Am I the only NTER that has bars but doesn't want be be a rapper? Vol. Jayzz Won

 
I got lowkey got bars 
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. First Indian rapper?
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You've been beaten already. Song is lowkey fire tho.
 
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Pay straight cash, get ya face slashed, buck fifty, both sides, 3 singles, yellow Kraft
That's that grilled cheese, breakfast club, like Angie Yee.
I stay out the camera, yall ain't bout to indict me

Yall realize how fire this line is?
Buck 50 ($1.50) means to get your face slashed on one side
If you get slashed on both sides, that's 2 buck 50s
2 x $1.50 is $3 (3 singles)
Kraft cheese slices is referred to as "singles", and a pack of them cost around $3
Grilled cheese is a breakfast meal
Angela yee is a host on the breakfast club radio show
She also usually is cropped out of the camera because of the angle

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I ain't know I had it in me, pa
 
You ain't tough b, u cut like ya girl, bout soft as a fabric tee

I run up in her guts, crew bout as deep as mobb deep

No ted bundy but I creep, tee white as a sleeping sheep, she like when I rub her itties while she sleep

but I ain't tryna catch a case so thats a no go, 

I'm only out for the dough so that ish aint even happening yo,

she get mad when I leave, she grieve when I vanish

but I leave her bout a grand for her weave, I'm good long as that bish don't speak spanish

Cause my main a puerto rican, and she don't play that

If she find out she gon call her bros, and ima have to go grab a bat

maybe even da gat, cause these dudes bout 280

6'7, and if they try me ima send dat mass straight to heaven

Cause I aint no weak dude, I run with bout 8 dudes, and they mad crude

ready to eat a fool like cooked food, and i aint tryna start a feud

cause all I wanted to see was that bish nude
 
I got dat long pipe,
Have ya hooked like Poo-kie,
Squat on my face let me eat da boo-ty,
Leave my face looking like a cho-chip coo-kie,
Have you holla holla like Ja Rule,
I cop tools, to pop fools, let that Glock rock and shot smooth
Heckler and Koch? Na B, heckle for cock,
Have you heckling heckling, grabbing my crotch
Long pipe, da pipe ripe and da pipe right
Get piped right to Mobb's-Trife Life and go night night
Dat baby batter, and a hot face for a hot plate make hot cakes
No Aunt Jemima, Just straight hen, I'm ya uncle Ben, Call me ya friend, just for the efits-ben
Yea that's that pig Latin,
No I ain't Bin Ladin, but been in Latins, been in Ricans, been in Haitains
Constant vacations, sexual re-lations, tax evasions.
No IRS, no W2s, money off the books that's just the way I do I do.
Pay straight cash, get ya face slashed, buck fifty, both sides, 3 singles, yellow Kraft
That's that grilled cheese, breakfast club, like Angie Yee.
I stay out the camera, yall ain't bout to indict me
No dirt though, just fur coats, minks, fox, chinchillas,
Animals get hurt for dough
Back to my nasty ****, I got me a nasty chick,
I don't need the classy, I got ADD
I skip class, I miss math, but I still count the work, and I cross the cash
I'm just a jiggy cat, shorty face down, throw it back
Make it clap, fart in my face, yea I'll pay for that
Shorty fatty bangin, the long pipe slangin
Big ****, big whips, slim chicks and steamed shrimps
I eat the seafood, open legs? I see food
I ain't eat all day, I don't mean to be rude
I'm a nice guy, need I say more?
I put pillows on the floor so ya knees don't get sore, word up word up, 2015 **** ,what what. NY ****
I need a mixtape asap
 
Runnin' through the 6 with my woes
Countin' money you know how it goes
Pray the real live forever man
Pray the fakes get exposed
I want that Ferrari then I swerve
I want that Bugatti just to hurt
I ain't rockin' my jewelry that's on purpose
****** want my spot and don't deserve it
I don't like how serious they take themselves
I've always been me I guess I know myself
Shakiness man I don't have no time for that
My city too turnt up I'll take the fine for that
This been where you find me at
That's been where you find me at
I know a ***** named Johnny Bling
He put me on to the finer things
Had a job sellin' Girbaud jeans
I had a yellow TechnoMarine
Then Kanye dropped, it was polos and backpacks
Man, that's when Ethan was pushin' a Subaru hatchback
Man I'm talkin' way before hashtags
I was runnin' through the 6 with my woes
 
Theres fear in this thread i smell the aroma
Last name rich but tonite its delevadova
No angel i got devils on both of my shouldas
Vince carter in 2000 this contest is ova
Op got bars but dont wanna rap
Dats like dudes wit bricks but don't wanna trap
I got pron playin on a big screen and i dont eem fap
Cuz i got white o's like leo and i dont even act
I know who reports me i know all the rats
Thread about nothing.....i never knew that.
ya think you slick but im smarter than average
I got the mind of a scholar and the grit of a savage
Odb but not on the cover of madden
Got an 8 ball in my sock ....8 ball on my jacket
 
