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flyny

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Anyone engaged in relations on a flying plane?
Is this even legal? What happens if you get caught? fed time?

For the cats who've engaged in these relations, how'd you go about it? How long was the flight? I always thought about how this goes down, but Im rarely on a plane for more than an hour and a half.

Side note: anyone ever pulled a Jesus Shuttlesworth and did the Ferris wheel jump off?
 
Made out w a stranger for a while and got a manual through my pants.

Gonna try and smash my girl on out way to Europe in a couple weeks.

Honestly though, it's WAY more difficult than you'd think.
 
gotta be impossible. especially on a 737. everyone is gonna see u. and if still tryin to be about that life, you're gonna make people uncomfortable, the cuffs will be waiting for u at the gate. they turn planes around for nothing nowadays.



now an airbus a380.......slight chance. still doubt it.
 
best bet would be to try it on a swa flight from lax to vegas on dec 31st between 5-7pm flight. 

last time i took that flight the flight attendants didn't give a crap about anything.

no seatbelt checks, walk around whenever you want, they were tossing bags of peanuts from the front to the back, etc...

plus, everyone is dressed ready to party when the flight lands!
 
Question for OP : Have you ever been on an airplane before?...SRS..its pretty much impossible ...now if you talking private jets and such ...whole different ballgame. You can prolly catch one of those empty flights and try and do something but the flight crew aint gonna let it rock that easily
 
Smashed and got dome on a bus but plane that **** is impossible
 
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It's never happened for average  joes.  It might happen for NBA guys on jets and what not.
 
Nearly impossible unless you go first class.

Me and Wifey tried 3 separate times and failed. Got to realize the bathroom is smaller than Ninja's bedroom and people standing in line waiting for you! Also the flight attendants break room is in the back, so they'll see you! :lol:
 
I say first class and a red eye is your best bet to smash.

Going to see whats up tomorrow on my flight 
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HAWAII 5O said:
Nearly impossible unless you go first class.

Me and Wifey tried 3 separate times and failed. Got to realize the bathroom is smaller than Ninja's bedroom and people standing in line waiting for you! Also the flight attendants break room is in the back, so they'll see you! :lol:
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ONLY way it happens in coach is during the service. Mattafact, that's prob the only way it happens on any commercial flight. It'll never happen in the first class bathrooms near the pilots...maaaaaybe in the back of first class.
 
Chopper said:
 
HAWAII 5O said:
Nearly impossible unless you go first class.

Me and Wifey tried 3 separate times and failed. Got to realize the bathroom is smaller than Ninja's bedroom and people standing in line waiting for you! Also the flight attendants break room is in the back, so they'll see you!
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ONLY way it happens in coach is during the service. Mattafact, that's prob the only way it happens on any commercial flight. It'll never happen in the first class bathrooms near the pilots...maaaaaybe in the back of first class.
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Na im there with the pilots......those front restrooms are the best since most of coach dont use them
 
Suberzat1 said:
Chopper said:
 
HAWAII 5O said:
Nearly impossible unless you go first class.

Me and Wifey tried 3 separate times and failed. Got to realize the bathroom is smaller than Ninja's bedroom and people standing in line waiting for you! Also the flight attendants break room is in the back, so they'll see you! 
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ONLY way it happens in coach is during the service. Mattafact, that's prob the only way it happens on any commercial flight. It'll never happen in the first class bathrooms near the pilots...maaaaaybe in the back of first class.
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Na im there with the pilots......those front restrooms are the best since most of coach dont use them
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Yeah but that first class flight attendant is always right there making drinks and whatnot. And usually first is so small everyone and their mom would see if two people tried hopping in the bathroom. 
 
Chopper said:
Suberzat1 said:
Chopper said:
 
HAWAII 5O said:
Nearly impossible unless you go first class.


Me and Wifey tried 3 separate times and failed. Got to realize the bathroom is smaller than Ninja's bedroom and people standing in line waiting for you! Also the flight attendants break room is in the back, so they'll see you! :lol:
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ONLY way it happens in coach is during the service. Mattafact, that's prob the only way it happens on any commercial flight. It'll never happen in the first class bathrooms near the pilots...maaaaaybe in the back of first class.
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Na im there with the pilots......those front restrooms are the best since most of coach dont use them
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Yeah but that first class flight attendant is always right there making drinks and whatnot. And usually first is so small everyone and their mom would see if two people tried hopping in the bathroom. 
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That's why I said red eye to. But when I'm in first class I'm rarely worried about other passengers.
 
robotea said:
best bet would be to try it on a swa flight from lax to vegas on dec 31st between 5-7pm flight. 

last time i took that flight the flight attendants didn't give a crap about anything.
no seatbelt checks, walk around whenever you want, they were tossing bags of peanuts from the front to the back, etc...

plus, everyone is dressed ready to party when the flight lands!
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Hella funny! [emoji]128514[/emoji]
 
Just hand stuff. I was looking at the exit row seats the last time I was flying and that was the only place I could think of with enough room. Could happen on an international flight, otherwise not.
 
The only way I could see u hittin on a flight is a transcontinental flight where your folks have that whole row n u lift the arm bar up while it's shut eye time, lights off n blanket over yall leaned to the side. That's a struggle buck at best tho...
 
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