DISCUSS: Is your girl wrong for not making the plate?

JJs07 said:
You and ya shorty are in outer space. Her oxygen runs out. She lets you know that she needs air. You're not the type to share air. Third astronaut on board, who looks like Shazaa Zulu from a differen't world, overhears the conversation and says "I got ur air." He floats over, due to zero gravity, and gives your girl that oxygen. With extra electrons. Do you have a problem with this?
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Astronaut #3 is now dead.
Should've never put the P on a pedal stool.
 
FlyNY said:
Scenario:
You and ya shorty are at a cookout, and you say that you're hungry. You let your girl know that your hungry, but she's not the type to go around "fixing plates" for dudes so she ignores you. Another woman overhears this and steps up and says "I'll fix his plate". She prances away and comes back with a plate for you. With extra meat. Does your girl have a problem with this?

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It depends on who's family it is if we're at my peoples gathering I'll fix her plate if we're at her's she'll fix it
 
My girl always fixes my plate. ALWAYS. Unless I cooked.

She knows where my heart is... in my stomach.
 
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FlyNY said:
Let's switch it up for the fellas...

You and ya shorty are at a restaurant, and she says that she's horny. She lets you know that she wants her booty ate like groceries and her toes sucked when yall get home, but you not the type to eat *** or suck toes so you ignore her. Another man overhears this and steps up and says "I'll eat the booty and suck the toes". They exchange numbers infront of you. Do you have a problem with this?
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Yes...exchanging numbers in front of you...tf...dead that situation right then and there.
 
omariwestafari said:
Real men dont eat outta plates

Real men eat straight from the grill
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This! Im usually on the grill at any bbq im at.. yes im eating off the grill and YES u just saw my sweat drippin in chicken...NO if your under 16 and want a hot link...YES my girl eats first...Favors better come with a brew attached...and if i could i got the music too...i am mr cookout! now somebody grab me a pan cus the ribs is ready!
 
Black2dafuture said:
 
omariwestafari said:
Real men dont eat outta plates

Real men eat straight from the grill
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This! Im usually on the grill at any bbq im at.. yes im eating off the grill and YES u just saw my sweat drippin in chicken...NO if your under 16 and want a hot link...YES my girl eats first...Favors better come with a brew attached...and if i could i got the music too...i am mr cookout! now somebody grab me a pan cus the ribs is ready!
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you knew this was coming
 
How you gon let a woman fix a plate for you? You might as well call her mommy. Think about how your son feels seeing that ****. We don't do this in harlem b.
 
You and yo girl are on vacation in the bahammas.

yall go on one of those tours where u can swim wit the dolphins and everythings all good.

then one of the dolphins swims up to yo girl and starts playin with her.
shes laughing. ...she aint never laughed like that with you.....she strokin his smooth glistening body....smackin his wet muscles ....even gave him a kiss on his nose.....hes makin all them dolphin noises....rubbin up all on her in the water.....then he swims off and looks at you like



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later that night yall are at dinner and shes like

"Hey that dolphin thing was fun can we do that again?"



Would you let her swim wit the dolphin.

Srs.
 
sckid20 said:
You and yo girl are on vacation in the bahammas.

yall go on one of those tours where u can swim wit the dolphins and everythings all good.

then one of the dolphins swims up to yo girl and starts playin with her.
shes laughing. ...she aint never laughed like that with you.....she strokin his smooth glistening body....smackin his wet muscles ....even gave him a kiss on his nose.....hes makin all them dolphin noises....rubbin up all on her in the water.....then he swims off and looks at you like



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later that night yall are at dinner and shes like

"Hey that dolphin thing was fun can we do that again?"



Would you let her swim wit the dolphin.

Srs.
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Flipper gon get his body flipped in a heartbeat
 
My wife fixes my plate everywhere unless it my families house or she can't at the moment.
 
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if i had my wife, id fix my wife a plate of anything she wanted...she is is my everything, my beloved, the air under my lungs, I'd be nothing without her and if she needed to eat, id give her my portion too
 
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From the south, soooo yea. She better make that plate.

And cut my chicken/steak up too. And the pieces better not be too big.
 
NazDrowie said:
if i had my wife, id fix my wife a plate of anything she wanted...she is is my everything, my beloved, the air under my lungs, I'd be nothing without her and if she needed to eat, id give her my portion too
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Yes! Chew her food for her as well!
 
Gentrification said:
FlyNY said:
Let's switch it up for the fellas...


You and ya shorty are at a restaurant, and she says that she's horny. She lets you know that she wants her booty ate like groceries and her toes sucked when yall get home, but you not the type to eat *** or suck toes so you ignore her. Another man overhears this and steps up and says "I'll eat the booty and suck the toes". They exchange numbers infront of you. Do you have a problem with this?
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? Where dey do dat at
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nobody in here TEAMCUCKOLD? :nerd:
 
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She'll usually fix my first plate no matter where we are, whose event it is, etc.


I'm the type to need seconds or thirds so I fix that myself
 
Well I'm a grown *** man so I'll make my own plate. Both players, the person receiving the plate, and the one asking, looks stupid.
 
It would be time to replace your girl. She has now learned that you have options and plenty of women will do the things she wasnt willing to do. Fact of life OP.

EDIT: Just to be clear fixing plates is not something I care about but if some other girl fixes me a plate when she wont then best believe I will take it.
 
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If you really want your girl to fix your plate, ask her. None of this "dropping hints" nonsense. Also, you should probably fix your own plate unless you're a child. 
 
Yea walking up to the table together and discussing what yall are/aren't going to put on yalls plates is fun.

Plus I like getting my.own damn food. I have never been a fan of women doing "motherly" things for me. Ironing my clothes is an example.

If we are in the house and she is in the kitchen sure make my plate
 
FlyNY said:
Scenario:
You and ya shorty are at a cookout, and you say that you're hungry. You let your girl know that your hungry, but she's not the type to go around "fixing plates" for dudes so she ignores you. Another woman overhears this and steps up and says "I'll fix his plate". She prances away and comes back with a plate for you. With extra meat. Does your girl have a problem with this?

Discuss
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She definitely would

But this scenario is just unlikely for me bc we're going to be most likely grabbing our plates at the same time
 
Growing up my mom would always fix my dads plate at family functions. Usually an aunt would fix mine even if I insisted I do it. Its just the way things work where I am from. In todays society I doubt my future partner would be interested in doing something like that. Women just aint built like that anymore  
 
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