TAT...Thread About Tinder...VOL. I Owe Fontaine Royalties

Yo Nasty,

Did you pay for her Starbucks or dinner at the seafood spot? If so, sounds like she straight used you for a meal.  Bs be tripping thinking they worth a Filla Minion right off the bat.  Cant change her tuna into lobster just yet.  Thats why you gotta stick to drinks on the first date.  
 
I went on tindr date.

Starting talking to this chick. She was average at best, but hey i was by my dammy so i figured why not. Texted through the app for a couple days and we decided to meet up at a bar in Clarendon. For those not in the NOVA/DC area, Clarendon is bro central. So flag goes up cuz that aint my type of scene at all. Anyway I roll through, the bar is packed and i see the chick...

My reaction:

Shorty looked turrible. It was then i realized that while her pics on tinder said she was average, i didnt realize it was her peak. lol smh. Since I was already there I figured i might as well grab a drink and chat. I'll invent an excuse later. So introduce myself, get a henny neat, and sip on it while have a convo. After a few minutes, she introduces me to her girls who were nearby and when i turned around to meet them.....

Both of her friends were fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. I was legit heated
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. Like how did i end up with the ugly one? So I'm chit chatting, engageing all of them in a convo while thinking in my head how do i ditch the ugg one i met up with and get with one of her friends? Meanwhile the ugg girl started to try to get my attention solo. You know how girls do, they start trying to funnel you in to stake a 'claim' on you. So im tryna bob and weave her attempts and i buck my glass of henny. I decided to take the L. I pick up my phone, pretend to look at a text, and tell the ugg chick that i gotta roll in 10 cuz my roomate locked himself out the apt. She hit me with the "
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Really? your just not tryna leave?" and i told her if i wanted to leave, i wouldve bounced without hesitation, i gave her a 10 min notice to be polite. She seemed satisfied with that. So she keeps tryna engage with me and i just go through the motions counting down the time till its over, word to Drose.

So as I'm about to head out, she tells me shes about to head to Marvins in DC sat night to celebrate with her fine girl birthday. I told her I had to go outta town to NC. Maybe meeting her at marvins was an opportunity for me to scheme on her friends, but i figured this chick would be so in the way that it wouldnt even be worth it.

Next day, she hit me with the "did you get to NC safely?"

I didn't reply. So ends my tinder story.
 
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NYC Street Cat said:
Yo Nasty,

Did you pay for her Starbucks or dinner at the seafood spot? If so, sounds like she straight used you for a meal.  Bs be tripping thinking they worth a Filla Minion right off the bat.  Cant change her tuna into lobster just yet.  Thats why you gotta stick to drinks on the first date.  
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I paid for her fried calimari at Jazmoz, it was lke 5 bucks, and we shared te alligator bites appetizer. No big deal there, paid her $15 or $20 to get into the SOT X event though, she was about to pay herself but they couldn't take a card so I pulled out 2 20s and slammed it on the lectern of the lady taking money like my daddy'n'em do when they playing spades or dominos.

I paid for the movie tickets too. So I guess everything except her coffee and the gas we wasted trying to find the spot (we were in separate cars)
 
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tinder bout to be popping now that finals are over, time to fourish and let these chicks unwind. 

quick tinder story from last year

matched with a chick really early in the day, messaged back and forth all morning. so i hit her up and ask if she wants to hit a dodger game, she agreed. 

we met at the stadium, girl was running late and they were giving away tee shirts. soi tolde her id wait for her inside the gate cause i wanted a shirt. 

fast forward to the end of the game. i follow her home and tell her to leave her car and lets go for a drive/get some food. we drove to LAX and parked and the mini-park by in n out. both got shakes and chilled for about an hour or two...ended up knocking boots right there. if anyone knows, that spot is a good hang out spot to just chill and watch the planes land. ive been hitting that spot on first dates/casual meet-ups for years
 
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LoveHateSelf said:
 
tinder bout to be popping now that finals are over, time to fourish and let these chicks unwind. 

quick tinder story from last year

matched with a chick really early in the day, messaged back and forth all morning. so i hit her up and ask if she wants to hit a dodger game, she agreed. 

we met at the stadium, girl was running late and they were giving away tee shirts. soi tolde her id wait for her inside the gate cause i wanted a shirt. 

fast forward to the end of the game. i follow her home and tell her to leave her car and lets go for a drive/get some food. we drove to LAX and parked and the mini-park by in n out. both got shakes and chilled for about an hour or two...ended up knocking boots right there. if anyone knows, that spot is a good hang out spot to just chill and watch the planes land. ive been hitting that spot on first dates/casual meet-ups for years
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That sounds nice.  There aren't good spots to do that in NY. Laguardia and JFK are a bit out the way.
 
i usually just swipe right to everyone & unmatch the duds but with this new update you gotta be efficent. every swipe counts.

i base my right/left swipe on the 1st picture most of the time but this girl was something else. she was so beautiful that i looked through all 5 of her pictures. i swear i must've looked at each pic for like a minute. she had everything. face, body, common interests, single, etc.

anyway...after a few mins i swipe right & we match. i had the uncle denzel face i was so damn happy. so i message her & a few mins later she replies with "lol my bad meant to swipe left." i was like :stoneface: for 5 mins. i was devastated. keep in mind this was a few hours after the Knicks got screwed with the 4th pick & Andrew Miller lost the game for the Yanks. a couple days later & i'm still tight about it.

haven't used tinder since. she ruined the app for me forever.
 
