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[COLOR=#red]Tell us your best Tinder Stories. Share Tinder tips (Pause).[/COLOR]
TAT...Thread About Tinder...VOL. I Owe Fontaine Royalties
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In for ducktales 
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[COLOR=#red]Honestly dudes rarely lie on NT my dude.[/COLOR]
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What's tinder? Is that like legal prostitution or something?
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cmon b. dont be like that.
in any case why start this thread....the official pof thread contains info and stories on all online dating sites/apps
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Most of the POF thots I met lived in the projects, had many kids, big booty tvs, etc. (and were like some type of nurse where they wear scrubs and crocs to work but still un-important/skilled enough to the point they made so little they stayed in the projects) and all of the women I met off Tindr had at least a bachlor's, no kids or 1, their own car, appeared to be going somewhere in life. TBH, it was my fault though. When I first got into the online dating thing I was taking all comers and just meeting chics I knew I wasn;t the least bit attracted to, taking them on dates or going to there apartments and whatever, not even trying to get bopped. Idk what I was doing, practicing I guess, bored, idk.
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[COLOR=#red]Nah, POF and Tinder are two different entities, Tinder deserves its own thread. POF got too many ratchets which is cool if that's a guy's preference, but Tinder is full of professional broads who relocated to a new city and looking for some company. Man i found some certified stunnas on Tinder. I was thinking I wasn't the onky one on NT and that we could all share stories.[/COLOR]
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There was a lot of Tinder talk in the POF thread before Tinder started maximizing your swipes. Heard it's kind of weak now.
I was on Tinder for about 4 months last year and I was flourishing. Mostly professional chicks. I actually met my current chick on there last June so I'm retired from online dating. She's a MBA (HBS). Highest quality free site before the changes IMO
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Met my girl off Tinder.
Had a nice lil run prior to meeting her.
If you don't live in a major city, Tinder will require patience. Unless you're on off those guys who can pull off looks alone.
If you know your face isn't your best asset, good luck.
Had a nice lil run prior to meeting her.
If you don't live in a major city, Tinder will require patience. Unless you're on off those guys who can pull off looks alone.
If you know your face isn't your best asset, good luck.
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Met this cold *** poet on Tindr, went on the longest date in history to result in no bases gained. Like, the time and money spent to (lack of) bases gained ratio has to be historic.
So she wanted to meet at Starbucks first just to chat a bit and make sure we still hit it off so cool, we meet at Starbucks at 6:30. I got there first despite living an hr away, sees her fine *** come walking up through the window and I'm already like Damn she bad. We chat for a minute and whatever, decide it's cool to proceed so we go to the movies to see About Last NIght. Cool. After that we go to this New Orleans inspired seafood joint across the street. We're talking. She's kind of making it more awkward and less natural asking a lot of first date no no questions like, "what do you do on Sundays" (obviously asking do I go to church), "why are you single," (loaded question, probably no right answer maybe just something about looking for the right one, use God in there somehow), even asked me what I thought went wrong in Michael Ealy and whatsherface's relationship in the movie and how I'd approach it. Thought those were weird questions and knew when I was answering them wrong, in my head I could just hear "NNNNNTTTT! Wrong answer, minus 2 points!" but we were still vibing, even made tentative plans to go to Dallas and see Floetry and spend the weekend then come back because it was test week (she's an English teacher by day).
She then hits me with, "hey my friends are doing this event down the street, a HipHop celebration, you want to go?" Cool yea I'm down. Honestly, I didn't but that wouldn't have ended well. I thought I was still in the game. I am so not the club type but whatever it takes to get these drawls, so we drive around for a while she doesn't even know where it is, we keep going to the wrong place, then she finally goes back to her main place (Urban Roots, poetry/rnb lounge in OKC) and talks to her friends, gets the adress and we go). We get there and they're doing dance battles first, bunch of white dudes and Native Americans in there, straight old school style got the circle and them breaking in the middle and everything. Someone does a windmill and accidentally kicks a guy in the crowd, they start fighting, MC (who was white but dropping N bombs like it was going out of style) gets on the mic and cusses everybody out. He was kind of hilarious. ***** would be a massive understatement. Then they do freestyle battles, lots of wackness. Only one dude was kind of nice but all of them are like 35+ and dressed weird, again lots of non black dudes overusing the N bombs.
She is popular in that circle since she's a poet too so she wasn't babysitting me, kept disappearing off with her homeboys and homegirls then would come back and speak then disappear again. This wack *** local rapper named Jabbez performed, she was all over the stage groupy style. Whatevs
Event is finally over, it's 2:30am. Remember date started at 6:30 So I walk back up to her, she's standing with one of her homegirls, like hey thanks I had fun, blah blah smalltalk we're both making, then she kind of not even side hugs me but more shoulder checks me like she's positioning to set an illegal KG shoulder pick so I don't try to hug her and head nods your boy. She was like, "Well I'm going to stay here and go backstage and hang out with my friends for a while, call me sometime." The last part couldn't have been more disingenuous, like when they clap and hit you with "We'll keep in touch," at the end of a job interview and you know they aren't about to offer you the job. So I walks out to the door all head down (yes, she didn't even walk me to the door). I know her and her girls are laughing at me as I walk away and I see more of her friends call her name across the club and go running towards her, so they bout to join in. Soon as I step outside, it starts raining. I don't even think it was raining everywhere, just over my head.
