay]

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[art vandelay]

Can't have dark liquor around Uncle Denzel.

Type of dude to say, "Ayy there young fella, lemme get a lil taste of that thang right there."

Proceeds to chug the whole 5th of Henny in his light breeze khaki short set from men's wharehouse....complete with a pair of team Jordan's or sandals.

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[sfc415]

Best part of all this is the bluetooth headset. How are all of these so accurate? My friend's uncle is exactly like all these memes + this one

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[art vandelay]

sfc415 the only thing missing is the clear plastic bag that outfit came in and the super heavy starch and crease in the shorts.

 

[KingdomFlatbush]

Best part of all this is the bluetooth headset. How are all of these so accurate? My friend's uncle is exactly like all these memes + this one

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Type of ****** to be cussing each other out at the park over some got damn dominoes

 

[8pm at msg]

What is it about older black men and them goddamn leather sandals

My uncle got like 4 or 5 pairs of them damn things

 

[art vandelay]

What is it about older black men and them goddamn leather sandals

My uncle got like 4 or 5 pairs of them damn things

And let your uncle tell it, all 4 or 5 are clean, he's "sharp" and can't anyone tell him otherwise.

 

[Coromanti]

I had the Jamaican version of this ***** in my family.

Bout six or seven of him too

Fixed.

 

[wavycrocket]

Best part of all this is the bluetooth headset. How are all of these so accurate? My friend's uncle is exactly like all these memes + this one

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Man idk how this **** is so universal. Doesn't matter where in the country you are, everyone has a black uncle like this. Pretty much all of the African Diaspora (Afticans, Islanders, etc) in America.

I Swear there is like an annual "old school playa convention"...where these dudes meet up... grill, check out the latest in Bluetooth technology, have a quarterback contest, drink all the reserves of dark liquor, Check out the latest lines from Michael Irvin and Steve Harvey's chopper suit line, play spades, drown themselves in cologne, and hit on all types of women.

These type of ***** swear that Mike Jordan was the best dressed athlete back in the day. They drink all the time and outlive everyone. Kind of want to be an Unc when I'm 55+ [emoji]128514[/emoji]

 

[Peep Game]

What is it about older black men and them goddamn leather sandals

My uncle got like 4 or 5 pairs of them damn things

Same here

 

[KingdomFlatbush]

I swear to god when we all read these we read them in the EXACT same voice

This **** creepy yo

 

[art vandelay]

As far as the sandals go, why are they so shiny, I never seen a dull pair, like do all of the uncles shine up their "leather" sandals.

 

[Tony $now]

The ribs meme had me week

 

[g mat ic]

"Boy, don't make me take off this belt and whip yo lil' behind in front of yo friends"

 

[Sir San Diego]

Catchphrases my old uncles used to say that used to have me

"Looked at me like I got two tails."

"Oh, nah she can burn sum'n in the kitchen."

"Boy don't make me go get that pistol."

"Nah you know I'm half ******ed."

"That **** will make a man outta you."

 

[luckyluchiano]

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[ualreadyknow23]

Bet he wear coveralls when he isnt out at big fights



When he take out a lady ...... the linen suit comes out.... footwear by Kangol. ...aramis in the air

I bout let out a scream

That boy said "footwear by Kangol...aramis in the air"



- Preciate it.

 

[frshstunna]

Or the old dude in the club with his old *** friends tryna hit on the young yambs

Ah girl come over here in that raspy *** voice

And will prolly call the yambs "skeezers".

Everybody got that one uncle that swear he can get any chick from 18-65 ...he tells you bout the yambs in the "old days " and how us young cats now don't know nothin

 

[T Lo Sweater]

Everybody got that one uncle that swear he can get any chick from 18-65 ...he tells you bout the yambs in the "old days " and how us young cats now don't know nothin

Yessssssss Omg

You cant tell him nothing

 

[fontaine]

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hnnnggg

 

[ualreadyknow23]

Then this dude show up View media item 1522607

I got you fam...
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- Preciate it.