Super Producer J said:
@Calypso Chanta bruuuuhhhhh.


Thank you. The story. The visuals. It was perfection.
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no prob man. i had to be thorough.
nickmaz96 said:
i usually just swipe right to everyone & unmatch the duds but with this new update you gotta be efficent. every swipe counts.

i base my right/left swipe on the 1st picture most of the time but this girl was something else. she was so beautiful that i looked through all 5 of her pictures. i swear i must've looked at each pic for like a minute. she had everything. face, body, common interests, single, etc.

anyway...after a few mins i swipe right & we match. i had the uncle denzel face i was so damn happy. so i message her & a few mins later she replies with "lol my bad meant to swipe left." i was like
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for 5 mins. i was devastated. keep in mind this was a few hours after the Knicks got screwed with the 4th pick & Andrew Miller lost the game for the Yanks. a couple days later & i'm still tight about it.

haven't used tinder since. she ruined the app for me forever.
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nickmaz96 said:
i usually just swipe right to everyone & unmatch the duds but with this new update you gotta be efficent. every swipe counts.

i base my right/left swipe on the 1st picture most of the time but this girl was something else. she was so beautiful that i looked through all 5 of her pictures. i swear i must've looked at each pic for like a minute. she had everything. face, body, common interests, single, etc.

anyway...after a few mins i swipe right & we match. i had the uncle denzel face i was so damn happy. so i message her & a few mins later she replies with "lol my bad meant to swipe left." i was like :stoneface: for 5 mins. i was devastated. keep in mind this was a few hours after the Knicks got screwed with the 4th pick & Andrew Miller lost the game for the Yanks. a couple days later & i'm still tight about it.

haven't used tinder since. she ruined the app for me forever.
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That happened to me once

Chick's profile said something like "I rarely ever swipe right"

After we match I hit her up all confident and she replies back "that was a mistake"

She wasn't even that bad either :lol: :smh:
 
nickmaz96 said:
i usually just swipe right to everyone & unmatch the duds but with this new update you gotta be efficent. every swipe counts.

i base my right/left swipe on the 1st picture most of the time but this girl was something else. she was so beautiful that i looked through all 5 of her pictures. i swear i must've looked at each pic for like a minute. she had everything. face, body, common interests, single, etc.

anyway...after a few mins i swipe right & we match. i had the uncle denzel face i was so damn happy. so i message her & a few mins later she replies with "lol my bad meant to swipe left." i was like
indifferent.gif
for 5 mins. i was devastated. keep in mind this was a few hours after the Knicks got screwed with the 4th pick & Andrew Miller lost the game for the Yanks. a couple days later & i'm still tight about it.

haven't used tinder since. she ruined the app for me forever.
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DatZNasty said:
I paid for her fried calimari at Jazmoz, it was lke 5 bucks, and we shared te alligator bites appetizer. No big deal there, paid her $15 or $20 to get into the SOT X event though, she was about to pay herself but they couldn't take a card so I pulled out 2 20s and slammed it on the lectern of the lady taking money like my daddy'n'em do when they playing spades or dominos.

I paid for the movie tickets too. So I guess everything except her coffee and the gas we wasted trying to find the spot (we were in separate cars)
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:smh:
 
nickmaz96 said:
i usually just swipe right to everyone & unmatch the duds but with this new update you gotta be efficent. every swipe counts.

i base my right/left swipe on the 1st picture most of the time but this girl was something else. she was so beautiful that i looked through all 5 of her pictures. i swear i must've looked at each pic for like a minute. she had everything. face, body, common interests, single, etc.

anyway...after a few mins i swipe right & we match. i had the uncle denzel face i was so damn happy. so i message her & a few mins later she replies with "lol my bad meant to swipe left." i was like
indifferent.gif
for 5 mins. i was devastated. keep in mind this was a few hours after the Knicks got screwed with the 4th pick & Andrew Miller lost the game for the Yanks. a couple days later & i'm still tight about it.

haven't used tinder since. she ruined the app for me forever.
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nickmaz96 said:
i usually just swipe right to everyone & unmatch the duds but with this new update you gotta be efficent. every swipe counts.

i base my right/left swipe on the 1st picture most of the time but this girl was something else. she was so beautiful that i looked through all 5 of her pictures. i swear i must've looked at each pic for like a minute. she had everything. face, body, common interests, single, etc.

anyway...after a few mins i swipe right & we match. i had the uncle denzel face i was so damn happy. so i message her & a few mins later she replies with "lol my bad meant to swipe left." i was like :stoneface: for 5 mins. i was devastated. keep in mind this was a few hours after the Knicks got screwed with the 4th pick & Andrew Miller lost the game for the Yanks. a couple days later & i'm still tight about it.

haven't used tinder since. she ruined the app for me forever.
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:rofl:
 
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I've decided to take my talents......back to tinder. I thank this thread for inspiration, i feel like i have a high possibility of going to the finals with one of these breezys. I will update when i have another story.
 
This thread influenced me to create a fake facebook to thus create a tinder profile. I've had the app for

15 hours and not had one match.
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The worst is when you send a message and she doesn't reply back. You used a left swipe on me but not gonna exchange discourse? Why not just delete me asap? We both enjoy spelunking, I don't get it. =(
 
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