Next day hit her up about somethnig else we had spoken about, she was like thanks. Mentions she is deleting Tindr. I was like, "wow date was that bad lol," and she was like, "Just busy, going a different direction with life," or something and deleted her account by the next morning lol.
Now I could be typical bitter and call her all types of Bs and front like she wasn't all that but true story, she is. Was smart, had a good head on her shoulders, taught special ed English, and volunteered teaching poetry and things, was gorgeous, natural headed, had a book of her poetry coming out, moms would love her just the same as the homeboys would like straight wifey cuff that material, she just didn't like your boy. No lie, I didn't put on the best performance. In fact, I don't know if yall remember my post about the black and red Polo boots. It was from this date. So maybe they cock blocked me.
But all things happen for a reason. I got a girl now, baby on the way. Wish her the best. Heard her name on the radio for a few events a few months back
TLDR: Went on a date for almost 8 hrs, didn't e'em get a hug.
So she wanted to meet at Starbucks first just to chat a bit and make sure we still hit it off so cool, we meet at Starbucks at 6:30. I got there first despite living an hr away, sees her fine *** come walking up through the window and I'm already like Damn she bad. We chat for a minute and whatever, decide it's cool to proceed so we go to the movies to see About Last NIght. Cool. After that we go to this New Orleans inspired seafood joint across the street. We're talking. She's kind of making it more awkward and less natural asking a lot of first date no no questions like, "what do you do on Sundays" (obviously asking do I go to church), "why are you single," (loaded question, probably no right answer maybe just something about looking for the right one, use God in there somehow), even asked me what I thought went wrong in Michael Ealy and whatsherface's relationship in the movie and how I'd approach it. Thought those were weird questions and knew when I was answering them wrong, in my head I could just hear "NNNNNTTTT! Wrong answer, minus 2 points!" but we were still vibing, even made tentative plans to go to Dallas and see Floetry and spend the weekend then come back because it was test week (she's an English teacher by day).
She then hits me with, "hey my friends are doing this event down the street, a HipHop celebration, you want to go?" Cool yea I'm down. Honestly, I didn't but that wouldn't have ended well. I thought I was still in the game. I am so not the club type but whatever it takes to get these drawls, so we drive around for a while she doesn't even know where it is, we keep going to the wrong place, then she finally goes back to her main place (Urban Roots, poetry/rnb lounge in OKC) and talks to her friends, gets the adress and we go). We get there and they're doing dance battles first, bunch of white dudes and Native Americans in there, straight old school style got the circle and them breaking in the middle and everything. Someone does a windmill and accidentally kicks a guy in the crowd, they start fighting, MC (who was white but dropping N bombs like it was going out of style) gets on the mic and cusses everybody out. He was kind of hilarious. ***** would be a massive understatement. Then they do freestyle battles, lots of wackness. Only one dude was kind of nice but all of them are like 35+ and dressed weird, again lots of non black dudes overusing the N bombs.
She is popular in that circle since she's a poet too so she wasn't babysitting me, kept disappearing off with her homeboys and homegirls then would come back and speak then disappear again. This wack *** local rapper named Jabbez performed, she was all over the stage groupy style. Whatevs
Event is finally over, it's 2:30am. Remember date started at 6:30 So I walk back up to her, she's standing with one of her homegirls, like hey thanks I had fun, blah blah smalltalk we're both making, then she kind of not even side hugs me but more shoulder checks me like she's positioning to set an illegal KG shoulder pick so I don't try to hug her and head nods your boy. She was like, "Well I'm going to stay here and go backstage and hang out with my friends for a while, call me sometime." The last part couldn't have been more disingenuous, like when they clap and hit you with "We'll keep in touch," at the end of a job interview and you know they aren't about to offer you the job. So I walks out to the door all head down (yes, she didn't even walk me to the door). I know her and her girls are laughing at me as I walk away and I see more of her friends call her name across the club and go running towards her, so they bout to join in. Soon as I step outside, it starts raining. I don't even think it was raining everywhere, just over my head.
Next day hit her up about somethnig else we had spoken about, she was like thanks. Mentions she is deleting Tindr. I was like, "wow date was that bad lol," and she was like, "Just busy, going a different direction with life," or something and deleted her account by the next morning lol.