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The Cat in the Hat
The cat in the hat, I keep these flows on chat

cause if a fool step to me ima leave his girl purring like a cat

cause im bout 10' and when she see dis dat booty gon be clinching

she try me that mass gon be lynching

from the swole of this meat, keep ya girl from round me

when I'm hitting it her moans gon sound like she singing, no glee

she gon need an escape, and i aint giving her the key

I want her to feel all this, 

make dat thot piss, when I hit, bish u dismissed

she gon give me a kiss, while im knocking her sis

when im done, make her grab me a sammich, no swiss

cause i dont like that ish

prolly a pepperoni pizza, with a side of lemonade minute maid

when she get paid, she gon get laid

cause i dont mess with broke chicks

my style like Leonardo

I only knock boots with the richest tricks
 
Dat baby batter, and a hot face for a hot plate make hot cakes
No Aunt Jemima, Just straight hen, I'm ya uncle Ben

Yo my **** is hot son, I got that john blaze **** son


Baby batter (semen)= pancake batter
Hot face (of a girl) = hot plate/pan to make the pancakes
Hot cakes (da mass) = pancakes
Then I use Aunt Jemima to solidify the pancake reference


I'm telling you I got the john blaze **** fam
 
Ayo, I pack fifths and slap chicks,
Put em in a box, poke no holes in the top
Only hole that gets poked is when I poking the box
My whole style got flava, gold rope and clock
I never talked to Jake, but Olivia Pope's my thot

I rock fly linens on the sands of Bahamas
Mad gold and pradas, To you, I owe nada,
Holla at that boy Rico, down in Guatemala,
see what he's holding, and come back mañana
Have the blueprint of his crib, now we plottin..
On how we gon make this cream, son we robbin
Baskin in the ambiance of la smoke and Henny
We building on how we gon jux the cats we envy
Can jealosy turn a cats eyes green? nah B
that's just the reflection of the almighty cream
I want the American Dream, white limousine,
Puerto Rican mamis to ride me till I scream
Lexuses and Jeeps, Im playing for keeps,
You wanna roll with the big dogs? Bite off ya leashe
We making moves now, capeesh? In and out like we planned
We gon run in, alright? stick him and his mans,
if his girl wants the drama we tying both of her hands, Lockin her in the closet till we find the safe with the bands
You ready? aight lets make this fast like Freddie
Wrong move and it can be a nightmare, but you not gon wake up sweaty
Wrong move and its deadly, we got shoguns and machetes
Guerrilla warfare style, we comin for the fetti
Ran up the spot with drawn glocks, let's rock,
Son ran down the stair case, my man gave him 2 shots
I run up in the bedroom, catch Rico with his chick.
We had AKs drawn, my mans was aiming at his ****
"One false move, **** an up north trip
We leaving a trail of bullet holes from ya tip to ya lip"
My other mans spots the safe, safely cracks the code,
(what we find?)
Keys to the Lex, Keys to the Rolls,
Keys to the G wagen plated in gold,
couple cuban links, a velvet bag of VS'es (diamonds)
Not to mention the 50 stacks hidden in the back, this is a come up for real, now we gotta make it back.
I grab the cash and the jewels,
conceal my tool,
hop in his Lex, my mans hops in his rolls
My other mans hops in the Benz plated in Gold
Speeding down the ave, staying away from the Feds
We back at the spot, now let's break this bread
 
PLAYA MADE ON THE SCENE, SLICKA DEN A WET BAFTUB
DUECE OUT DA ROOF OTHER HAND ON DA SNUG

I GIVE HER THUG PASSION NUTTIN MO NUTTIN LESS
GOLD GRILL NO PLAQUE GOT YA BOYS UPSET

JAYZZ QUIT YAPPIN ILL BE YA BARBER FOR A DAY
PAINT YA MOMMAS GUTS **** YA PAINTIN MAYNE
 
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Imma start this **** off g, free Gucci
Walk in the strip joint no money, free coochie
Keep that ***** creaming I'm Willie beamen, perfect genetics that's willie seamen, Told me not to sleep on u nt ****** but guess what willie sleeping
U ****** don't know **** bout how I live, 26, decent gig, couple **** and a kid
Step in the spot on my grown man fit straight from brooks brothers, them ******* ain't real sisters, ***** we ain't real brothers, we just roll wit each other, but ride out on others, got love for each other FAM, his mother like my mother.
 
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Theres fear in this thread i smell the aroma
Last name rich but tonite its delevadova
No angel i got devils on both of my shouldas
Vince carter in 2000 this contest is ova
Op got bars but dont wanna rap
Dats like dudes wit bricks but don't wanna trap
I got pron playin on a big screen and i dont eem fap
Cuz i got white o's like leo and i dont even act
I know who reports me i know all the rats
Thread about nothing.....i never knew that.
ya think you slick but im smarter than average
I got the mind of a scholar and the grit of a savage
Odb but not on the cover of madden
Got an 8 ball in my sock ....8 ball on my jacket

You won at delevadova :rofl:

Flyny going in :rofl: :pimp:
 
