what's something u silently judge people for vol....u just gonna let ya baby cry wen im watchin dis

I knocked off a girl who's jawn looked like a balled up brown paper bag. But I was on a drought so I smanged anyway
 
lakersman3000 said:
in public restrooms I do that. Got to wipe the d with tissue.

At home I just piss in the sink. No drips at all. Just squeeze all that out into the sink
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Bro what? Instead of using the toilet at your house you just plop your **** up in the sink and piss in there? The hell is wrong with you?
 
Buc Em said:
Bro what? Instead of using the toilet at your house you just plop your **** up in the sink and piss in there? The hell is wrong with you?
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Maybe homie don't got a toilet in his home. Prolly gotta go behind a tree around his home to take a dookie
 
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Yesterday I went to Chipotle after not going for months (San Diego has too many good Mexican spots to eat there regularly) and I asked for a Quesorrito and old girl said it would be an extra $3.50. :smh: When tf did that start? I said no and kept it moving.
 
Brolic Scholar said:
:lol:

Yesterday I went to Chipotle after not going for months (San Diego has too many good Mexican spots to eat there regularly) and I asked for a Quesorrito and old girl said it would be an extra $3.50. :smh: When tf did that start? I said no and kept it moving.
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A couple months ago

Company wide corporate told stores to start charging extra for them because stores would, while others wouldn't.

And customers were complaining about they differences in prices

So they said lets ****** everyone :lol:
 
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There's a reason why Chipotle is crushing it financial-wise.

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Girls who claim to know about football.

I went to the 49ers game and I sat down next to these girls and they were trying to front like they knew what was going on.

Example:
1st and 10. 49ers
Receiver breaks loose for a 15 yard gain.
Flag is thrown for holding on the offense.
"Holding on the offense, 10 yard penalty, first down"
Girl next to me cheers, "all right 1st down 49ers" and proceeded to do the first Down cheer "aaaahhhooo aaaaahhhhooo" with her friend by themselves.
I turn to her and say it's "1st and 20 now. And they repeated first down.
 
ELJEFE said:
Girls who claim to know about football.

I went to the 49ers game and I sat down next to these girls and they were trying to front like they knew what was going on.

Example:
1st and 10. 49ers
Receiver breaks loose for a 15 yard gain.
Flag is thrown for holding on the offense.
"Holding on the offense, 10 yard penalty, first down"
Girl next to me cheers, "all right 1st down 49ers" and proceeded to do the first Down cheer "aaaahhhooo aaaaahhhhooo" with her friend by themselves.
I turn to her and say it's "1st and 20 now. And they repeated first down.
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girls are dumb bro. let em cook.
 
Freeze said:
ELJEFE said:
Girls who claim to know about football.

I went to the 49ers game and I sat down next to these girls and they were trying to front like they knew what was going on.

Example:
1st and 10. 49ers
Receiver breaks loose for a 15 yard gain.
Flag is thrown for holding on the offense.
"Holding on the offense, 10 yard penalty, first down"
Girl next to me cheers, "all right 1st down 49ers" and proceeded to do the first Down cheer "aaaahhhooo aaaaahhhhooo" with her friend by themselves.
I turn to her and say it's "1st and 20 now. And they repeated first down.
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girls are dumb bro. let em cook.
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RustyShackleford said:
 
Freeze said:
 
ELJEFE said:
Girls who claim to know about football.

I went to the 49ers game and I sat down next to these girls and they were trying to front like they knew what was going on.

Example:
1st and 10. 49ers
Receiver breaks loose for a 15 yard gain.
Flag is thrown for holding on the offense.
"Holding on the offense, 10 yard penalty, first down"
Girl next to me cheers, "all right 1st down 49ers" and proceeded to do the first Down cheer "aaaahhhooo aaaaahhhhooo" with her friend by themselves.
I turn to her and say it's "1st and 20 now. And they repeated first down.
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girls are dumb bro. let em cook.
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I'm dumb too. I couldn't give a rats behind about american football.
 
Freeze said:
ELJEFE said:
Girls who claim to know about football.

I went to the 49ers game and I sat down next to these girls and they were trying to front like they knew what was going on.

Example:
1st and 10. 49ers
Receiver breaks loose for a 15 yard gain.
Flag is thrown for holding on the offense.
"Holding on the offense, 10 yard penalty, first down"
Girl next to me cheers, "all right 1st down 49ers" and proceeded to do the first Down cheer "aaaahhhooo aaaaahhhhooo" with her friend by themselves.
I turn to her and say it's "1st and 20 now. And they repeated first down.
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girls are dumb bro. let em cook.
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I remember back in 2007 some of my roommates had their family over, and one of my friend's moms said (during a football game) "Where is the touchdown zone at? Is it the yellow line, or that big square with the words in it?". There was a 10 second pause, which felt like an eternity, and then someone answered "it's where the words are."
 
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