Now I could be typical bitter and call her all types of Bs and front like she wasn't all that but true story, she is. Was smart, had a good head on her shoulders, taught special ed English, and volunteered teaching poetry and things, was gorgeous, natural headed, had a book of her poetry coming out, moms would love her just the same as the homeboys would like straight wifey cuff that material, she just didn't like your boy. No lie, I didn't put on the best performance. In fact, I don't know if yall remember my post about the black and red Polo boots. It was from this date. So maybe they cock blocked me.
But all things happen for a reason. I got a girl now, baby on the way. Wish her the best. Heard her name on the radio for a few events a few months back
TLDR: Went on a date for almost 8 hrs, didn't e'em get a hug.
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Repped. Thanks for the laughs G
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Imma rep you out of pity fam.
My fault.
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I had these on. Still got them too, ain't worn them since. Sad thing is, I was still the best dressed dude off in the club. Dudes was dressed like it was 2001 in there with baggy ***, sagging jeans, and oversized 7XL tees
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Daaaam brutal
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I will tell you that from my experience the absolute, number one thing that will lead to success with online dating apps is being aggressive when you need to be but also being sensitive when you need to be.
What kind of 35 year old teacher dances onstage for local rappers? U giving her way too much credit b. Date would have been over if I ever even heard her say the word "dance battle".
What kind of 35 year old teacher dances onstage for local rappers? U giving her way too much credit b. Date would have been over if I ever even heard her say the word "dance battle".
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Being attractive is far and away the most important thing just like IRL
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DatZNasty keeps it real with his posts. You know some cats always posts their Ws, but this guy posts everything. 
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I swear I read that struggle story before and if I did, the craziest part to me is that he still believes it was boot's fault.
Like wut...
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She's like 28 and she wasn't on stage, just in front of it. Rap, poetry, r'n'b, it all runs together so she knows all them dudes and was just supporting. I wasn't tripping off that. It was called School of Thought X a celebration of hiphop culture or something. Rap battle, dance battle, some wack rappers, and me getting the blue balls. I found their Youtube channel, I'd post some battles from that night but obviously hella cursing. And yea I don't trip posting stuff like that other than that I went into enough detail it would be easy to figure out who I am talking about but still who cares, that was over a year ago. I was a bit broken up at the time because I kept getting rejected, made this post http://niketalk.com/t/604831/after-...ny-of-you-go-back-to-her-and-ask-why-should-i Wasn't quite on suicide watch but the Drake, Adele, and Joe Budden was definitely on repeat. Said f dese Bs and got back in the gym and started back hooping (ironically then finally found a girl, don't hoop anymore again) to get myself back happy.
But my next Tindr went much better. Pastor's daughter, messed around for about 6 months before I realized I would never be able to trust her and she might be kind of using me like Chris Rock said, I was the "take you out to dinner, give you some D (only once due to the circumstance of her living at home still), and good conversation" dude but she had a lot of "guy friends" almost all of whom were dudes she had had sex with at some point or still was plus was obsessed with her X still. No way I would have been able to trust her. Plus I thought we were official so I deleted my POF, made the troll account of the dude with the suit to check on something else and see she literally made a new POF (we met off Tindr) the day after we just went on a date to see No Good Deed and I bought her some MK shades, even used some pics in her profile she took just for me or so I thought. Aside from that, she's a catch too, no lie. She was literally the busiest and most popular person I ever knew and once school started back for her in August (MS), she stopped calling the boy frequently so I was like cool then she'd like 2 months later try to gauge my level of remaining interest, say we shoudl go out again, which just means she wanted me to take her out to AppleBee's again so she could go bang the next dude on a full stomach and after having seen whatever comic book movie was out. Before we fell off we had already made a deal where I was selling her tickets to my suite for her whole family so I had to stay in touch with her enough for her to not renegg and me lose my money since I hadn't been selling what she had committed to, which made it awkward when we met for me to pick up the money. I didn't even meet her again to give her the tickets, just emailed them. After the game I finally just let her know, albeit nicely, I had moved on. Even complimented her in doing so. Being mean would serve no purpose. Just told her something like she's blessed to be so talented and popular that it has her getting pulled lots of ways by lots of different people, meaning a lot in everyone's life, having so many talents... We haven't texted since she told me Happy New Years. She realized I had moved on
She kept it way too 100 with me about her "past." Literally told me things nobody else knows, because if anyone in her family did they would like disown her (yes sex things). Like yea everybody has one, but the dubious nature of cirumstance with which how these relations happened as well as the frequency was a red flag. Then again, Pastor's daughter stereotype right, HBCU stereotype, over sheltered, hyper religious upbringing now adult acting out stereotype (she told me she just likes the company of men). There was more reasons but whatever, wish her the best too. I am sure she will go far in life too
TLDR: She was Ms Getaround,
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Those boots!! 
I remember that ****.
I remember that ****.
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Tmi
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No success on tinder here.
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Online platform is either hit or miss. Some cats be doing it live depending on the location. I hate online **** though.