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Theres fear in this thread i smell the aroma
Last name rich but tonite its delevadova
No angel i got devils on both of my shouldas
Vince carter in 2000 this contest is ova
Op got bars but dont wanna rap
Dats like dudes wit bricks but don't wanna trap
I got pron playin on a big screen and i dont eem fap
Cuz i got white o's like leo and i dont even act
I know who reports me i know all the rats
Thread about nothing.....i never knew that.
ya think you slick but im smarter than average
I got the mind of a scholar and the grit of a savage
Odb but not on the cover of madden
Got an 8 ball in my sock ....8 ball on my jacket

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She grabbed my tube steak and nicked named it Mike,
She spit something greasy that she knew we both would like,
Asked who wrote her bars, she told me it was Angela,
Gripped it real tight, I was shocked by her stamina,
Her hands never tired while her eyes were on the prize,
I see what that mouth do, lemme check them thighs,
Sunk my teeth in it like fresh out the grease Popeyes,
She tried to make me nut, I flipped her butt lopside,
New position -- I called it the cervix crusher,
Spun my chain around my neck while I danced in it like Usher,
She said I'm coming and released a beastly gusher,
She my old faithful, lose your arm if you touch her.
 
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Ayo, I pack fifths and slap chicks,
Put em in a box, poke no holes in the top
Only hole that gets poked is when I poking the box
My whole style got flava, gold rope and clock
I never talked to Jake, but Olivia Pope's my thot

I rock fly linens on the sands of Bahamas
Mad gold and pradas, To you, I owe nada,
Holla at that boy Rico, down in Guatemala,
see what he's holding, and come back mañana
Have the blueprint of his crib, now we plottin..
On how we gon make this cream, son we robbin
Baskin in the ambiance of la smoke and Henny
We building on how we gon jux the cats we envy
Can jealosy turn a cats eyes green? nah B
that's just the reflection of the almighty cream
I want the American Dream, white limousine,
Puerto Rican mamis to ride me till I scream
Lexuses and Jeeps, Im playing for keeps,
You wanna roll with the big dogs? Bite off ya leashe
We making moves now, capeesh? In and out like we planned
We gon run in, alright? stick him and his mans,
if his girl wants the drama we tying both of her hands, Lockin her in the closet till we find the safe with the bands
You ready? aight lets make this fast like Freddie
Wrong move and it can be a nightmare, but you not gon wake up sweaty
Wrong move and its deadly, we got shoguns and machetes
Guerrilla warfare style, we comin for the fetti
Ran up the spot with drawn glocks, let's rock,
Son ran down the stair case, my man gave him 2 shots
I run up in the bedroom, catch Rico with his chick.
We had AKs drawn, my mans was aiming at his ****
"One false move, **** an up north trip
We leaving a trail of bullet holes from ya tip to ya lip"
My other mans spots the safe, safely cracks the code,
(what we find?)
Keys to the Lex, Keys to the Rolls,
Keys to the G wagen plated in gold,
couple cuban links, a velvet bag of VS'es (diamonds)
Not to mention the 50 stacks hidden in the back, this is a come up for real, now we gotta make it back.
I grab the cash and the jewels,
conceal my tool,
hop in his Lex, my mans hops in his rolls
My other mans hops in the Benz plated in Gold
Speeding down the ave, staying away from the Feds
We back at the spot, now let's break this bread
Nah b, yall ain't make it back

Why,cause ya mans that hopped in the rolls

got hit wit a couple holes, that caught his soul

now he plastered with bullets, bout 17 as a whole

And ya mans that hopped in the Benz got hit wit something dirty

Like i said, my dudes bout thick so u kno it was somethin dirty

So we move with the original plan at hand,

U move by yaself, don't eem kno it

Ya two mans got shot, and 9/10 u prolly would split

cause u ain't loyal

I'll throw u ova the top like dis was a battle royal,

cause u disloyal, and without ya crew u ain't tough

Something like a film, u can call it a snuff

smack u up, before we bury u cause u think you tough

have my girl stick her thumb up ya mass cause i kno u like it rough

im calling ya bluff, u can't do ish cause u cuffed

We take the 50 stacks u found hidden in the back

It was easy, cause U like Alexis texas,

we handle u in the back of the lack, nun but black

give u a few shots of the yack,

and U claiming u always liked da black sack

But nah, we no ya deal

peeling u up like u was an orange peel

and giving u that peel like Lexington Steele

cause U don't kno how to handle it,

have u like Cherokee d mass,

clap dat mass then we pass u up for da cash 

Im tha kang of New york, sum solid

I like A-1 sauce on my steak, don't forget the fork

cause I cut dudes like A-1, say sum

Ima aim for ya brain first, leave ya feeling numb

I got white MILFS and u kno the mass plum

If u aint following, betta keep up

Im on some freaky ish, 2 girls 1 cup

Pull up on ya sis on the corner, tell her wassup

She kno I'm the one, now ya family wanna kno where she at

she prolly mass up, doing acrobats while she laying flat

cause I like the prone bone,

choking her while the bish moan

Ya moms on the phone, asking to speak to her

but nah, I ain't stopping till she say she love me

Ima give her 2 seconds before I go on a killing spree
 
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